Poop it, Or Leave it Alone
A comedy conversation
by Pubah In Your Pudding 47,449 11 11/18/2009 06:11 AM 133 views
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Doctors say humans should poop at least twice a day...
...who am I kidding. This is a lame-assed Parody Thread.
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Shemp loves Evil Guz 16,478 9
11/19/2009 01:43 AM
Awww they deleted the poop.
Ode(r) to The Deleted Poop Pic.
Why, oh why?
Everybody poops sometimes.
Why, oh why?
By and by,
Even girls that lie,
poop sometimes.
Its just used up food.
Though, most think it's rude;
To poop...sometimes.
Yes it does stink,
But did you ever stop to think;
We all poop sometimes.
Next time youre all alone,
Sitting on the porcelian throne.
Remember, we all poop sometimes.
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/19/2009 01:59 AM
Seriously, who's offended at seeing a terd? Are we in such a bad shape that people can't even see something they see every day or every other day? All the dead, poop, baby, hooker, race, pedophile, etc. jokes, and we're supposed to feel comfortable in telling them, when a picture of a terd (which even looked kind of fake by the way) gets deleted? Are we supposed to be politically correct on here now? Is ZUG attempting to get an ESRB rating of E or 5+? Are grown ups allowed to enjoy this site?
What about John posting a picture of his Shakespeare streaked underwear? How is that any different.
[heading Shakespeare is a fact of life![/heading]
Who are ya'll trying to protect? From seeing a Frost-ing terd at that.
It's Frost-ing strange.
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/19/2009 06:47 AM
I'm sorry, I just want to know the rules, especially if I'm going to go through the trouble of building a poop gun. (Just on the back burner because of finances and legal risks, will happen. Off probation in Feb.)
What are they?
Picture of poop under two (or 4 now) ounces: ticket
Picture of poop over two ounces: trafficking and distribution
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Pants 12,163 13
11/19/2009 05:27 PM
A.C. I'm pretty sure that poop is limited, universally, to number 2.
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hairy punkin pie gal 5,561 7
11/19/2009 06:37 PM
Picture of poop under two (or 4 now) ounces: ticket
Picture of poop over two ounces: trafficking and distribution
Is it 2 or 4 OZs? Did trafficking get bumped up a few ounces since you can now receive a ticket for 4?
Were you high when you wrote this?
I'm so tellin'!!!!!!!!!
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hairy punkin pie gal 5,561 7
11/19/2009 06:45 PM
And how is thisallowed?
or this?
Was AC's poop THAT digusting?
Just asking.
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/19/2009 06:54 PM
Wasn't actually my poop, though I'm not going to lie, I did fantasize about busting out a terd of that quality and uniform beauty. It was a pic Shemp posted, and if he birthed it, man am I jealous.
I was just saying that it might have been fake because it looked "too perfect". It could have been a model. Not one of those sickly, underweight, half fake, airbrushed terd models, but a genuine, thick, released-with-an-orgasm steamer.
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