Dead Jeeni 11,032 10
11/08/2009 07:55 AM

Aw, Shakespeare, you got the spine flu, man?

Dogs Akimbo 158,679 11
11/08/2009 08:49 PM

Better luck next time.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/08/2009 10:24 PM

Your mom is kind of hot. I wish there was better pictures of her.

Millie 107,018 10
11/08/2009 10:55 PM

I'm at my folks' house, using my mom's laptop. My dad is sitting here watching the Pariots game, so I read him your post. He thought Dog's response was funny.

But he wants to know how you broke your back? It's a reasonable question, isn't it?

Dogs Akimbo 158,679 11
11/08/2009 11:47 PM

Millie, if by "Dad" you mean you and if by "Dog's response" you mean...ah, Frost it, I got nothin'.

Dogs Akimbo 158,679 11
11/08/2009 11:47 PM

Wait, wait:

I made Millie's dad laugh, if you know what I mean!

Dogs Akimbo 158,679 11
11/08/2009 11:47 PM

Nope, still nothin'.

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
11/09/2009 06:35 AM

Millie missed me the most.

Drunk and slipped down 11 stairs. Broke my arm in the bannister, a lower vertebrae on the bullnose of a stair and an upper vertebae when my head hit the wall at the bottom.

Yay for traction! And now I think I'm actually insane.

Humphrey 51,326 10
11/09/2009 06:43 AM

Falling down the stairs and breaking your back is like falling off your bike and losing an arm (pointless).

Next time, try diving head-first into very shallow water. It'll do a better job.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/09/2009 08:10 AM

Pictures and/or videos wouldn't hurt either. You'd probably be in first place if you had it taped...

... well, if the other shenanigans weren't going on at least.

Manhole 7,843 8
11/09/2009 08:30 AM

I'm at my house, using my work laptop. My cat is sitting here with me, we're watching Family Guy. I read her your thread, she said 'meow".

But she wants to know the color of your refrigerator?

Randall Cleveland 43,805 9
11/09/2009 08:48 AM

Hi. Who are you?

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
11/09/2009 09:44 PM

Look at you Randall, trying to be all cool in front of your buddies. You know damn well who I am and how tight my ass is.

Randall Cleveland 43,805 9
11/09/2009 09:50 PM

I never forget a sphincter.

Pramable Lectern 53,449 11
11/09/2009 09:58 PM

almost died and now I'm healed.

Goddamn it.

Haha, I'm just kidding, Sash. Welcome back. We'll send the n00bs your way when Zug Live is added back on the main page.

*reacts as though he's talking to Lassie*

What, girl? The Zug Live button is already on the main page? Good Lassie! *slips on Lassie's turds and breaks his back*

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,423 11
11/09/2009 11:02 PM

Wow, Sash. I'm very impressed by the amount of funny you've brought in this thread. You're my new favorite pseudo-noob. PLUS you're obviously virtually indestructible, which will be an added bonus when you start in on the list of dangerous jobs I need completed.

Welcome back!

Pants 12,163 13
11/09/2009 11:27 PM

Sash, considering fragile state of your health you might want to avoid the "beat the crap out of eachother thread."

It's viscous in there and even heard that someone busted a nut on Pubah's face.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,368 10
11/09/2009 11:49 PM

Cannot be killed by conventional means I see...


Time to resort to operation: unconventional.