A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,133 4
11/06/2009 09:29 AM

For us? Are you sure you didn't really do it for yourself.

That was one of your best articles ever, by the way. It's good that you're so humble and gracious about it too.

MungChamp 26,774 21
11/06/2009 09:37 AM

A+++ Thread. Would read again!

And Happy Birthday you funny bastid!

::Goes back to drinking and ticker-taping::

Warm Chance Buns. 169,584 11
11/06/2009 09:45 AM

Yay! Screw me for your birthday!

Wait, what?




Happy Birthday you sick son of a beotch!

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,133 4
11/06/2009 09:47 AM

Damnit. Over my head for the second time this morning.

Happy Birthday. For real! I hope you get a nice big chocolate and corn cake.

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 62,534 19
11/06/2009 09:49 AM

I seriously thought I'd already commented on your Facebook page, when I realized I hadn't. So I did. Then I thought, "Wow, did I miss a Zug thread too?" Yup.

Happiest of Frosted Birthdays!

A hunk o' burning Ravos 43,452 14
11/06/2009 09:55 AM

Happy birthday. I think the frosting goes better on cake though.

But the topping contains sodium benzoate...that's bad.

Lord Blackadder 319 2
11/06/2009 10:08 AM

Happy frosting Birthday.

With extra Jimmies.

Brad Poynter 11,698 17
11/06/2009 10:09 AM

Happy Birthday man.

You might wanna check around cause I think you started new fetish.

Randall Cleveland 46,491 12
11/06/2009 10:28 AM

So far Chance's wishes gave me the biggest boner. But Mung was a close second.

Warm Chance Buns. 169,584 11
11/06/2009 10:42 AM

Since when is 2 inches considered big?

Dogs Akimbo 163,020 15
11/06/2009 10:51 AM

He didn't say big. He said biggest. Which is a comparison to what was there previously.

And now we've gone and dicked up the Dizzy One's auto-birthday thread.




(Seriously, though, who's going to off-site the new birthday page?)

Randall Cleveland 46,491 12
11/06/2009 11:12 AM

I think it's really vain to celebrate your car's birthday.

Pramable Lectern 61,855 25
11/06/2009 11:15 AM

Happy Birthday, RC

Here's a picture of Michael Dukakis!

John Hargrave 119,938 37
11/06/2009 02:01 PM

Happy birthday!

Let's all chip in and get Randy a couple of Brazilian midgets to lick all the frosting off his stomach.

Pants 12,669 14
11/06/2009 02:01 PM

Happy Birfday R.C.

After reading your article I'd toss your salad any day.

Randall Cleveland 46,491 12
11/06/2009 02:18 PM

Man or woman, that's the best offer I'm going to get all day. Sold, Pants.

cakes and ale 2,354 4
11/06/2009 03:35 PM

Happy Birthday!

Just so you know:
1. I have not been able to take a Shakespeare without thinking about you.
2. I have developed an irrational fear of running out of toilet paper.
3. I have stopped eating corn.

Pubah In Your Pudding 48,052 12
11/06/2009 04:54 PM

Welcome to the club...that's all I gots to say about that

Fill my Asshat with your stuffing 2,685 6
11/06/2009 05:17 PM

Randall would like that John, if they were MALE MIDGETS!






can i watch?

Fill my Asshat with your stuffing 2,685 6
11/06/2009 05:18 PM

Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday Randall, I didn't forget to buy you a gift, its just uh, not here, yeah thats the ticket!

UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27
11/06/2009 06:13 PM

Happy Birthday!

TheFoye 54,335 12
11/06/2009 06:40 PM

There is too much frosting in this thread, I thought my swear bot was on for some reason and I was thinking "wow, there is a lot of Frost-ing going on here.


Nope just a Birthday, hope it's happy one, enjoy your Frost-ing...


or frosting, whatever.

Pumpkin hair pie gal 7,930 9
11/06/2009 06:47 PM

Happy Birthday!

I would have sent you pics of my Halloween in Wicked Manors, one twink and one bear, however my crap Vista program is not working well with ZuG.

Anywho...hope you have a Happy!

p.s. remember me in three days, you stinging scorpion biotch!

Shell Belle 41,477 14
11/06/2009 09:19 PM

I leave for one day and you guys can't even start a simple birthday thread? Go stand in the corner, all of yous!!


Happy Birthday, love!

Please don't be mad at me! I was traveling all day. Honest! I'm in Colorado. There are ghosts in my closet. I'm scared. There's not enough oxygen to breathe here. I'm light headed. They play The Shining here 24 hours a day on one of the channels...

Anyway, I hope you had a good day. You deserve the best. You're special (but in a good way, not the short-bus riding way).

Shemp loves Evil Guz 17,558 9
11/06/2009 10:22 PM

Screw all of you


You best bring a gallon or two of KY Warming oil, some plastic to lay down (hate to ruin someone's carpet), The soundtrack to An Officer and A Gentleman, A bucket of KFC, half crispy & half origional, a knotted length of rope, and 7 tooth-picks.

peoriagrace 5,979 9
11/07/2009 02:06 PM

Sorry for the lateness. Happy B-Day! I have this extra shirt lying around; would you like me to send it to you.

Dead Jeeni 14,623 16
11/07/2009 03:33 PM

Oopsie daisy, happy belated birthday, Syncope!

Whistler P. McManus 153,835 31
11/07/2009 06:39 PM

Happy Birthday, Sync!

Chit 166,013 10
11/07/2009 08:18 PM

I would have signed in earlier...but Shell told me to go stand over in the corner.

Happy Birthday again funny-man.