John Hargrave 128,123 71
11/17/2009 05:05 AM

Check out our Prank Ideas section.

Also, check out Top 3 College Pranks and Top 3 Office Pranks for inspiration.

If all else fails, just call the police at the very beginning of the party, as soon as the first guests are showing up. Complain that the noise is too loud.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
11/17/2009 08:14 AM

I was gonna suggest leaving your severed head on the dining room table, but maybe John's idea is better.

I dunno ...

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/17/2009 08:28 AM

Find someone who has the swine flu* and get them to sneeze into the dip.






*Bubonic plague, amoebic dysentery or AIDS will do if you can't find someone with swine flu.

Reverend Davie gravy Rodriguez 2,413 0
11/17/2009 08:32 AM

Just kill everyone there, when the parents return, trust me, hilarity will ensue.

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/17/2009 09:14 AM

Find an angry chimp with Ebola. Invite him. Things will get crazy in an hour or two.

MCConnolly 11 3
11/17/2009 10:33 AM

So...death or disease will do the trick?

Piquantrax Pie and Football 972 9
11/17/2009 11:51 AM

As a huge Horns fan and former resident of the greatest city in Texas, Austin. I would suggest showing up in all A&M gear, then ask for her bathroom go upstairs and change into an OU get up. Not only will everyone hate you, chances are you can get a few good Thanksgiving beatings.

MCConnolly 11 3
11/17/2009 10:48 PM

haha, that would be great [minus getting beaten...] but I'm the only one who attends UT that will be there

MCConnolly 11 3
11/20/2009 01:13 AM

I have [tentatively] decided on using the dark of the night and properly preparing my friends truck for shipping. After she manages to remove all the clear wrap from the vehicle, she may wonder why there is paper coving the inside of her windows. And, opening her door, she will find that the inside of her truck has been safely packaged for shipping with 20 cubic ft of foam peanuts [any suggestions for some surprises in the peanuts?]. I'm not sure what else to add to this, I would fill the bed of her truck up too if I had the monies.
I'm also going to try to think of a series of other, smaller, pranks to 'lead' her to that finale.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/20/2009 09:30 AM

any suggestions for some surprises in the peanuts?

You're new here, aren't you?

Ghost of Chickens Past 282,028 58
11/20/2009 09:33 AM

UT Knoxville? Or UT "we marry our cousins" Texas?

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/20/2009 11:55 AM

Instead of packing her truck with packing peanuts, you should pack ti with BEES.

MCConnolly 11 3
11/20/2009 01:08 PM

UT Knoxville? Or UT "we marry our cousins" Texas?

Texas, but you are mistaken. We don't marry our cousins, that's OU. We enforce the death penalty for those who do marry their cousins though.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/20/2009 01:12 PM

Take a poop in his parents' bed.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/20/2009 01:14 PM

Find the family computer and download copious amounts of child pornography using her dad's screen name.

MCConnolly 11 3
11/20/2009 01:16 PM

That's ridiculous. Girls don't poop.

John Hargrave 128,123 71
11/20/2009 02:14 PM

It's going to be expensive to fill the entire truck with peanuts. Balloons are cheaper.

Also try encasing the truck with plastic wrap.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/20/2009 02:38 PM

Or you could always trap an angry mountain lion in there. Make sure it is hungry, and he can't see it from outside though.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/20/2009 02:39 PM

Or, convince as many people as you can that it is a surprise party, and get everyone to hide in his truck, so when he goes to get in, everybody yells "Supplies!"

MCConnolly 11 3
11/20/2009 06:30 PM

"Supplies!"
...
:D

Shemp loves Evil Guz 22,212 16
11/20/2009 06:48 PM

Get her to drink a roofie coloda, then take advantage of her when she passes out.


Oh, wait, you said prank.















Nevermind.