A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/17/2009 03:54 PM

Used to be, there was a time when you wanted to unfriend someone, you just shot 'em in the face with a 12-gauge. Damned political correctness.

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
11/17/2009 07:03 PM

BOSTON - Which ZuG user is 2009's answer to Aussie Sarah? How about Dasypygal?

She's the new ZuG 2009 Aussie Sarah of the Year. That means she removes the funny with every thread started and every Shakespearety post on a comedy web site such as ZuG.

Each year an elderly curmudgeon tracks how ZuG is changing and chooses a user who best reflects the assininity that was the original Aussie Sarah.

ZuG douchicographer James A. McNeill says Dasypygal has "no appeal."

Finalists for 2009 also included Alarm Clock, who is a racist moron, and Rock Lobster, who dates him.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,557 7
11/17/2009 08:03 PM

Geez Whistler,

I don't know who Aussie Sarah is, but I get the feeling that I'm not the only one in peri-menopause. I know that the mood swings are awful; and it is not uncommon for someone experiencing hormonal changes to take out their frustrations on the ones they love.

I had just finished a video, dedicated/blamed on you. I've popped my blister and taped it... as you recommended.

But like a faithful dog that gets beaten by the Master they admire, I'll continue to lick your hand and only hope that you guide, train, and feed me. And on good days, when I don't soil your manicured lawn, pet me.

Until then, I'm gonna piss on your rug and chew up your shoes and underwear!

hairy punkin pie gal 5,557 7
11/17/2009 08:13 PM

BOSTON - Which ZuG user is 2009's answer to Aussie Sarah? How about Dasypygal?

She's the new ZuG 2009 Aussie Sarah of the Year. That means she removes the funny with every thread started and every Shakespearety post on a comedy web site such as ZuG.



Does this mean I can get a trophy?!?
A t-shirt?
half a t-shirt?

*lowers head and walks out of the award ceremony*

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,593 21
11/17/2009 08:17 PM

Goddamn it I love you so hard Whistler.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,557 7
11/17/2009 08:58 PM

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes
11/17/2009 03:17 PM
Goddamn it I love you so hard Whistler.


Screw you Taco! My Taco is bigger than your taco!

Oh, wait...
Nevermind.

*crawls out of thread dripping pee pee on the rug*

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/17/2009 09:04 PM

Alarm Clock, who is a racist moron...

Frost you, Ogden Nash!




Did that make you feel better?

hairy punkin pie gal 5,557 7
11/17/2009 09:25 PM

Alarm Clock, who is a racist moron...

I might agree with 'moron' at times, but racist? Aren't you dating outside of your species?

I mean mechanics vs. crustaceans. It's obvious to me!

Randall Cleveland 43,805 9
11/17/2009 10:37 PM

Zug's Tip o' the Day:

The awkward pause at the end of your post is not an invitation to keep going.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,848 16
11/17/2009 10:40 PM

Until then, I'm gonna piss on your rug and chew up your shoes and underwear!

What the Frost did Pram and I ever do to you? This is complete bullShakespeare.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,557 7
11/17/2009 10:43 PM

I meant panties NOT the underwhere!

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
11/17/2009 11:58 PM

I'm gonna piss on your rug and chew up your shoes and underwear!


I've been married for 24 years - I don't fall for false promises of kinky sex.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,557 7
11/18/2009 12:35 AM

I'm thinking that your wife doesn't either...

hairy punkin pie gal 5,557 7
11/18/2009 12:42 AM

What I meant was...

After 24 years, I bet your wife gave up too!


(was that a better line?)

hairy punkin pie gal 5,557 7
11/18/2009 12:44 AM

I'm here to learn. I've got all day, night, my life. (At this pace, I'm Frosted).

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,033 6
11/18/2009 12:49 AM

You know, "The Aussie Sarah Award" wouldn't be a bad idea for a trophy. Requirements: A Zugs to posts ratio of under 1 (min 50 posts)

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
11/19/2009 12:27 AM

My wife still loves the sex. It's just the kinky stuff that she's given up on. Unless you consider Frost-ing a guy whose balls are covered with silver fur kinky.


Any way, you take me all wrong, my hairy-assed lady. I loved Aussie Sarah. I mean, lots of girls gave lip service to supporting the troops. Sarah travelled halfway around the globe and left an ogre behind to Frost boil a rabbit owned by suck stalk get split in half by show her support for our troops.

Frogpop 155,632 12
11/19/2009 07:38 AM

Unless you consider Frost-ing a guy whose balls are covered with silver fur kinky.

Yes. Yes I do.