Frogpop 155,421 12
11/07/2009 11:38 AM

Shut the Frost up, noob.

Frogpop 155,421 12
11/07/2009 11:41 AM

and welcome back.

Frogpop 155,421 12
11/07/2009 11:58 AM

"Wanna see my naked singularity?"

Madness 1,391 5
11/08/2009 01:20 AM

WHY MUST I BE PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Dogs Akimbo 158,519 11
11/08/2009 02:06 AM

Two words: Uranus.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
11/08/2009 04:34 AM

It's amazing that a guy with no motor control can still keep his pimp hand strong and so many of you losers can't even get laid.



And by the way, Professor Hawking is not paralyzed - his illness is muscular, not neural, and it shouldn't be preventing him from getting it up.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
11/08/2009 10:35 AM

I heard the professor and his wife like to have shows for the staff.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
11/08/2009 12:13 PM

He's single. Divorced his second wife about two years ago. And yes, rumor has it that she liked to call nurses and other staff into the room while he was approaching event horizon, if you know what I mean.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,975 4
11/08/2009 12:16 PM

she liked to call nurses and other staff into the room while he was approaching event horizon, if you know what I mean.

The man's a genius.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,438 6
11/08/2009 12:56 PM

I wonder if his weiner is as crooked as his body

Pants 12,163 13
11/09/2009 03:32 PM

He's single. Divorced his second wife about two years ago. And yes, rumor has it that she liked to call nurses and other staff into the room while he was approaching event horizon, if you know what I mean.



Is that when she left him in the yard to burn in the sun for hours on end?

Randall Cleveland 43,802 9
11/09/2009 09:58 PM

Two average-looking women just became incredibly hot based solely on the fact that they knew who the hell Stephen Hawking is and were impressed enough to want a photo op.