Brad Poynter 7,207 7
11/12/2009 10:17 PM

SUYT?

Oh, and Grats!

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/12/2009 10:23 PM

Pfft. I've done that a million times. I've also already posted pics of my vagina. AND I married a GABber. I'm not sure what else there is left to do.

Maybe I should strap on my waterskis and go look for a shark.

Brad Poynter 7,207 7
11/12/2009 10:26 PM

I just thought I would help you relive your first response to your first post.

SMYT?

Pants 12,163 13
11/12/2009 11:49 PM

I'm not sure what else there is left to do.


You could be the Mistress of Ceremonies at the inaugural GAB-Bang where all the guys, preLive, from GAB play russian roulet with your baby maker. You must either name the bastard child after the honorable John Hargrave or the guy who had the fastest sperm.



Whose life will forever be changed this year?

Chit 163,948 10
11/13/2009 01:16 AM

What a great day for John to announce your personal icon for consecutive contest wins.

Or

French Onion soup for everyone?

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/13/2009 04:14 AM

You should totally do like the second boy in this video to celebrate the strife and hardships of being here for five years. I would.

A Marinating Sash 1,339 5
11/13/2009 08:05 AM

LAMD

A Marinating Sash 1,339 5
11/13/2009 08:09 AM

That stands for "Look At My Dick". I'm pressing it up to the screen right now.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/13/2009 08:31 AM

8==>



Wowee! Look at the size of that monster! You must work out.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/13/2009 06:08 PM

Chit wins! Just let me know when John is going to be posting my new icon!






Oh.

Brad Poynter 7,207 7
11/13/2009 07:01 PM

That fact that you have shown off the twins "a million times" and yet not to me reminds me of an old joke.

What do you call a woman who sleeps with everyone in town? A tramp.

What to you call a woman who sleeps with everyone in town, except you? Bitch!

Not to imply that you are either, of course, it just reminded me of the joke. I enjoy all your stories and witty replies, and have nothing but respect for you and your boobies.

Besides, if you did my wife would probably remove my testicles and make salt and pepper shakers out of them.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,284 11
11/13/2009 08:13 PM

Undies LOVES salt & pepper shakers...specially if they look like penquins!

Brad Poynter 7,207 7
11/13/2009 08:20 PM

Fortunatly, my testicles in a tuxedo look more like a hairy Humpty Dumpty going to prom than a penguin.

Gonzo 17,604 12
11/13/2009 08:31 PM

How about salt and pepper shakers that are in the shape of sweet little monkeys with bright red fezzes?

Warm Chance Buns. 168,284 11
11/13/2009 09:25 PM

I know I've seen a cartoon of some balls dressed in a tux but google doesnt seem to be cooperating. Blargh.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,447 11
11/13/2009 10:05 PM

Thank gawd for that! BLARGH!

Warm Chance Buns. 168,284 11
11/13/2009 11:05 PM

You know you wanna see a cute scrote hanging tough in a tux!

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/14/2009 12:54 AM

So far I haven't heard anything from GAB - I'm not sure if GAB's taking me out tonight or what. I haven't shaved my legs yet though, so if ya'll just wanna stay in and watch stupid movies on youtube or whatever, that's cool. You better at least be bringing me some pizza or takeout of some sort though, or I'm going to seriously have to re-evaluate our relationship.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/14/2009 07:16 AM

You know you wanna see a cute scrote hanging tough in a tux!


the hell?

Whistler P. McManus 141,715 23
11/14/2009 07:45 AM

Buttsecks!


I didn't read the thread, but I'm still pretty sure my answer will be the best one.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/16/2009 04:16 PM

Yeah, but to be fair, that's pretty much the best answer in most cases.

Gonzo 17,604 12
11/16/2009 06:47 PM

I think you should enjoy a nice, big pepperoni and bulgogi perogie hoagie and a stogie with Yogi, a dogie, and an old fogie.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,447 11
11/16/2009 08:40 PM

So did LIVE show up instead of GAB and rock your socks? Or did they both stand you up?

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/16/2009 08:44 PM

Well, I am currently not wearing socks.

Interpret that as you want.

I have to say though, I haven't received any info on how to activate my new icon. Must be an oversight of some sort.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,284 11
11/16/2009 08:55 PM

GAB & Live showed up, grabbed your socks and jizzed in them?