How Should I Celebrate? An idea challenge
by UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27 11/12/2009 12:12 PM 533 views
Tomorrow is my 5 year anniversary for joining GAB. Obligatory first post link. I've never really done anything special to commemorate the date, other than bump that first thread. But 5 years - whoa. That should mean something, right? What should I do to make it memorable?
You could be the Mistress of Ceremonies at the inaugural GAB-Bang where all the guys, preLive, from GAB play russian roulet with your baby maker. You must either name the bastard child after the honorable John Hargrave or the guy who had the fastest sperm.
That fact that you have shown off the twins "a million times" and yet not to me reminds me of an old joke.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with everyone in town? A tramp.
What to you call a woman who sleeps with everyone in town, except you? Bitch!
Not to imply that you are either, of course, it just reminded me of the joke. I enjoy all your stories and witty replies, and have nothing but respect for you and your boobies.
Besides, if you did my wife would probably remove my testicles and make salt and pepper shakers out of them.
So far I haven't heard anything from GAB - I'm not sure if GAB's taking me out tonight or what. I haven't shaved my legs yet though, so if ya'll just wanna stay in and watch stupid movies on youtube or whatever, that's cool. You better at least be bringing me some pizza or takeout of some sort though, or I'm going to seriously have to re-evaluate our relationship.
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