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Happy Birthday, Shelle!
A comedy conversation by Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/14/2009 07:43 AM 361 views
I know it's the weekend, and cool kids don't post on weekends, but you are my sole reason for GABbing today.

I hope you have a grand time, or at least as grand as one can have in Ohio.

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20 Comments on "

Happy Birthday, Shelle!

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(Funniest: Whistler P. McManus,Lord Blackadder,TheFoye)


Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849342
Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/14/2009 08:37 AM

A happy b'day from me too.
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849343
Bill the Squ--, Uhmm, Turkey 53,130 53
11/14/2009 09:06 AM

Happy birthday Shell, hope that you get,
everything you want, I'm not talking Shakespeare
Your comedy is golden, your articles are great,
I'm one of your fans, I'm not gona hate,
Your sytle is forthright, your manner is bolder

And hey!
At least your uterus isn't getting any older.





Have a great one girl, you make my pee-pee go up.
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849344
Dead Jeeni 43,373 49
11/14/2009 09:16 AM

Have a Spooktacular Birthday, Shell Belle!
 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849345
Brad Poynter 35,418 48
11/14/2009 09:18 AM

Happy Birthday!

So you are 18 with how many years experience?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849346
TheFoye 55,700 15
11/14/2009 09:18 AM

Sorry to hear about your birthday.

Getting old sucks.

Happy Birthday.

Here's hoping another one doesn't happen again for at least a year.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849349
Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/14/2009 09:33 AM

Happy Birthday, young lady.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849361
Chit 178,088 15
11/14/2009 11:09 AM

Happy Birthday Shelly Belly
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849371
Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/14/2009 12:57 PM

Shelle, happy birthday. You are the Comedy Queen of Northeast Ohio. We bow to you.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849373
cakes and ale 2,403 6
11/14/2009 03:42 PM

Happy Birthday, SB! May all your birthday wishes come true!

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849375
UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/14/2009 05:21 PM

I actually bookmarked this with you in mind.

Happy Birthday!
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849377
A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/14/2009 05:32 PM

Happy Birthday Shell! May your beams never cross.
 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849382
MungChamp 35,886 35
11/14/2009 06:36 PM

Happy Birthday Shelle!

I am on a bender now. Things are spiraling of control, but I wanted to pop in to send you my best.

This is about the best pictorial representation of the last few days.


 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849394
A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/14/2009 10:39 PM

Holy crap! You know Ray Romano MungChamp?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849423
Thud 66,695 17
11/15/2009 06:29 PM

Bappy Shirthday Helle.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849429
hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/15/2009 10:13 PM

Happy Birthday!
 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849448
Shell Belle 76,640 24
11/16/2009 06:58 AM

Thanks, everyone!


36. Wow.


I ended up spending the evening of my birthday at Chuck E. Cheese. I'm not kidding. It was my nephew's birthday too. Normally I love the fact that we share a birthday. This year, not so much. The pizza gave me some serious indigestion. I guess it was a good thing that I was not planning any ghost hunting.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849449
hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/16/2009 07:40 AM

36? That's it?

And you've got the nerve to complain that your b-day was spent at a Chuck-E-Cheese?

I had to postpone my b-day celebratration for a week, then ended up cooking my b-day meal for everyone myself, and burned my foot with hot grease which developed into a disgusting blister!

On second thought, compared with screaming kids, cardboard pizza, and a stupid mouse in a stinky costume, I'm happy with the whole grease burning incident.

Never mind.
Carry on and enjoy your thirties.(bitch)
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849452
KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/16/2009 08:21 AM

Happy Birthday, my dear, even though I'm late saying it. You know I luzz you!
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849453
Warm Chance Buns. 171,220 14
11/16/2009 08:24 AM

Happy Shelle Day, Birth!

Youre older than me which means youre old! Yay! Just joshing, you know I think youre the bees knees!
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849518
Pants 14,213 17
11/16/2009 06:40 PM

Happy Birthday Shelle!

I realize I'm a bit late but it took me a while to finish your cake.
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