Just because you're still called a noob and have tried time and again to get some of us lesser noobs in line with deserved comments, rhetoric, and a well placed STFU, only to be halted from your generous services by admin...
Just because you've tried to see things in people you thought were deserving even though the things you thought you saw weren't really there...
Just because you were pushed away to the equivalent of a pig turning down champagne, and want to keep trying...
Just because you drank that Pruno because you knew you had to if you were worth your weight in balls...
Just because you complained and formally denounced any who were giving you free clickies when you were so close to the shirt...
... none of this makes you any more of a man.
Fact of the matter is, we've all seen you get on here when you're nice and drunk, then slip up when your guard was down and accidentally say something very thoughtful, heartfelt, and introspective. It might piss you off, but some of us actually see you as a pretty decent and quality built guy.
We all wish you'd soon get all the good things you deserve, but you won't. Nobody does.
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Damn.
Just trying to keep it real. Sugar coating it is just like a sugar high. Gets you up then slams you back down to where you were. Besides, nobody's gonna be able to top your's in the initial post, Shell. Bill's gotta love that.
Thank you all so much for your well wishes. Everybody else(who didn't post), Frost you with a stick. Anybody who posts after this, Frost you with a stick too, but not so much.
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