John Hargrave 116,612 19
11/17/2009 03:05 PM

Check out our Prank Ideas section.

Also, check out Top 3 College Pranks and Top 3 Office Pranks for inspiration.

If all else fails, just call the police at the very beginning of the party, as soon as the first guests are showing up. Complain that the noise is too loud.

Your What?! Hurts? 2,676 5
11/17/2009 06:14 PM

I was gonna suggest leaving your severed head on the dining room table, but maybe John's idea is better.

I dunno ...

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
11/17/2009 06:28 PM

Find someone who has the swine flu* and get them to sneeze into the dip.






*Bubonic plague, amoebic dysentery or AIDS will do if you can't find someone with swine flu.

Reverend Davie gravy Rodriguez 2,330 0
11/17/2009 06:32 PM

Just kill everyone there, when the parents return, trust me, hilarity will ensue.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,514 7
11/17/2009 07:14 PM

Find an angry chimp with Ebola. Invite him. Things will get crazy in an hour or two.

MCConnolly 11 1
11/17/2009 08:33 PM

So...death or disease will do the trick?

Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/17/2009 09:51 PM

As a huge Horns fan and former resident of the greatest city in Texas, Austin. I would suggest showing up in all A&M gear, then ask for her bathroom go upstairs and change into an OU get up. Not only will everyone hate you, chances are you can get a few good Thanksgiving beatings.

MCConnolly 11 1
11/18/2009 08:48 AM

haha, that would be great [minus getting beaten...] but I'm the only one who attends UT that will be there

MCConnolly 11 1
11/20/2009 11:13 AM

I have [tentatively] decided on using the dark of the night and properly preparing my friends truck for shipping. After she manages to remove all the clear wrap from the vehicle, she may wonder why there is paper coving the inside of her windows. And, opening her door, she will find that the inside of her truck has been safely packaged for shipping with 20 cubic ft of foam peanuts [any suggestions for some surprises in the peanuts?]. I'm not sure what else to add to this, I would fill the bed of her truck up too if I had the monies.
I'm also going to try to think of a series of other, smaller, pranks to 'lead' her to that finale.

Dogs Akimbo 158,674 11
11/20/2009 07:30 PM

any suggestions for some surprises in the peanuts?

You're new here, aren't you?

Ghost of Chickens Past 238,046 14
11/20/2009 07:33 PM

UT Knoxville? Or UT "we marry our cousins" Texas?

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,260 10
11/20/2009 09:55 PM

Instead of packing her truck with packing peanuts, you should pack ti with BEES.

MCConnolly 11 1
11/20/2009 11:08 PM

UT Knoxville? Or UT "we marry our cousins" Texas?

Texas, but you are mistaken. We don't marry our cousins, that's OU. We enforce the death penalty for those who do marry their cousins though.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,260 10
11/20/2009 11:12 PM

Take a poop in his parents' bed.

Randall Cleveland 43,805 9
11/20/2009 11:14 PM

Find the family computer and download copious amounts of child pornography using her dad's screen name.

MCConnolly 11 1
11/20/2009 11:16 PM

That's ridiculous. Girls don't poop.

John Hargrave 116,612 19
11/21/2009 12:14 AM

It's going to be expensive to fill the entire truck with peanuts. Balloons are cheaper.

Also try encasing the truck with plastic wrap.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,260 10
11/21/2009 12:38 AM

Or you could always trap an angry mountain lion in there. Make sure it is hungry, and he can't see it from outside though.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,260 10
11/21/2009 12:39 AM

Or, convince as many people as you can that it is a surprise party, and get everyone to hide in his truck, so when he goes to get in, everybody yells "Supplies!"

MCConnolly 11 1
11/21/2009 04:30 AM

"Supplies!"
...
:D

Shemp loves Evil Guz 16,449 9
11/21/2009 04:48 AM

Get her to drink a roofie coloda, then take advantage of her when she passes out.


Oh, wait, you said prank.















Nevermind.