A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/06/2009 07:29 PM

For us? Are you sure you didn't really do it for yourself.

That was one of your best articles ever, by the way. It's good that you're so humble and gracious about it too.

MungChamp 22,656 16
11/06/2009 07:37 PM

A+++ Thread. Would read again!

And Happy Birthday you funny bastid!

::Goes back to drinking and ticker-taping::

Warm Chance Buns. 168,281 11
11/06/2009 07:45 PM

Yay! Screw me for your birthday!

Wait, what?




Happy Birthday you sick son of a beotch!

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/06/2009 07:47 PM

Damnit. Over my head for the second time this morning.

Happy Birthday. For real! I hope you get a nice big chocolate and corn cake.

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,447 11
11/06/2009 07:49 PM

I seriously thought I'd already commented on your Facebook page, when I realized I hadn't. So I did. Then I thought, "Wow, did I miss a Zug thread too?" Yup.

Happiest of Frosted Birthdays!

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,425 10
11/06/2009 07:55 PM

Happy birthday. I think the frosting goes better on cake though.

But the topping contains sodium benzoate...that's bad.

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/06/2009 08:08 PM

Happy frosting Birthday.

With extra Jimmies.

Brad Poynter 7,204 7
11/06/2009 08:09 PM

Happy Birthday man.

You might wanna check around cause I think you started new fetish.

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
11/06/2009 08:28 PM

So far Chance's wishes gave me the biggest boner. But Mung was a close second.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,281 11
11/06/2009 08:42 PM

Since when is 2 inches considered big?

Dogs Akimbo 158,745 11
11/06/2009 08:51 PM

He didn't say big. He said biggest. Which is a comparison to what was there previously.

And now we've gone and dicked up the Dizzy One's auto-birthday thread.




(Seriously, though, who's going to off-site the new birthday page?)

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
11/06/2009 09:12 PM

I think it's really vain to celebrate your car's birthday.

Pramable Lectern 53,577 12
11/06/2009 09:15 PM

Happy Birthday, RC

Here's a picture of Michael Dukakis!

John Hargrave 116,629 19
11/07/2009 12:01 AM

Happy birthday!

Let's all chip in and get Randy a couple of Brazilian midgets to lick all the frosting off his stomach.

Pants 12,163 13
11/07/2009 12:01 AM

Happy Birfday R.C.

After reading your article I'd toss your salad any day.

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
11/07/2009 12:18 AM

Man or woman, that's the best offer I'm going to get all day. Sold, Pants.

cakes and ale 2,137 4
11/07/2009 01:35 AM

Happy Birthday!

Just so you know:
1. I have not been able to take a Shakespeare without thinking about you.
2. I have developed an irrational fear of running out of toilet paper.
3. I have stopped eating corn.

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11
11/07/2009 02:54 AM

Welcome to the club...that's all I gots to say about that

Fill my Asshat with your stuffing 2,009 3
11/07/2009 03:17 AM

Randall would like that John, if they were MALE MIDGETS!






can i watch?

Fill my Asshat with your stuffing 2,009 3
11/07/2009 03:18 AM

Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday Randall, I didn't forget to buy you a gift, its just uh, not here, yeah thats the ticket!

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/07/2009 04:13 AM

Happy Birthday!

TheFoye 53,734 10
11/07/2009 04:40 AM

There is too much frosting in this thread, I thought my swear bot was on for some reason and I was thinking "wow, there is a lot of Frost-ing going on here.


Nope just a Birthday, hope it's happy one, enjoy your Frost-ing...


or frosting, whatever.

Pumpkin hair pie gal 5,689 7
11/07/2009 04:47 AM

Happy Birthday!

I would have sent you pics of my Halloween in Wicked Manors, one twink and one bear, however my crap Vista program is not working well with ZuG.

Anywho...hope you have a Happy!

p.s. remember me in three days, you stinging scorpion biotch!

Shell Belle 31,438 9
11/07/2009 07:19 AM

I leave for one day and you guys can't even start a simple birthday thread? Go stand in the corner, all of yous!!


Happy Birthday, love!

Please don't be mad at me! I was traveling all day. Honest! I'm in Colorado. There are ghosts in my closet. I'm scared. There's not enough oxygen to breathe here. I'm light headed. They play The Shining here 24 hours a day on one of the channels...

Anyway, I hope you had a good day. You deserve the best. You're special (but in a good way, not the short-bus riding way).

Shemp loves Evil Guz 16,500 9
11/07/2009 08:22 AM

Screw all of you


You best bring a gallon or two of KY Warming oil, some plastic to lay down (hate to ruin someone's carpet), The soundtrack to An Officer and A Gentleman, A bucket of KFC, half crispy & half origional, a knotted length of rope, and 7 tooth-picks.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
11/08/2009 12:06 AM

Sorry for the lateness. Happy B-Day! I have this extra shirt lying around; would you like me to send it to you.

Dead Jeeni 11,086 10
11/08/2009 01:33 AM

Oopsie daisy, happy belated birthday, Syncope!

Whistler P. McManus 141,696 23
11/08/2009 04:39 AM

Happy Birthday, Sync!

Chit 163,943 10
11/08/2009 06:18 AM

I would have signed in earlier...but Shell told me to go stand over in the corner.

Happy Birthday again funny-man.