The Reproductive Organ Arms Race
A comedy conversation
by Brad Poynter  35,418  48
11/17/2009 02:51 PM 192 views
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For years, men everywhere have had access to the finest in penile enlargement technologies, but what about the ladies that have to deal with the finished product? You can't exactly fit a 1/2 inch nut on a one inch screw no matter how much WD-40 you use, can you?
Well ladies, now you too can enjoy the latest in reproductive organ enlargement technology with the Vagicavernator!
Makes it's own sauce!
Based on revolutionary "Dark-Age"(tm) technology, the Vagicavernator will give you a roomy interior rivaling the finest in luxury sedans*.
So the next time your man comes at you with his chemically enhanced, nearly bionic member, instead of saying "On Noes!" You will say "OHHH YES!"
*New car smell sold separatly.
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Funny
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Hilarious
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Piquantrax Pie and Football 972  9
11/17/2009 02:53 PM
Spell check sold separately!
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3 votes
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KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/17/2009 03:16 PM
I already did a thread on the Pear of Anguish. Meh.
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Funny
3 votes
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KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/17/2009 03:18 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Search sucks so I can't find it. But I did it!
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Brad Poynter 35,418 48
11/17/2009 03:24 PM
I believe you!
So.. How did it work?
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KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,281 89
11/17/2009 03:25 PM
Well, after my pelvis settled, it really allowed me to...HEY!
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Shell Belle 76,640 24
11/17/2009 03:27 PM
My reproductive organs have had a tough year. I'm giving them some much needed rest. Plus, "cavernous" is the last adjective that I want to be associated with my vagina.
On the other hand, I still need a gift for my Secret Santa victim!
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 11,324 11
11/17/2009 03:29 PM
I bet you could float down a chimney like Mary Poppins but without the umbrella
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Side-splitting
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UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/17/2009 03:47 PM
Oh noes! Chance's secret is out!
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Side-splitting
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Piquantrax Pie and Football 972 9
11/17/2009 03:51 PM
This is what I used to stash my life savings in Bea Arthur's vagina as soon as the economy took a turn for the south. Now my money is secure, six feet under.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 11,324 11
11/17/2009 04:09 PM
Bea Arthur? Outstanding!
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WickedWedgieWoman- WHO?!? 15,741 12
11/18/2009 09:24 AM
See that's all well and good to help with the girth factor but what about the length issues?
I mean I'm barely 5 too tall. Having an 8-inch dick may make a man feel pretty impressed with himself, but I say waste not want not. Only about 4 inches of that sucker is going in there before internal organs start sustaining damage and I'll be damned if I'm going to play "let's see if she can bang me and a give me a blow job at the same time."
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Brad Poynter 35,418 48
11/18/2009 09:28 AM
In hindsight this worked alot better as the response to the Penis Extender spam that got deleted.
I knew it was a stretch.
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