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Wrong Number
A comedy article by hairy punkin pie gal 5,438 6
11/12/2009 11:46 PM 327 views

Unfortunatly for the caller, they just called me in a drunken state (Fla.)

Me: Hello!

Them: (in a nice high brow English accent)... Yes, is Pahwl(Paul)there?

Me: Who?

Them: Pahwl...(lovely proper english accented voice which reminded me of Anna from "V",
"peace always")

Me: (with a lilting crap english accent) I'm sorry, he's indisposed...is there something I can help you with?

Them: No... I ONLY want to speak with Pahhwwwlllllll

Me: (Brooklyn/Bronx accent like Rosie Perez) Yeah, right AFTA he wipes da sticky awf ov his face when eee's dun eatin' me! Get it?!

Them: *hangs up*


Anybody else have any good crap receiving wrong phone number callers?

***I really need to get a special tape recorder to record the 'tards that call me. (I'll share)

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Gonzo 17,590 12
11/13/2009 12:50 AM

I just keep getting this old hag asking for Murray Hill 4-0098, so I pretend that I'm on another line with some gangster planning a murder.