Top 3 Greatest Deer Pranks Ever A comedy article
by Jenni Maier 1,458 13 11/13/2009 01:25 PM 2980 views
Anyone who has ever hit a deer with their car and left it in the middle of the road has missed a huge opportunity. Deers, sharp antlers and all, are actually phenomenal animals to use in a prank -- and later, for a PETA-approved venison dinner.
Or a redneck doorbell.
However, if you're unable to drive recklessly enough to hit a deer, don't beat yourself up over it. All of these pranks involve fake deer and someone with an excellent ability to do lifelike deer impressions.
1. The Deer Who's All Talk. Just because you killed a deer and tied him to the hood of your trunk doesn't mean the deer has nothing left to say. The Man Show found a robot deer (sold at every major retailer in America), tied him to a car at a rest station, and made it talk, tease, and taunt anyone who made the mistake of passing by the car.
Amazingly enough, no one questioned where the real voice was coming from. They acted like a deer threatening to shove his antlers up their ass was normal everyday conversation -- or maybe they weren't acting.
2. The Nocturnal Deer. Just because you're too cheap to buy a robot-insult-deer doesn't mean you should give up on a good deer joke. This prank shows that as long as you can get your hands on a quality deer head, you can still make your roommate shriek himself awake.
"Waking up to a woodlands creature in your face" ranks right in between "waking up to see a serial killer above you" and "waking up to see a naked body in your bed and not remembering how it got there."
3. The Kissing Deer. And the only thing that tops scaring your roommate with a deer head is scaring them by wearing the deer head, and making yourself look like some kind of freaky centaur. We're sure that once the roommate got over peeing his pants, he admitted that he enjoyed being woken up by gentle deer kisses on his face. Who wouldn't?
If nothing else, this guy is one of the few people who can now cross off "hook up with someone with hooves" off his to-do list.
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