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Top Three Wedding Pranks To Make The Ceremony Memorable
A comedy article by Jenni Maier 1,239 9
11/11/2009 12:01 PM 4009 views

Everyone knows women spend their whole lives preparing for their wedding; by the time we're in fifth grade, most of us have our bridesmaid's dresses selected and ordered. But all those years of hard work, preparation, and table-seating drills can be thrown away in mere seconds if the groom decides to play a prank on the special day. Here are three of the best Wedding Day Pranks:


1. I Do ... Need a Minute Please. Getting married is a life-changing decision and it's important to be absolutely sure you're OK with the "till death do us part" clause before you say "I do." The Jeopardy! theme song not only provided a few extra seconds for the groom to make his decision, but it also dried up any sappy tears in the audience.



Hopefully his wife has the same sense of humor. If not, we'll take "How not to get laid on your honeymoon" for $500.


2. With This Rubber Chicken, I Thee Wed. Playing Jeopardy! isn't the only way to stall a wedding ceremony (or sleep alone on your wedding night). Instead of handing over the ring, this groom and his best men, Houdini, pulled the inventory of an entire dollar store out of their suits.



Our only question was: why stop there? Every professional prankster knows that no practical joke is complete without a six-piece orchestra.


3. The Lesser-Known Traditional Wedding Dance. People love weddings because it guarantees a free dinner and an open bar. Luckily this wedding DJ understands the complex formula of over-confident man + open bar = no-holds-barred drunk dancing, creating a wedding game based entirely on embarrassing one person with bad dance moves.



We just don't understand why the DJ didn't keep the music on forever -- imagine Gabe's surprise when he takes off his blindfold and finds himself in an empty room dancing along the next morning.


What do you think -- did we miss a classic wedding prank video? Let us know below!

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5 Comments on "

Top Three Wedding Pranks To Make The Ceremony Memorable

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(Funniest: John Hargrave)


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diburning 121 6
11/15/2009 02:48 AM

First!

The sad part is... this article was written 4 days ago.

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"Do you , take to be your lawful loving ?

MAD LIBS TIME!

 

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John Hargrave 120,801 40
11/15/2009 01:30 PM

The guys pulling the dollar store out of their suits was priceless.

The only thing that could have made it better is if one of them had pulled out an inflatable sex doll.

 

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Cyberjar88 461 5
11/26/2009 12:00 AM

To be honest, it would have been funnier if they pulled the contents of a magic set out of their Emersons suits. Or removed the suits completely...

 

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Manmeat 453 2
12/02/2009 01:18 PM

Don't forget the weddingroll

 

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regina4271987 2 4
01/04/2010 04:08 PM

i like the one with the jeopardy theme song. wiShakespearehought of that!