And now the link:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gG2VLnfKgvYNuv3Ep7tDJY258U8wD9BUREPO0

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/14/2009 07:47 AM

He was arrested about 15 minutes later at his home late Wednesday and charged with making a false 911 call.

What did he not push the send button and pretend to talk to an operator?

Besides, that's entrapment.

911: 911 emergency. What's your emergency?

Joshua: Oooohhhh. Can you talk dirty to me?

911: Sir, do you have an emergency?

Joshua: I need to get laid.

911: Sir, quit calling this is against the law.

Joshua: Kind of makes it exciting, doesn't it? I got a weapon over here that's about to go off. You mind if I come over?

911: Sir, we're going to take action now.

Joshua: You just gave me the right to remain stiffy.

911: We'll be arriving at your residence shortly. click *hangs up*

Joshua: Yeah, baby? You're coming over? Who're you bringing?

Dead Jeeni 11,089 10
11/14/2009 07:19 PM

Looks like he'll be gettin' that sex, now.

Dogs Akimbo 158,747 11
11/14/2009 07:32 PM

What was the arresting officer wearing?

A Marinating Sash 1,339 5
11/15/2009 04:38 AM

Nice try KChiki, but the article is obviously fake.

No police department in all of North America has a 15 minute response time.

Oyster Stuffed Priestess 48,994 13
11/15/2009 05:40 AM

What was the arresting officer wearing?

Handcuffs, utility belt, billyclub, mace, handlebar mustache and the right to remain sexy!

Oyster Stuffed Priestess 48,994 13
11/15/2009 05:43 AM

I forget to add to my last post:

*bow chicka wicka-wicka wow chicka chicka bow bwow*