Frogpop 173,113 25
11/07/2009 01:38 AM

Shut the Frost up, noob.

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/07/2009 01:41 AM

and welcome back.

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/07/2009 01:58 AM

"Wanna see my naked singularity?"

Madness 4,360 10
11/07/2009 03:20 PM

WHY MUST I BE PARALYZED FROM THE NECK DOWN?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/07/2009 04:06 PM

Two words: Uranus.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/07/2009 06:34 PM

It's amazing that a guy with no motor control can still keep his pimp hand strong and so many of you losers can't even get laid.



And by the way, Professor Hawking is not paralyzed - his illness is muscular, not neural, and it shouldn't be preventing him from getting it up.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
11/08/2009 12:35 AM

I heard the professor and his wife like to have shows for the staff.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/08/2009 02:13 AM

He's single. Divorced his second wife about two years ago. And yes, rumor has it that she liked to call nurses and other staff into the room while he was approaching event horizon, if you know what I mean.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/08/2009 02:16 AM

she liked to call nurses and other staff into the room while he was approaching event horizon, if you know what I mean.

The man's a genius.

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/08/2009 02:56 AM

I wonder if his weiner is as crooked as his body

Pants 14,213 17
11/09/2009 05:32 AM

He's single. Divorced his second wife about two years ago. And yes, rumor has it that she liked to call nurses and other staff into the room while he was approaching event horizon, if you know what I mean.



Is that when she left him in the yard to burn in the sun for hours on end?

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/09/2009 11:58 AM

Two average-looking women just became incredibly hot based solely on the fact that they knew who the hell Stephen Hawking is and were impressed enough to want a photo op.