Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/07/2009 03:59 PM

Bet no-one here remembers who I am

I do.

what's changed around here?

The names have been changed for Thanksgiving. I wouldn't ask for suggestions.

(See, you're not forgotten...)

Straw potato casserole 95,470 36
11/07/2009 04:30 PM

Aww, I'd never forget you Jade! I was thinking of you recently while munching on some candy corn. I'll never forget our International Candy Exchange.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/07/2009 06:30 PM

I'd say I haven't changed, but no one wants to think about old crusty undies that smell of desperation and fish, so I won't say that.

I love you though, my dearest Jade, and I will never forget you. Have you eaten Ollie's sammich yet?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/07/2009 06:36 PM

So, what's changed around here?

Everything and nothing at all.

How is our anime princess?

Trae - With No Make Up On, BOO! 156,771 17
11/07/2009 11:25 PM

Hi Jade. My friend just burned half his fore arm off.

Good to see you.

Millie 116,854 28
11/08/2009 12:52 PM

Hi Jade.

Pants 14,213 17
11/09/2009 08:03 AM

Hi Jade. My friend just burned half his fore arm off.


Was he in the midst of your weekly fisting?

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/09/2009 08:09 AM

Hi Jade! I can't find the thread timestamps anymore, so I don't know how long it's been since a thread has been updated. It's kicking the hell out of my OCD.

Hope all's well with you!

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/09/2009 08:33 AM

Hi Jade! I've read some of your old stuff and liked it.

I'm the n00b that recently joined the party. So feel free to join the others and give me a warm welcoming hard kick in the ass. I don't get offended or upsetthen bury my head in pillows crying.

I can take it because I wear big girl panties.
has anyone seen my Mom?

I love ZuG!


Cheers!

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/09/2009 09:14 AM

I wear big girl panties.

This is because she likes cake.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/09/2009 09:23 AM

I don't get offended or upset

I remember a certain thread about a certain boy who may or may not have been in a balloon that proves the contrary.

Millie 116,854 28
11/09/2009 08:37 PM

Hey, give her a break! My 73-year old mom was glued to the TV all day that day and cried when the balloon landed. Boy, was she pissed when she found out it was a hoax. She still thinks little Falcon is super-cute, though.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/10/2009 07:38 AM

I know it isn't quite a falcon, but it'll have to do.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/10/2009 03:48 PM

Jade - I also have some bad news. The little stray kitty that my daughter made us adopt a couple of years ago died while you were gone. Yeah, the black one that we named after you. It got hit by a car.

Spicey cried about it, and he was at work. That actually made me laugh and I felt a bit better. NOT that the kitty had died (I was actually pretty broken up), but the thought that Spicey was at work crying on the phone like a girl while talking to customers.



Frost, I am such a bitch.

Piquantrax Pie and Football 972 9
11/10/2009 07:00 PM

JADE! Do you remember me? Cause I barely remember you, perhaps a nude picture will jog the old memory? Email's in profile.

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
11/10/2009 08:27 PM

Frost, I am such a bitch.

No dear, she asked what has changed around here.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
11/10/2009 08:51 PM

I barely remember you, perhaps a nude picture will jog the old memory? Email's in profile.

You clearly do not remember Jade.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/11/2009 07:11 AM

The little stray kitty that my daughter made us adopt a couple of years ago died while you were gone. Yeah, the black one that we named after you. It got hit by a car.

Why is the black guy always the first to die?

Warm Chance Buns. 171,220 14
11/11/2009 07:38 AM

Piquantrix likes em full bodied, like fine wine...and if he says something different I will disown him.

Warm Chance Buns. 171,220 14
11/11/2009 07:40 AM

Hi Jade dahlin! My ass is deflating I need some caramels. STAT.