Dogs Akimbo 158,760 11
11/08/2009 01:59 AM

Bet no-one here remembers who I am

I do.

what's changed around here?

The names have been changed for Thanksgiving. I wouldn't ask for suggestions.

(See, you're not forgotten...)

Straw potato casserole 59,734 11
11/08/2009 02:30 AM

Aww, I'd never forget you Jade! I was thinking of you recently while munching on some candy corn. I'll never forget our International Candy Exchange.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/08/2009 04:30 AM

I'd say I haven't changed, but no one wants to think about old crusty undies that smell of desperation and fish, so I won't say that.

I love you though, my dearest Jade, and I will never forget you. Have you eaten Ollie's sammich yet?

Whistler P. McManus 141,715 23
11/08/2009 04:36 AM

So, what's changed around here?

Everything and nothing at all.

How is our anime princess?

Trae - With No Make Up On, BOO! 156,239 10
11/08/2009 09:25 AM

Hi Jade. My friend just burned half his fore arm off.

Good to see you.

Millie 107,073 10
11/08/2009 10:52 PM

Hi Jade.

Pants 12,163 13
11/09/2009 06:03 PM

Hi Jade. My friend just burned half his fore arm off.


Was he in the midst of your weekly fisting?

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,447 11
11/09/2009 06:09 PM

Hi Jade! I can't find the thread timestamps anymore, so I don't know how long it's been since a thread has been updated. It's kicking the hell out of my OCD.

Hope all's well with you!

hairy punkin pie gal 5,692 7
11/09/2009 06:33 PM

Hi Jade! I've read some of your old stuff and liked it.

I'm the n00b that recently joined the party. So feel free to join the others and give me a warm welcoming hard kick in the ass. I don't get offended or upsetthen bury my head in pillows crying.

I can take it because I wear big girl panties.
has anyone seen my Mom?

I love ZuG!


Cheers!

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/09/2009 07:14 PM

I wear big girl panties.

This is because she likes cake.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,430 10
11/09/2009 07:23 PM

I don't get offended or upset

I remember a certain thread about a certain boy who may or may not have been in a balloon that proves the contrary.

Millie 107,073 10
11/10/2009 06:37 AM

Hey, give her a break! My 73-year old mom was glued to the TV all day that day and cried when the balloon landed. Boy, was she pissed when she found out it was a hoax. She still thinks little Falcon is super-cute, though.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,430 10
11/10/2009 05:38 PM

I know it isn't quite a falcon, but it'll have to do.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/11/2009 01:48 AM

Jade - I also have some bad news. The little stray kitty that my daughter made us adopt a couple of years ago died while you were gone. Yeah, the black one that we named after you. It got hit by a car.

Spicey cried about it, and he was at work. That actually made me laugh and I felt a bit better. NOT that the kitty had died (I was actually pretty broken up), but the thought that Spicey was at work crying on the phone like a girl while talking to customers.



Frost, I am such a bitch.

Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/11/2009 05:00 AM

JADE! Do you remember me? Cause I barely remember you, perhaps a nude picture will jog the old memory? Email's in profile.

Spicey McHaggis 102,816 13
11/11/2009 06:27 AM

Frost, I am such a bitch.

No dear, she asked what has changed around here.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,716 21
11/11/2009 06:51 AM

I barely remember you, perhaps a nude picture will jog the old memory? Email's in profile.

You clearly do not remember Jade.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,430 10
11/11/2009 05:11 PM

The little stray kitty that my daughter made us adopt a couple of years ago died while you were gone. Yeah, the black one that we named after you. It got hit by a car.

Why is the black guy always the first to die?

Warm Chance Buns. 168,284 11
11/11/2009 05:38 PM

Piquantrix likes em full bodied, like fine wine...and if he says something different I will disown him.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,284 11
11/11/2009 05:40 PM

Hi Jade dahlin! My ass is deflating I need some caramels. STAT.