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A comedy conversation by KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,347 11
11/11/2009 12:43 AM 394 views

Today, the world is a less cuddly place because Mesa is not in it.



Actually, he wasn't all that cuddly. And he would let you pet him, but only on his terms. He also had raptor-claws that clicked on the tile floors and refused to let you trim them. And he was a biter. And he stole chicken bones by dumping the trashcan over in the middle of the night and leaving the entrails all over the floor.

So RIP, dear Chicken-bone. Teh Canz0rz got you, but the holes in our furniture and our hearts will be there forever.

FIN.

Let the horribly insensitive comments commence!

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27 Comments (Funniest: MungChamp,Whistler P. McManus,Ali the Rooster Legend)


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A hunk o' burning Ravos 33,981 10
11/11/2009 12:52 AM

So, did you get a good recipe from Al?

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848998
Ali the Rooster Legend 735 5
11/11/2009 12:54 AM

Oh gawd..

LET YOUR DEAD Frost-ing CATS GO!!!!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848999
KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,347 11
11/11/2009 12:55 AM

I did let him go. Right into a hole in the backyard.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849000
Brad Poynter 7,149 7
11/11/2009 12:56 AM

Dead Poe, always a tragedy.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849001
Ghost of Chickens Past 237,969 14
11/11/2009 12:57 AM

It's a cat, for goodness sakes. They sell them three for a dollar down at the pound. Why morons spend thousands on their vet bills in this disposable society, I'll never know.

Insert obligatory free cat on side of road pic here.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849002
KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,347 11
11/11/2009 01:02 AM

For the record, we didn't spend inordinate amounts of money on him. He degenerated really quickly over 2 or 3 days and when Mr. KChiki took him to the vet this morning, they x-rayed him and said, "Meh, it ain't worth puttin' him through it." We didn't even know he had teh canz0rz until today.

SO THERE!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849003
the fun in disfunctional 801 4
11/11/2009 01:12 AM

Rest in Peace, baby Mesa.

 

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Straw potato casserole 59,485 11
11/11/2009 01:20 AM

Sounds like he and Lola had a lot in common (except for the trashcan dumping, thankgawd!)

I'm all out of insensitive comments, so would the next person who posts be a dear and make two of them?

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849007
A Cornucopia of Disco 2,228 5
11/11/2009 01:41 AM

nice looking Poe now make with the pictures of your sweater puppies.


Congratulations on killing a beloved pet way to go! <-- this one if for straw

 

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Your What?! Hurts? 2,671 5
11/11/2009 02:02 AM

I liked Straw's better. It's meaner.









By the way, does anyone else suffer from BB typing at a real keyboard? How come the BB figured out that if I hold a key down for a nanosecond longer than usual, it should be capitalized? Or if I hit the space bar twice after a sentence, it politely inserts a period for me?

But my regular keyboard, and quad-CPU, hyper-threaded, GIgaflYOPPy RAMalamadingdong computer can't do this? WTF people?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849010
Whistler P. McManus 141,202 23
11/11/2009 02:03 AM

Chickens talks all tough, but when one of those dustmops he calls a dog gets sick, and Hen and the chicks make with the pouty faces, he'll drop the Visa card on a vet's counter so fast it'll make your head spin.

Sorry for your loss Kchiki. Save me the brain.

 

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Pants 12,163 13 does his best Jar Jar Binks impression as he walks away.
11/11/2009 03:10 AM





"Mesa go bye bye."

 

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Pants 12,163 13
11/11/2009 03:16 AM

They say that pets and their owners tend to look a lot a like so do you have a big grey Poe?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849018
Thud 53,078 10
11/11/2009 03:22 AM

Have Mesa stuffed and turned into an ornament. That way you can enjoy Mesa every year when you hang his carcass for the Christmas tree. If you work it out ahead of time, the taxidermist may even be willing to wire Mesa with a string of lights.


Guess where the plug would go.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849019
Pants 12,163 13
11/11/2009 03:24 AM

Guess where the plug would go.


Ummm in his outlet?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849020
TheFoye 53,734 10
11/11/2009 03:28 AM

Frost that Poe, eat that Poe.








Bury the cat though.

 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849024
MungChamp 22,439 16
11/11/2009 04:36 AM

I am so sorry for your loss Kchiki.

If you are looking for a shoulder to cry on, or a lap to dance on I will make myself available.

Note to her Secret Santa.. Ixnay on the AtnipKay

 

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Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/11/2009 04:50 AM

Finally Jerry prevails. Eat all the cheese you want, exposing Tom to all that radiation over the years finally paid off.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849035
Dead Jeeni 10,995 10
11/11/2009 07:05 AM

Awe, sorry to hear of your kitty loss. Those little critters have a way of clawing snuggling their way into your heart, no matter how much trouble they have caused you in their lifetime. Take care, kChiki.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849038
Millie 107,009 10
11/11/2009 07:42 AM

Awww! You are the second person I know who said goodbye to a kitty today. Sucks!

I just told my cat Kabibe and she doesn't seem to care. She hates all other cats, pretty much.

 

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Oyster Stuffed Priestess 48,927 13
11/11/2009 07:51 AM

I like Thud's idea, getting him stuffed. Only have him stuffed in a 'live action' pose like inbreed rednecks get done with the racoons they shoot. Then slip the cat into your son's crib every night and wake up to the delightful screams of your child. Whenever he is bad the cat shows up in his crib the next morning. You'll have that baby trained up in no time!

 

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hairy punkin pie gal 5,453 7
11/11/2009 08:17 AM

They say that pets and their owners tend to look a lot a like so do you have a big grey Poe?

I bet she's got teh vagina dentata too! Eeeeks!!!

 

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Warm Chance Buns. 168,191 11
11/11/2009 04:26 PM

I'm sorry for your loss, Kchiki. Such an adorable kitty.

I here Frat is having a 2 fur one sale at the moment! Woka woka woka!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849058
Warm Chance Buns. 168,191 11
11/11/2009 04:34 PM

I here? HERE HERE!

I suck, so I hear.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849077
KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,347 11
11/11/2009 06:02 PM

Pants, you are right on target. Mr. KChiki's ex-wife brought Mesa home as a stray wild kitten and named him for the way Jar Jar Binks talks. And then he divorced her and took the cat.

Or something like that. She was an idiot, so I don't think about her much.

Millie, tell Kabibe thanks for the overwhelming emotional support.

Our remaining kitteh is now Queen of the house and loving it. So of course we're going to adopt a kitten to drive her bat Shakespeare-crazy.

 

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Nachos 51,779 10
11/12/2009 01:58 PM

Teh Canz0rz got you, but the holes in our furniture and our hearts will be there forever.

Everyone seems to have taken to mocking your cat. To differentiate myself I will instead comment on the fact that you seem to be too poor to buy new furniture.

 

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Pubah In Your Pudding 47,449 11
11/12/2009 03:20 PM

I'm sorry Cheeky...