Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 8,404 6 Throws a bucket of water on Pants
11/19/2009 12:30 AM

There, that's taken care of.

As far as Mr. Liar Pants goes, it worked didn't it? You might think Liar when you see him, but now when he sees you he's thinking "I'm stroking it tonight"

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11 shudders.
11/19/2009 12:32 AM

Oh gawd. I think I'm going to throw up!

Whistler P. McManus 140,847 20
11/19/2009 12:33 AM

As a late 40's guy myself, I think I can offer a reasonable explanation. See, back in the early days of our careers, we could say, "Your ass looks great in those pants, KChiki!" Having that taken away would have made our lives much more difficult if we hadn't agreed that we would just make some Shakespeare up and say it when what we really meant was "Wow, your ass looks awesome in those pants, KChiki!"

So what you misinterpreted as a lie was actually a harassment-free compliment.



P.S. What are fly backs?
P.P.S. Your ass looks fantastic in those jeans, KChiki!

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11
11/19/2009 12:55 AM

This is the hairstyle I'm referring to. I may have the wrong term for it.



Also, thanks Whistler! You can comment on my ass in these jeans any day!

hairy punkin pie gal 5,320 6
11/19/2009 11:47 AM

My hairdresser and I call them "wings" or "feathering". Either way, she still cuts mine perfectly.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,711 15
11/19/2009 03:42 PM

Does he have rapist glasses too? Because that would be hot.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11
11/19/2009 05:09 PM

OMG Undies, he does. They're wire-rimmed but they still have that "rapist" shape to them.

John Hargrave 116,544 19
11/19/2009 05:45 PM

What you didn't realize was that "I got more done on that remote session last night" was a euphemism for "I spanked it hard last night, while thinking about you."

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11 throws up in her mouf'.
11/19/2009 06:10 PM

I'm glad I can come here and you people can clue me in on what's really going on.

Brad Poynter 7,123 7
11/19/2009 06:23 PM

Yeah if a woman got a little warm everytime some man used her for spank material, any reasonably attactive lady would have to carry a fire extinguisher.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,320 6
11/19/2009 06:28 PM

What you didn't realize was that "I got more done on that remote session last night" was a euphemism for "I spanked it hard last night, while thinking about you."



Eeeeeewwwwwwwwaaah!

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,914 4
11/19/2009 06:48 PM

Why are ya'll grossed out by that? It's perfectly healthy and natural. I'd say it's a good deal better than him spanking it thinking about the paper shredder or the inside of the coffee pot. That would be cause for concern, especially if he should he ever act on the notion.

By the way, what do ya'll think happens when the ZuG women post pictures of themselves? Us guys sit and stroke it to pictures of John or MungChamp? (quiet Whistler)

Whistler P. McManus 140,847 20
11/19/2009 08:39 PM

Ah, yes. We called that hairstyle "feathered back." That was actually more of a '70's look. By the '80's, we wanted our hair "spiked up." In the '90's, we stopped washing it. Now we're just happy we have some hair left.


Did anyone else notice that the guy with the rapist glasses also has on the Blue's Clues t-shirt?

UnderSpiced Rum 72,711 15
11/19/2009 10:31 PM

He's also the guy with that "2+2=vagina" song.

Kchicka, does your guy have a pedophile beard too? If not, you might suggest it. If he's got the nasty hair & rapist glasses, he might as well go for the trifecta.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11
11/19/2009 10:34 PM

No beard. I don't think he has the ability to grow facial hair. Or if he does, it probably comes in all uneven and thin.

Dogs Akimbo 158,255 11
11/20/2009 12:21 AM

I think you're secretly excited by men who lie to you.








I DO NOT want to see naked pictures of you pregnant.