I'm BACK (read inside to find why that's capitalized)
A comedy conversation
by A Marinating Sash | 11/08/2009 02:47 AM | 323 views
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Hey all,
I'm sure you all missed me while I was gone, judging by the amount of "where's sash" threads.
Anyway, I broke my back a while ago, almost died and now I'm healed. Much like Batman (although his was broken by Bane, and mine by some slippery hardwood stairs and a bottle of Canadian whiskey. Both are formidable opponents). So that's good.
So I called the thread "I'm BACK" because not only have I returned, but also because I broke my back. Get it?
Begin rejoicing.
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Funny
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3.2
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Dead Jeeni
11/08/2009 02:55 AM
Aw, Shakespeare, you got the spine flu, man?
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3 votes
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Dogs Akimbo
11/08/2009 03:49 PM
Better luck next time.
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty
11/08/2009 05:24 PM
Your mom is kind of hot. I wish there was better pictures of her.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Millie
11/08/2009 05:55 PM
I'm at my folks' house, using my mom's laptop. My dad is sitting here watching the Pariots game, so I read him your post. He thought Dog's response was funny.
But he wants to know how you broke your back? It's a reasonable question, isn't it?
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Dogs Akimbo
11/08/2009 06:47 PM
Millie, if by "Dad" you mean you and if by "Dog's response" you mean...ah, Frost it, I got nothin'.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Dogs Akimbo
11/08/2009 06:47 PM
Wait, wait:
I made Millie's dad laugh, if you know what I mean!
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3 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo
11/08/2009 06:47 PM
Nope, still nothin'.
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A Marinating Sash
11/09/2009 01:35 AM
Millie missed me the most.
Drunk and slipped down 11 stairs. Broke my arm in the bannister, a lower vertebrae on the bullnose of a stair and an upper vertebae when my head hit the wall at the bottom.
Yay for traction! And now I think I'm actually insane.
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2 votes
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Humphrey
11/09/2009 01:43 AM
Falling down the stairs and breaking your back is like falling off your bike and losing an arm (pointless).
Next time, try diving head-first into very shallow water. It'll do a better job.
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0 votes
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty
11/09/2009 03:10 AM
Pictures and/or videos wouldn't hurt either. You'd probably be in first place if you had it taped...
... well, if the other shenanigans weren't going on at least.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Manhole
11/09/2009 03:30 AM
I'm at my house, using my work laptop. My cat is sitting here with me, we're watching Family Guy. I read her your thread, she said 'meow".
But she wants to know the color of your refrigerator?
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Randall Cleveland
11/09/2009 03:48 AM
Hi. Who are you?
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4 votes
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A Marinating Sash
11/09/2009 04:44 PM
Look at you Randall, trying to be all cool in front of your buddies. You know damn well who I am and how tight my ass is.
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4 votes
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Randall Cleveland
11/09/2009 04:50 PM
I never forget a sphincter.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Pramable Lectern
11/09/2009 04:58 PM
almost died and now I'm healed.
Goddamn it.
Haha, I'm just kidding, Sash. Welcome back. We'll send the n00bs your way when Zug Live is added back on the main page.
*reacts as though he's talking to Lassie*
What, girl? The Zug Live button is already on the main page? Good Lassie! *slips on Lassie's turds and breaks his back*
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes!
11/09/2009 06:02 PM
Wow, Sash. I'm very impressed by the amount of funny you've brought in this thread. You're my new favorite pseudo-noob. PLUS you're obviously virtually indestructible, which will be an added bonus when you start in on the list of dangerous jobs I need completed.
Welcome back!
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Pants
11/09/2009 06:27 PM
Sash, considering fragile state of your health you might want to avoid the "beat the crap out of eachother thread."
It's viscous in there and even heard that someone busted a nut on Pubah's face.
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Funny
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3.0
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A hunk o' burning Ravos
11/09/2009 06:49 PM
Cannot be killed by conventional means I see...
Time to resort to operation: unconventional.
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