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THIS THREAD IS THE SAME AS EVERY OTHER THREAD ON ZUG
A comedy conversation by Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
11/08/2009 01:10 AM 373 views

Write whatever you want below, however there are 2 rules..
1. If you are an 'established' member you are only allowed to complain about noobs and give each other 5 clickies whilst insulting the noob posts..
2. If you are a noob you must attempt to write something funny and be insulted by the 'established' members no matter how funny your post was...
Once this thread has a few posts, john can delete all the other threads on ZUG Live as this thread will summarize them all into one... Thus fulfilling Mr. Hargraves idea of making ZUG easier to use...

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17 Comments (Funniest: Millie,A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty,cakes and ale)


Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848666
Dogs Akimbo 158,750 11
11/08/2009 02:03 AM

The most popular threads are those that ask posters to talk about themselves.


So, what do other ZuGLiveRs think about what I just said? And if you could use examples of your favorite beer or band, that would be great.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848668
Straw potato casserole 59,726 11
11/08/2009 02:18 AM

Given that the first post in this thread contains this verbiage:

1. If you are an 'established' member you are only allowed to complain about noobs and give each other 5 clickies whilst insulting the noob posts..
2. If you are a noob you must attempt to write something funny and be insulted by the 'established' members no matter how funny your post was...


I think the title needs to be tweaked a bit:

This Thread Is The Same As Every Other Thread On Zug Started By A n00b That Wants To Bitch

Fix'd!

 

Funny 7 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848673
Whistler P. McManus 141,711 23
11/08/2009 03:32 AM

I think the title needs to be tweaked a bit more:

This Thread Is The Same As Every Other Thread On Zug Started By A Retarded n00b That Wants To Bitch.

Fix'd'd!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848743
cakes and ale 2,137 4
11/09/2009 05:22 AM

Retarded n00b

Are there any other kind?

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848766
A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/09/2009 08:44 AM

Retarded n00b

Are there any other kind?


I personally would answer that question with a yes...



... and I guess I proved the answer is no, also.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848770
Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,100 6
11/09/2009 10:03 AM

Jeebus Christ, I thought my new baby whined a lot. Do you want me to smother you with a pillow too?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848790
Pants 12,163 13 busts a nut in the Count's sock and then runs off.
11/09/2009 03:20 PM



TOODLES!

 

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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/09/2009 03:48 PM

Pants busts a nut in the Count's sock and then runs off.
11/09/2009 05:20 AM


TOODLES!


Now I'm all for the nasty Shakespeare, but damn! That's like sloppy 800th's.

I'm not judging, whatever cracks your egg and all, but a sock gets horribly crusty and is trash after just one use.

I'm a little disgusted, and very impressed.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848795
Pants 12,163 13
11/09/2009 04:01 PM

Dude I need that crust. My junk is so callused it's hard to find anything with enough texture to rub me the right way.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848811
Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,801 9 vomits.
11/09/2009 05:03 PM

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848813
UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16 goes around the corner and licks it up
11/09/2009 05:08 PM



 

Funny 4 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848814
UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16 vomits
11/09/2009 05:08 PM

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848815
hairy punkin pie gal 5,692 7 looks up and gets puked on
11/09/2009 05:09 PM



I'm finding this normal on ZuG.


*walks away with head down*

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848888
cakes and ale 2,137 4
11/10/2009 01:18 AM

I'm a little disgusted, and very impressed.

Dispressed?

Disgessed?

Imgusted?

Imprusted?

I'm done now.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848896
TheFoye 53,734 10
11/10/2009 01:51 AM

Socks are not that good to use for masturbation, for one, what if you forget and put it on? For two, if you use a nice light weight spankerchief then you can just throw it against the wall where it will stick until you are ready to use it again.

On that note, some n00bs are like Frost socks, they get all sticky and nasty on the floor where you might step on them or worse put them on, and some n00bs are like spankerchiefs, they stay pleasantly out of the way until they're wanted.

 

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Straw potato casserole 59,726 11
11/10/2009 04:48 AM

Dispressed?

Disgessed?

Imgusted?

Imprusted?


I call it....The Aristocrats!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848918
Millie 107,068 10
11/10/2009 06:40 AM

I like The Foye's analogy. It's gross, but apt.

I am not going to follow the rules of this thread because I'm nice to n00bs sometimes. I'm only mean when someone is being a douchebag and they don't need to be a n00b for that.