The ol' bucket dumped on the floor trick
A comedy conversation
by Pramable Lectern  78,171  40
11/10/2009 06:53 AM 395 views
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I live in a basement (SHUT UP) and over the past 7 years, someone has either flooded the toilet or knocked over a bucket of water (the mop sink is in the next room). On the water pipe, a smaller, retarded water pipe connects to it and there is a water pipe thing you turn (I am not good at knowing what stuff is). Well, it's also flooded me out in the past, and this time, my clean laundry got soaked- recently, I'd wised up and started putting it in a box lined with a plastic bag, so the fact that it's wet suggests that the water this time came from the ceiling or those pipes along the wall.
So what I'm wondering is, what would happen if the smaller pipe was turned off? Would there be less water leakage, or more?
I don't expect a serious answer, but this is really starting to bug me, especially since cockroaches are attracted to water and I do not want those Frosters.
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285  31
11/10/2009 06:55 AM
Starts with S.
ends with ump pump.
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/10/2009 06:57 AM
Oh great, just what I need- fecal matter being pumped in here.
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/10/2009 06:59 AM
No, no. A sump pump pumps up. Route it into the upstairs neighbors' kitchen.
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40 twirls his hair
11/10/2009 07:06 AM
Is a sump pump, like, an accessory?
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/10/2009 07:23 AM
So what I'm wondering is, what would happen if the smaller pipe was turned off? Would there be less water leakage, or more?
It would sue you for discrimination. It isn't it's fault it's all small and retarded. You'll just have to put a helmet on it, and let it do what it wants.
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KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,276 89
11/10/2009 07:29 AM
Well, it's also flooded me out in the past, and this time, my clean laundry got soaked- recently, I'd wised up and started putting it in a box lined with a plastic bag, so the fact that it's wet suggests that the water this time came from the ceiling or those pipes along the wall.
Or there's a hole in your plastic bag.
Duh duh DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!
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Chuckleworthy
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/10/2009 07:32 AM
Or there's a hole in your plastic bag.
Don't all bags have a hole? Isn't that how you put things into, and take things out of a bag?
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/10/2009 07:39 AM
NO, Ravos.
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hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/10/2009 07:42 AM
Hire a hooker, she'll fix your leaky pipe problem.
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/10/2009 07:43 AM
She'll just end up making it leak more. How does that solve anything?
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hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/10/2009 07:53 AM
Srsly, your written description is vague.
If I had a better description I might be able to help. You could always take a picture, one overall, one up close, and I might be able to help.
I will also need to know:
what is the main pipe is attached to?
do you share the pipe with other residents?
potable water or sewage?
Let me know soon, I go to bed @ 10am.
My husband tells me I do my best work on pipes.
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/10/2009 07:56 AM
what is the main pipe is attached to?
Pram
do you share the pipe with other residents?
He wishes.
potable water or sewage?
Sewage
My husband tells me I do my best work on pipes.
I see. So you have first hand experience with the hooker comment I guess.
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hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15 rubs hands together
11/10/2009 08:02 AM
Ho, ho, ho...Christmas is a coming.
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hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/10/2009 08:35 AM
It's 10am here. Too late for my officious assistance.
Apparently Pram has drowned.
GLUB
GLUb
GLub
GL..
*choke*
glub.....................................................................
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Ghost of Chickens Past 282,028 58
11/10/2009 08:58 AM
(I am not good at knowing what stuff is).
Ahh, we have reached the crux of so many questions.
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/11/2009 01:02 AM
I was going to suggest that it might be condensation, but...
maybe your basement is just like every woman you've ever known and it starts crying right when you enter it.
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Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/11/2009 10:34 AM
Pram, just call up Dusty Gozongas
Ooh, is she in Hate Comics?
A.C. Actually, she started crying right before I entered...Then she continued to cry right up until the kid. Then she cried because she had a miscarriage.*
...What an emotional bitch!
*HAHAHAHA, that's a "pram" pun
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