A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/11/2009 08:22 AM

My milkshake is so good, it brings all the boys to the yard.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
11/11/2009 09:25 AM

My Turkey is so Frozen, I'm going to have to let it thaw before I...cook it.

A Cornucopia of Disco 4,322 8
11/11/2009 09:30 AM

My squirrel is so bored it just started an inane thread.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/11/2009 09:45 AM

My humor is so funny, no one gets it.

Dead Jeeni 43,386 49
11/11/2009 10:07 AM

My tights are so twisted they fight!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/11/2009 10:15 AM

My nuts is so sweaty I'm about to try this.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/11/2009 10:28 AM

My dick is so excited, it wants to greet and slobber all over a beautiful woman like a puppy.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/11/2009 11:07 AM

Do you call it a puppy because it's so small & cute?

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40 Pram's penis dog bites Ravos's face off
11/11/2009 12:03 PM

SIC HIM, BOY!

Dead Jeeni 43,386 49
11/11/2009 12:22 PM

Awesome, Whistler.

Piquantrax Pie and Football 972 9
11/11/2009 12:26 PM

My job is so boring it makes me want to die

Ali the Rooster Legend 840 7
11/11/2009 12:37 PM

My dick is so big, it is totally large and all and don't question it.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/11/2009 01:11 PM

My banana is SO tuxedo, it cha cha cha!

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/11/2009 01:23 PM

My TANG is so CHUGGA CHUGGA, it BOOM-POPPA-MOW-MOW!

Pants 14,218 17
11/11/2009 01:42 PM

My kids is SO smart, they smart!

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
11/11/2009 03:28 PM

My brain is SO restless, I drown it with alcohol.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/12/2009 06:07 AM

My dick is so twisted, I have kids slide down it at the playground.

Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/12/2009 09:00 AM

My dumps are so large, I need to issue a flood warning every time I use the commode.

Ghost of Chickens Past 282,028 58
11/12/2009 10:22 AM

My Coleridge is so large all the, oh who am I kidding?

Gonzo 20,504 16
11/12/2009 11:36 AM

My triangles are so triangular, they make Pythagoras weep.

Gonzo 20,504 16
11/12/2009 11:37 AM

Hypotenuse.

Gonzo 20,504 16
11/12/2009 11:42 AM

My hovercraft is so full of eels that nobody believes that I'm actually trying to tell them about it.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/12/2009 12:19 PM

My video is so the best video of all time that Imma let you finish.

I don't think I did this right.

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 11,324 11
11/12/2009 08:20 PM

My god is so noodly that it created a midget

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/12/2009 08:27 PM

My Bonky is so porcupine, it yodels.

Pubah In Your Pudding 54,897 17
11/13/2009 07:03 PM

My house is so big, I can stand up in it now.

Pubah In Your Pudding 54,897 17
11/14/2009 01:55 AM

My feet are so small, you'd never believe I have a ten inch Coleridge!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/14/2009 09:47 AM

My life is SO __________________, it fills me with ennui.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/14/2009 05:54 PM

My feet are so small, you'd never believe I have a ten inch Coleridge!

My knowledge of livestock is so intermediate, that even I know that ten inches is a little less than average for a rooster.

dei-san 3 3 Dries hands...
11/22/2009 12:38 PM

My hands are SO refreshed, I am able to return to my..."special job".

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/22/2009 04:03 PM

My ass is so crusty with dried blood and dangleberries.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/22/2009 06:42 PM

My ass is so crusty with dried blood and dangleberries

That it what?
Finish the sentence, you Jackass!

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/22/2009 08:36 PM

that it caused me to have a prolapse when I tried to fart.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/22/2009 08:42 PM

I fuscia-gloved myself.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/23/2009 12:17 AM

My ass is so crusty with dried blood and dangleberries.

that it caused me to have a prolapse when I tried to fart.

I fuscia-gloved myself.

The momb 212 4
11/23/2009 08:07 AM

My alcohol system is so full of blood, I am eating a PGA watermelon.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/23/2009 09:09 AM

Well now you're just describing my gum health.