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Hey all, this is me:
An upstanding business man and relatively attractive 21 year old living in Worcester, MA (the second largest city in all of lovely New England) and working full time. Considering I dropped out of college for my career and am currently wasting my youth by acting like an adult I decided what better way to live on both sides of the fence than to join a frat.
Worcester has 14 higher learning facilities within the city limits and one of them is bound to have some Greek life waiting for a young whippersnapper like myself to take advantage of. I know rushing and pledging (or whatever order they are in) are a few months away but I figure, no time like the present. When the season comes around I will waste no time applying to any and all frats in the surrounding area under the guise of a "bro" .
What is a "bro" you ask?
For those of you still in your early stages of dying (28-35) you may remember them as guys with backwards baseball caps, loafers and a habit of yelling.
For those of you who are closing in on death (36- 45) I believe they were the guys in members only jackets with the done up hair and lack of brain cells, also they had a habit of yelling.
For those of you who society forgot (46- Old) these gentlemen wore cardigans and acted like Emersons to you while you were trying to get laid. Stealing your women with their douchey demeanor and large wallets and even larger habit of yelling.
The current bro wears a backwards baseball cap, either a vintage concert shirt or a shirt with some clever saying about blowjobs or voting on it, loafers, and a habit of repeating Dane Cook or Mitch Hedberg jokes to try to get some ladies. As a bro one is required to drink large amounts of Natty Ice and at least once a day referring to a fellow bro as "Bro Montana", "Brosario Dawson", or "Broseph".
Although, it will be some time until I actually have to use this, I have already picked out an appropriate outfit for the occasion:
Prepare for the journey of a lifetime, bro.
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Funny
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Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 8,825  6
11/18/2009 01:24 AM
Nice outfit scro! You'll definitely be getting brogasms in that outfit.
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KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,399 11
11/18/2009 01:30 AM
I clicked on this thread, thinking it was either about Fratberry or cats and I was sorely disappointed.
However, upon reading, I'm looking forward to this article(s) if you actually remember to follow through when Rush season starts (probably beginning of January).
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Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/18/2009 01:45 AM
Don't worry, I'll be counting down the days and hours. As of right now, I am researching my options.
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