A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,425 10
11/11/2009 06:22 PM

My milkshake is so good, it brings all the boys to the yard.

Brad Poynter 7,204 7
11/11/2009 07:25 PM

My Turkey is so Frozen, I'm going to have to let it thaw before I...cook it.

A Cornucopia of Disco 2,239 5
11/11/2009 07:30 PM

My squirrel is so bored it just started an inane thread.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,447 11
11/11/2009 07:45 PM

My humor is so funny, no one gets it.

Dead Jeeni 11,057 10
11/11/2009 08:07 PM

My tights are so twisted they fight!

Whistler P. McManus 141,665 23
11/11/2009 08:15 PM

My nuts is so sweaty I'm about to try this.

Pramable Lectern 53,565 12
11/11/2009 08:28 PM

My dick is so excited, it wants to greet and slobber all over a beautiful woman like a puppy.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,425 10
11/11/2009 09:07 PM

Do you call it a puppy because it's so small & cute?

Pramable Lectern 53,565 12 Pram's penis dog bites Ravos's face off
11/11/2009 10:03 PM

SIC HIM, BOY!

Dead Jeeni 11,057 10
11/11/2009 10:22 PM

Awesome, Whistler.

Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/11/2009 10:26 PM

My job is so boring it makes me want to die

Ali the Rooster Legend 737 5
11/11/2009 10:37 PM

My dick is so big, it is totally large and all and don't question it.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,801 9
11/11/2009 11:11 PM

My banana is SO tuxedo, it cha cha cha!

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,801 9
11/11/2009 11:23 PM

My TANG is so CHUGGA CHUGGA, it BOOM-POPPA-MOW-MOW!

Pants 12,163 13
11/11/2009 11:42 PM

My kids is SO smart, they smart!

Anh Onymous 10,502 8
11/12/2009 01:28 AM

My brain is SO restless, I drown it with alcohol.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/12/2009 04:07 PM

My dick is so twisted, I have kids slide down it at the playground.

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/12/2009 07:00 PM

My dumps are so large, I need to issue a flood warning every time I use the commode.

Ghost of Chickens Past 238,139 14
11/12/2009 08:22 PM

My Coleridge is so large all the, oh who am I kidding?

Gonzo 17,604 12
11/12/2009 09:36 PM

My triangles are so triangular, they make Pythagoras weep.

Gonzo 17,604 12
11/12/2009 09:37 PM

Hypotenuse.

Gonzo 17,604 12
11/12/2009 09:42 PM

My hovercraft is so full of eels that nobody believes that I'm actually trying to tell them about it.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,880 16
11/12/2009 10:19 PM

My video is so the best video of all time that Imma let you finish.

I don't think I did this right.

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,091 6
11/13/2009 06:20 AM

My god is so noodly that it created a midget

Frogpop 155,678 12
11/13/2009 06:27 AM

My Bonky is so porcupine, it yodels.

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11
11/14/2009 05:03 AM

My house is so big, I can stand up in it now.

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11
11/14/2009 11:55 AM

My feet are so small, you'd never believe I have a ten inch Coleridge!

Dogs Akimbo 158,741 11
11/14/2009 07:47 PM

My life is SO __________________, it fills me with ennui.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/15/2009 03:54 AM

My feet are so small, you'd never believe I have a ten inch Coleridge!

My knowledge of livestock is so intermediate, that even I know that ten inches is a little less than average for a rooster.

dei-san 3 1 Dries hands...
11/22/2009 10:38 PM

My hands are SO refreshed, I am able to return to my..."special job".

Pramable Lectern 53,565 12
11/23/2009 02:03 AM

My ass is so crusty with dried blood and dangleberries.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,801 9
11/23/2009 04:42 AM

My ass is so crusty with dried blood and dangleberries

That it what?
Finish the sentence, you Jackass!

Pramable Lectern 53,565 12
11/23/2009 06:36 AM

that it caused me to have a prolapse when I tried to fart.

Pramable Lectern 53,565 12
11/23/2009 06:42 AM

I fuscia-gloved myself.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/23/2009 10:17 AM

My ass is so crusty with dried blood and dangleberries.

that it caused me to have a prolapse when I tried to fart.

I fuscia-gloved myself.

The momb 192 2
11/23/2009 06:07 PM

My alcohol system is so full of blood, I am eating a PGA watermelon.

Pramable Lectern 53,565 12
11/23/2009 07:09 PM

Well now you're just describing my gum health.