Dogs Akimbo 158,780 11
11/10/2009 04:55 PM

Starts with S.






ends with ump pump.

Pramable Lectern 53,632 12
11/10/2009 04:57 PM

Oh great, just what I need- fecal matter being pumped in here.

Dogs Akimbo 158,780 11
11/10/2009 04:59 PM

No, no. A sump pump pumps up. Route it into the upstairs neighbors' kitchen.

Pramable Lectern 53,632 12 twirls his hair
11/10/2009 05:06 PM

Is a sump pump, like, an accessory?

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,447 10
11/10/2009 05:23 PM

So what I'm wondering is, what would happen if the smaller pipe was turned off? Would there be less water leakage, or more?

It would sue you for discrimination. It isn't it's fault it's all small and retarded. You'll just have to put a helmet on it, and let it do what it wants.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,447 11
11/10/2009 05:29 PM

Well, it's also flooded me out in the past, and this time, my clean laundry got soaked- recently, I'd wised up and started putting it in a box lined with a plastic bag, so the fact that it's wet suggests that the water this time came from the ceiling or those pipes along the wall.

Or there's a hole in your plastic bag.

Duh duh DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,447 10
11/10/2009 05:32 PM

Or there's a hole in your plastic bag.

Don't all bags have a hole? Isn't that how you put things into, and take things out of a bag?

Pramable Lectern 53,632 12
11/10/2009 05:39 PM

NO, Ravos.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,743 7
11/10/2009 05:42 PM

Hire a hooker, she'll fix your leaky pipe problem.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,447 10
11/10/2009 05:43 PM

She'll just end up making it leak more. How does that solve anything?

hairy punkin pie gal 5,743 7
11/10/2009 05:53 PM

Srsly, your written description is vague.

If I had a better description I might be able to help. You could always take a picture, one overall, one up close, and I might be able to help.

I will also need to know:

what is the main pipe is attached to?
do you share the pipe with other residents?
potable water or sewage?
Let me know soon, I go to bed @ 10am.

My husband tells me I do my best work on pipes.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,447 10
11/10/2009 05:56 PM

what is the main pipe is attached to?

Pram

do you share the pipe with other residents?

He wishes.

potable water or sewage?

Sewage

My husband tells me I do my best work on pipes.

I see. So you have first hand experience with the hooker comment I guess.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,743 7 rubs hands together
11/10/2009 06:02 PM

Ho, ho, ho...Christmas is a coming.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,743 7
11/10/2009 06:35 PM

It's 10am here. Too late for my officious assistance.

Apparently Pram has drowned.

GLUB
GLUb
GLub
GL..
*choke*
glub.....................................................................

Ghost of Chickens Past 238,150 14
11/10/2009 06:58 PM

(I am not good at knowing what stuff is).


Ahh, we have reached the crux of so many questions.

Pramable Lectern 53,632 12
11/10/2009 07:37 PM

Hi guys, I died, but I'm back until I die again. Probably won't be drowning next time. I think it would be fun to have my femoral artery slashed in a bathtub while John Lithgow forcibly cuddles with me.*



...and after that, I would like to be eaten by the letter L.



*That is, I would if I were either a woman, or a gay man. Or hey, maybe a gay woman. Women are so COMPLEX!

Pants 12,163 13
11/11/2009 02:34 AM

Pram, just call up Dusty Gozongas. Even if she fails to solve your plumbing problem she'll make you feel better with a dance or two.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,990 4
11/11/2009 11:02 AM

I was going to suggest that it might be condensation, but...

maybe your basement is just like every woman you've ever known and it starts crying right when you enter it.

Pramable Lectern 53,632 12
11/11/2009 08:34 PM

Pram, just call up Dusty Gozongas

Ooh, is she in Hate Comics?

A.C. Actually, she started crying right before I entered...Then she continued to cry right up until the kid. Then she cried because she had a miscarriage.*

...What an emotional bitch!




















*HAHAHAHA, that's a "pram" pun