Manhole 20,243 26
11/05/2009 02:30 PM

I like to drink beers, grill juicy steaks and drink beers.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/05/2009 02:32 PM

Will naked pictures frighten the children and lead to a messy divorce?

I'm not married, and I have no children, but it'll certainly be messy.

Manhole 20,243 26
11/05/2009 02:34 PM

You're not that serial killer from Ohio are you?

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/05/2009 02:37 PM

Me? Nope. I'm Canadian, eh. We aren't capable of killing people.

Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/05/2009 02:59 PM

I hope I get Ravos I hear they have proper chocolate in British North America.

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/05/2009 03:03 PM

I'm a nut for fairy figurines/books/stuff. I also like cute anime stuff, geeky stuff, USB gadgets and paranormal/haunting stuff.

And beer.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/05/2009 09:37 PM

Do you want a Penguin Salt n' Pepper shaker?

I Frost-ing love mine - all 5 of them. I wouldn't mind getting more - as long as they were the same. If my santa sends me different ones, well, it might start to look like I have some kind of old lady obsession and that would be embarrassing.

I am seriously allergic to peppermint and my ass apparently doesn't need any more chocolate, but I am willing to ignore the latter if it means I get to scarf down some Lindt Lindor chocolate truffle things.

I have 2 wish lists on amazon - a regular one, and another that is homeschooling related. Note: just because I homeschool, it doesn't mean that I'm a right-wing nutjob. I mean, I am a right-wing nutjob, but the homeschooling really isn't a symptom of that. I don't like Glenn Beck.

I get tired of listening to my husband talk about Transformers, and re-watching episode after episode of the old cartoon show has made my eyes glaze over, but I absolutely love StarScream. I'm the leader now bitches!

I also enjoy long walks on the beach, baby stealing and hooker killing (on occassion).

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/06/2009 06:38 AM

It's okay Thud. Your baby is due after Christmas - there are probably easier ones to steal.

Probably.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
11/08/2009 12:00 AM

I like really, really soft socks and unusual kitchen gadgets.

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/08/2009 02:51 AM

I like stupid t-shirts

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/08/2009 04:21 AM

It's okay Thud. Your baby is due after Christmas


Thud is pregnant? How did I miss that piece of news?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/08/2009 10:42 AM

I can't believe you missed the thread where Bean described taking his cherry. Too bad search still sucks.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
11/08/2009 02:22 PM

Thud is pregnant?

I thought he was looking a little chubbier lately.



As far as ideas for me, I'm easy (not that kind of easy, perverts). I am not picky at all and will love whatever I get. Unless it's a flaming bag of poo, then I probably wouldn't care too much for it. Ghost related stuff is an easy idea. I also like lotions and all that good stuff that we womenfolk enjoy. Also, I love the jewelry that Kchiki sells on Etsy. If you're real nice to her, I bet she'd be willing to point out a couple that I might like.

Piquantrax Pie and Football 972 9
11/08/2009 08:32 PM

You can give me freedom, I'm stuck here at Shawshank and don't wanna crawl through half a mile of Shakespeare to get out.







Frost you Tim Robbins.

Thud 66,695 17
11/08/2009 10:21 PM

It's okay Thud. Your baby is due after Christmas - there are probably easier ones to steal.


Yeah, plus there are ones closer to you that would be easier to refrigerate transport.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/09/2009 06:07 AM

Yeah, plus there are ones closer to you that would be easier to transport.

Transportation isn't really an issue. I've heard that several of them can fit into a glove compartment.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/09/2009 06:56 AM

I want a pony.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/09/2009 06:59 AM

As far as ideas for me, I'm easy (not that kind of easy, perverts). I am not picky at all and will love whatever I get.

A new uterus it is!

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15 looks up
11/09/2009 06:59 AM

Bend over, honey. You'll get the pony.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/09/2009 09:43 AM

So, for real though. I'm a firm proponent of Wishlists, but what do you guys want for Christmas?

Obviously I don't want to ruin the surprise for my victim, but I'm hoping if we all start posting what we want I may see them and secretly be able to plot their demise gift.

I appreciate local flavor, and have a depressingly vacant apartment, so if you're crafty at all feel free to make me somethin' neat or share whatever makes your city nifty (you may end up with Gooey Butter Cake and Toasted Ravioli if you're my victim). Or, y'know, go with Amazon.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/09/2009 09:45 AM

Randy, I don't see toilet paper on your wishlist.

...?

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/09/2009 10:03 AM

I'm good, actually. Just get me the glassware.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/09/2009 10:34 AM

I also have a list, but only if my SS is stuck.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/09/2009 11:15 AM

I have a list of books on Amazon, but I'd prefer something nifty rather than something like a book. Youz are all pretty creative, so I'm sure you can come up with something I'd prefer.

< serious>That being said, don't send me food. Especially not desserts. < /serious>

BuySomaOnline 0 3
11/09/2009 11:30 AM

beer - the best!

MungChamp 35,886 35
11/09/2009 02:30 PM

I like things that are awkwardly funny. I have enough stuff, just make me laugh.

Naked things are always welcome or things that would otherwise offend a religious / politically correct person.

If you are going to send drugs, please have the decency to cover the odor with coffee beans or human feces.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/09/2009 02:37 PM

How about the feces of a coffee drinker?

Dead Jeeni 43,373 49 makes a note of the year for future searches. "Secret Santa 2009 wishlist"
11/09/2009 10:00 PM

I'll appreciate whatever my Secret Santa sends me, God damn it! And I'll eat my peas, too. It's not gonna kill me to eat vegetables once and a while.

Straw potato casserole 95,470 36
11/09/2009 10:45 PM

I like sci fi and fantasy stuff.

My favorite colors are green and purple.

I like kitties, but in a quirky way not in a Cracker Barrel way.

I like the sort of trinkets you might see sold at a renfaire.

I like kitchen gadgets

I like booze

I like chocolate

I like going to restaurants and using a lovely little plastic card to make the balance much lower.

Recent frivolous wants have been Kathy Griffin's book (Official Book Club Selection) and a shower radio.

I lost the pink kitty from my pink kitty necklace (no, it's not a euphamism), and saw this tortie kitty on etsy. (I have a tortie kitty on my lap right now, but I doubt she'd let me wear her as a necklace)

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
11/09/2009 11:16 PM

I probably won't participate this year, since I got stiffed last year by a Canadian. Do they even have Christmas in Canada?!

But if I were to partake...

Calligraphy pens with detachable steel nibs!


Also, headphones that won't fall out of my hears when I am running.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/10/2009 07:31 AM

I probably won't participate this year, since I got stiffed last year by a Canadian. Do they even have Christmas in Canada?!

It wasn't me. Really.

But yes, we have Christmas. Where do you think we are, Saudi Arabia?

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/10/2009 10:39 AM

That's what I was lookin' for, Straw! Now we just need every other person in the mix to add their own.

Dead Jeeni 43,373 49 places the pillow that Shell Belle created in the center of her love seat
11/10/2009 12:16 PM

Ok, Syncope, you're right - Not to give anything away, it is/would be helpful to see my victim's preferences in this thread, too, so I'll offer up mine.

In case my Secret Santa needs some help:

A good laugh is always appreciated as long as it's not mean-spirited. I enjoy fun/funny t-shirt designs prefer a size XL shirt & really don't look good wearing black.

I love wool and the color green & am also a fan of kChiki's and Millie's creations.

I love the gift of music & am open to most anything that's not based in anger. If you have a favorite band you want to share, awesome! A cd, mix cd or an iTunes gift card would be pretty damned cool.

I'd also appreciate most-any type of food gift. If you like a particular food and want to share it with me, great! Uhm, unless your name is Al. (Sorry, Al. Most of what you eat, I'd want as a pet.)

A gift where I find out more about YOU is a gift that I will cherish.

Dead Jeeni 43,373 49
11/10/2009 12:18 PM

Oh crap, I mean Randall. Can I still call you Syncope or maybe Randy? Randall sounds so formal.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/10/2009 01:01 PM

I've started calling him Randy, because it sounds dirty.

And what the Frost?? My brief synopsis wasn't good enough for you? FINE!

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/10/2009 01:28 PM

KChiki you might not be my victim, but I will be depositing a dead bird at your door regardless.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/10/2009 01:29 PM

Randall goes on all my sketch and comedy stuff. Most everyone I know calls me Randy. Syncope or any variation is fine too. I've also answered to King Pricko of Pricksburgh, Coleridgeachussetts, but Frogpop said it was too wordy.

Dead Jeeni 43,373 49
11/10/2009 09:11 PM

Sooo.. all you want for Christmas is your left earlobe?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/10/2009 10:08 PM

I like fifes, coffee, reading, writing (not so much on the 'rithmatic, though) and food.

If someone wanted to see an Amazon wish list for me, they could search under my real name, which they would have if they were my SS, and failing that they could search for The_Fifer. In all liklihood, that would be me.

Bill the Squ--, Uhmm, Turkey 53,130 53
11/10/2009 11:20 PM

I wouldn't mind a hooker.




You know, the whole single thing and Shakespeare.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/11/2009 06:47 AM

Intact or dismembered? I'm not your secret santa, but I'm sure it's details like this that will be appreciated Squirrely.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/11/2009 06:48 AM

I wrote "this that" on purpose. I was just demonstrating why details matter.

Carry on.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/11/2009 06:49 AM

Lobster got attacked by Mike Tyson?

Bill the Squ--, Uhmm, Turkey 53,130 53
11/11/2009 08:00 AM

Intact or dismembered? I'm not your secret santa, but I'm sure it's details like this that will be appreciated Squirrely.


Doesn't matter, as long as the holes are operational.

Bill the Squ--, Uhmm, Turkey 53,130 53
11/11/2009 08:08 AM

I lost the pink kitty from my pink kitty necklace (no, it's not a euphamism), and saw this tortie kitty on etsy. (I have a tortie kitty on my lap right now, but I doubt she'd let me wear her as a necklace)


Kchiki has a kitty you can hang from your necklace. It wouldn't even complain.

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/12/2009 11:42 AM

I've got a burst of drunken energy...(P.S. I work nights, so your 12pm is my 12am, deal with it. Oh, and today is MY FRIDAY, so I'm living it up.)

I like stupid t-shirts:
this
(I'm a chick large or a dude medium)
(Apparently, ZuG hates my Windows Vista program and I can't post pics)

Vulgarity is not an issue since my 'chil'ren' is grown and I don't give a rip.
Note: I don't wear rude shirts while shopping, but I wear them at home and in bed. ( My favorite night shirt reads: "Let's play hide and go Frost yourself" It's fading, so a copy would be appreciated.)

I like books. The only fiction writer I read is Dean Koontz. Everything else is history and auto biography. Although I have the complete works of Shakespeare begging me to finish reading him...I keep him on my nightstand, and every night I say, "I have a headache. Maybe tommorrow dear, maybe tomorrow."

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/12/2009 11:51 AM

Everything else is history and [u]auto[/u] biography.

No, I have no desire to read about Ford, Mercedes, Volkswagon, etc. at this juncture. But I do like to watch teh NASCARs go round and round.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/12/2009 02:18 PM

I like different energy drinks. Stuff that is different or uncommon. I'm always up for trying one I haven't tried before. So some energy drinks that I don't have access to here would be sweet.

I collect ridiculous and cool hats. Not limited to baseball caps. Anything that is 'different' or unique as far as hats are concerned.

I like occult related stuff. I have a lot of books on the topic, but I have an amazon book wish-list I could share to prevent getting a duplicate (I did this once on my own already by accident).

I like comedy and horror movies, but I already have too many to list, and I wouldn't want a duplicate.

Art work is always good too.

dinesh 24,837 15
11/12/2009 10:53 PM

I am also fine with anything. I like whimsical gifts, or something that is useful as an adult party game. I like art.

In closing, I'll like anything that isn't just a piece of crap you found in your sock drawer.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/13/2009 10:37 PM

Womens' large? Well, whoever has the hairy-assed girl has it easy. Spiral ham.

Pubah In Your Pudding 54,895 17
11/14/2009 12:37 PM

Anything you send will be appreciated. Pubah has varying tastes (depending on where you lick him)

Manhole 20,243 26
11/15/2009 03:58 PM

I forgot to mention Harry Potter. So I would like anything to do with -

*Beer

*Grillen Steaks

*Harry Potter

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/15/2009 10:17 PM

Womens' large? Well, whoever has the hairy-assed girl has it easy. Spiral ham.



I just like my shirts loose, like my labia.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
12/02/2009 12:41 PM

When is the deadline again?

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 17,422 30
12/02/2009 02:24 PM

I still want a goddamn pony.