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Happy Birthday, Squirrel Boy
A comedy conversation by Shell Belle 31,380 9
11/18/2009 07:01 PM 137 views



Just for you, Bill:



I wouldn't go to this trouble for just anyone. Okay, I probably would. But that doesn't mean I like you any less.

Have a good day, Bill. You deserve it. You know I loves you.

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25 Comments (Funniest: A Cornucopia of Disco,cakes and ale,Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan)


Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849703
UnderSpiced Rum 72,856 16
11/18/2009 07:10 PM

Happy Birthday to you,
you unfunny noob.
You look like a squirrel,
and you smell like one too.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849706
the fun in disfunctional 807 4
11/18/2009 07:23 PM

Happy Birthday Mr. Bill

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849710
KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,428 11
11/18/2009 07:53 PM

Happy Birthday, nut-hoarder!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849711
A Cornucopia of Disco 2,237 5
11/18/2009 08:05 PM

Happy B-day BTS. In honor of the day I propose a moratorium on jokes about blind bitches and dead babies.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849714
UnderSpiced Rum 72,856 16
11/18/2009 08:35 PM

In honor of the day I propose a moratorium on jokes about blind bitches and dead babies.

I'll look really hard and see if I can let a little bit of my soul die in order to meet your request.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849717
MungChamp 22,622 16
11/18/2009 08:57 PM

Happy Birthday Bill!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849718
Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/18/2009 09:33 PM

Happy Birthday BTS, may you find a warm wet place to hide your nuts.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849719
Warm Chance Buns. 168,225 11
11/18/2009 09:37 PM

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear no0000oooobian. Happy birthday to you!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849725
Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,052 6
11/18/2009 10:06 PM

To paraphrase Eazy-E, Give him dat, dat nut!

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849726
Dead Jeeni 11,032 10
11/18/2009 10:29 PM

Happy birthday to my favorite Squirrel. What a precious baby you were!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849727
Dogs Akimbo 158,693 11
11/18/2009 10:46 PM

Happy Birthday, Sciurus.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849728
KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,428 11
11/18/2009 10:47 PM

Holy crap, Jeeni! That was so cute it made my eyes water!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849735
A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/18/2009 11:22 PM

Just because you're still called a noob and have tried time and again to get some of us lesser noobs in line with deserved comments, rhetoric, and a well placed STFU, only to be halted from your generous services by admin...
Just because you've tried to see things in people you thought were deserving even though the things you thought you saw weren't really there...
Just because you were pushed away to the equivalent of a pig turning down champagne, and want to keep trying...
Just because you drank that Pruno because you knew you had to if you were worth your weight in balls...
Just because you complained and formally denounced any who were giving you free clickies when you were so close to the shirt...
... none of this makes you any more of a man.

Fact of the matter is, we've all seen you get on here when you're nice and drunk, then slip up when your guard was down and accidentally say something very thoughtful, heartfelt, and introspective. It might piss you off, but some of us actually see you as a pretty decent and quality built guy.

We all wish you'd soon get all the good things you deserve, but you won't. Nobody does.

Happy Birthday Bill.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849738
Shell Belle 31,380 9
11/19/2009 12:07 AM

We all wish you'd soon get all the good things you deserve, but you won't. Nobody does


Brought to you by Morose Sentiments, a division of Hallmark.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849739
A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/19/2009 12:14 AM

Brought to you by Morose Sentiments, a division of Hallmark.

Damn.

Just trying to keep it real. Sugar coating it is just like a sugar high. Gets you up then slams you back down to where you were. Besides, nobody's gonna be able to top your's in the initial post, Shell. Bill's gotta love that.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849748
Whistler P. McManus 141,536 23
11/19/2009 12:44 AM

Happy Birthday, Bill! I don't care what John Hargrave says: I think you're one of the good ones.

May this year bring you better things. Maybe a one-eyed woman and a baby in a coma.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849769
Pramable Lectern 53,478 11
11/19/2009 05:37 AM

Happy Birthday, man.

I could almost swear I wished you a Happy Birthday last year...

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849770
Pramable Lectern 53,478 11
11/19/2009 05:38 AM

That was so cute it made my eyes water!

You're probably allergic.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849774
cakes and ale 2,137 4
11/19/2009 07:13 AM

Happy Birthday, BtS!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849775
cakes and ale 2,137 4
11/19/2009 07:17 AM

Jesus, AC!
I've only been gone four days. How did you grow a vagina so quickly?

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849782
Bill the Squ--, Uhmm, Turkey 25,508 8
11/19/2009 09:36 AM

Thank you all so much for your well wishes. Everybody else(who didn't post), Frost you with a stick. Anybody who posts after this, Frost you with a stick too, but not so much.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849785
hairy punkin pie gal 5,572 7
11/19/2009 10:18 AM

Happy Birthday, Bill.
I was going to make you this lovely lamp for your birthday.


But, you Frosted me with a stick, so Frost you back. No squirrel lamp for you!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849811
Brad Poynter 7,190 7
11/19/2009 07:51 PM

I was going to say happy birthday, but then you said what you said and made me sad.

At least now I know what to do with the extra explosive.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849816
Whistler P. McManus 141,536 23
11/19/2009 08:28 PM

I can't believe I'm the first to say this:

Shelle's singing made me tingly in my no-no spot.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1849934
A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,380 10
11/20/2009 10:14 PM

Zug has basically crapped out for me here since Monday or so, and just started working again for some inexplicable reason, but happy belated Birthday.