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How Should I Celebrate?
An idea challenge by UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27
11/12/2009 12:12 PM 533 views

Tomorrow is my 5 year anniversary for joining GAB. Obligatory first post link. I've never really done anything special to commemorate the date, other than bump that first thread. But 5 years - whoa. That should mean something, right? What should I do to make it memorable?

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How Should I Celebrate?

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(Funniest: Warm Chance Buns.,A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty,KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes!)


Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849195
Brad Poynter 11,698 17
11/12/2009 12:17 PM

SUYT?

Oh, and Grats!

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849197
UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27
11/12/2009 12:23 PM

Pfft. I've done that a million times. I've also already posted pics of my vagina. AND I married a GABber. I'm not sure what else there is left to do.

Maybe I should strap on my waterskis and go look for a shark.

 

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Brad Poynter 11,698 17
11/12/2009 12:26 PM

I just thought I would help you relive your first response to your first post.

SMYT?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849209
Pants 12,669 14
11/12/2009 01:49 PM

I'm not sure what else there is left to do.


You could be the Mistress of Ceremonies at the inaugural GAB-Bang where all the guys, preLive, from GAB play russian roulet with your baby maker. You must either name the bastard child after the honorable John Hargrave or the guy who had the fastest sperm.



Whose life will forever be changed this year?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849217
Chit 166,013 10
11/12/2009 03:16 PM

What a great day for John to announce your personal icon for consecutive contest wins.

Or

French Onion soup for everyone?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849225
A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,133 4
11/12/2009 06:14 PM

You should totally do like the second boy in this video to celebrate the strife and hardships of being here for five years. I would.

 

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A Marinating Sash 1,344 5
11/12/2009 10:05 PM

LAMD

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849234
A Marinating Sash 1,344 5
11/12/2009 10:09 PM

That stands for "Look At My Dick". I'm pressing it up to the screen right now.

 

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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,133 4
11/12/2009 10:31 PM

8==>



Wowee! Look at the size of that monster! You must work out.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849243
UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27
11/13/2009 08:08 AM

Chit wins! Just let me know when John is going to be posting my new icon!






Oh.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849254
Brad Poynter 11,698 17
11/13/2009 09:01 AM

That fact that you have shown off the twins "a million times" and yet not to me reminds me of an old joke.

What do you call a woman who sleeps with everyone in town? A tramp.

What to you call a woman who sleeps with everyone in town, except you? Bitch!


Not to imply that you are either, of course, it just reminded me of the joke. I enjoy all your stories and witty replies, and have nothing but respect for you and your boobies.

Besides, if you did my wife would probably remove my testicles and make salt and pepper shakers out of them.

 

Side-splitting 5 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849260
Warm Chance Buns. 169,584 11
11/13/2009 10:13 AM

Undies LOVES salt & pepper shakers...specially if they look like penquins!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849261
Brad Poynter 11,698 17
11/13/2009 10:20 AM

Fortunatly, my testicles in a tuxedo look more like a hairy Humpty Dumpty going to prom than a penguin.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849264
Gonzo 18,309 14
11/13/2009 10:31 AM

How about salt and pepper shakers that are in the shape of sweet little monkeys with bright red fezzes?

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849265
Warm Chance Buns. 169,584 11
11/13/2009 11:25 AM

I know I've seen a cartoon of some balls dressed in a tux but google doesnt seem to be cooperating. Blargh.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849266
KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 62,534 19
11/13/2009 12:05 PM

Thank gawd for that! BLARGH!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849267
Warm Chance Buns. 169,584 11
11/13/2009 01:05 PM

You know you wanna see a cute scrote hanging tough in a tux!

 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849276
UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27
11/13/2009 02:54 PM

So far I haven't heard anything from GAB - I'm not sure if GAB's taking me out tonight or what. I haven't shaved my legs yet though, so if ya'll just wanna stay in and watch stupid movies on youtube or whatever, that's cool. You better at least be bringing me some pizza or takeout of some sort though, or I'm going to seriously have to re-evaluate our relationship.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849318
UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27
11/13/2009 09:16 PM

You know you wanna see a cute scrote hanging tough in a tux!


the hell?

 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849319
Whistler P. McManus 153,839 31
11/13/2009 09:45 PM

Buttsecks!


I didn't read the thread, but I'm still pretty sure my answer will be the best one.

 

Amusing 3 votes 1.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849447
UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27
11/16/2009 06:16 AM

Yeah, but to be fair, that's pretty much the best answer in most cases.

 

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Gonzo 18,309 14
11/16/2009 08:47 AM

I think you should enjoy a nice, big pepperoni and bulgogi perogie hoagie and a stogie with Yogi, a dogie, and an old fogie.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849461
KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 62,534 19
11/16/2009 10:40 AM

So did LIVE show up instead of GAB and rock your socks? Or did they both stand you up?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849462
UnderSpiced Rum 77,657 27
11/16/2009 10:44 AM

Well, I am currently not wearing socks.

Interpret that as you want.

I have to say though, I haven't received any info on how to activate my new icon. Must be an oversight of some sort.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849464
Warm Chance Buns. 169,584 11
11/16/2009 10:55 AM

GAB & Live showed up, grabbed your socks and jizzed in them?