hairy punkin pie gal 5,676 7
11/09/2009 04:56 PM

My god! I can't begin to figure out what that woman has in her face!


Guess#1: She was redecorating and fell face first into one of those curtain stay thingies.

Guess#2: She was trying to insert one of those rings into an oxen's nose but the ox got the better of her.


Give us hints! I'm excited to know the story!

Pramable Lectern 53,569 12
11/09/2009 05:29 PM

She was redecorating and fell face first into one of those curtain stay thingies.

Close...

Here's the story.

So the moral is, don't celebrate Thanksgiving. (Man, I'm gonna fix the world one holiday at a time!)

Pramable Lectern 53,569 12
11/09/2009 05:30 PM

and here's the story.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,676 7
11/09/2009 06:00 PM

It might be better that she can't recall the freak accident.

According to witnesses, Rivero was in a bathroom at a Thanksgiving party when she somehow sipped [sic] and fell into the door, where a coat hanger hook punctured her eye, pushing deep into her head.


Apparently, the writer of this story wasn't the one drinking.

Pram, it would have been nice to keep me hanging. But no, you had to put it all out there like a desperate ho.

Remember, it's all in the foreplay. Tease us a little before you blow your load.

Pramable Lectern 53,569 12
11/09/2009 09:59 PM

*blows his load again*

I can't make it stop.

Pramable Lectern 53,569 12
11/09/2009 10:02 PM

Oooh, cool... If I eat some of that Halloween candy that was reviewed on Zug, and alternate the colors of candy I eat, the different dyes show up in my cum!

I painted a picture;



The barcode and text were the hardest parts.

Pramable Lectern 53,569 12
11/09/2009 10:04 PM

Whoops, that was the wrong picture.

This is the one.

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,091 6
11/09/2009 10:31 PM

Now that's a squirt of a different color.

Pants 12,163 13
11/09/2009 10:48 PM

It's too bad the story doesn't tell you how long she flopped around on the door like a fish on a hook before someone came to her assistance.

Ghost of Chickens Past 238,139 14
11/09/2009 11:58 PM

Wasn't that how Trixxie esplained the doorknob incident?

Pramable Lectern 53,569 12
11/10/2009 09:47 AM

Yeah, but I think the reason it was hard to get back off was because his butthole clenched around the turny thing in the lock, causing it to... well, lock...in place. So when he spun on it like a carousel, it didn't move.

As soon as he made his ass let go of the knob, it came right out, and he, uh, came.

Pants 12,163 13
11/11/2009 03:06 AM

As soon as he made his ass let go of the knob, it came right out, and he, uh, came.

According to a few of the EMTs, it looked a fight broke out among a pack of Boy scouts armed with s'mores.