John Hargrave 116,625 19
11/19/2009 08:10 PM

Has anyone ever posted while actually getting laid, for real?

Sorry if I'm five years behind on this one, but I DID just watch 2 Girls 1 Cup for the first time.

BC Bud 11,114 10
11/19/2009 08:13 PM

It would be impossible for me to get laid and post on ZUG at the same time. Unless of course I could do a post in under 5 seconds...

the fun in disfunctional 807 4
11/19/2009 08:25 PM

I'm running my fingers over my keyboard. Apparently it likes this.

Brad Poynter 7,186 7
11/19/2009 08:29 PM

Right now I am typing in your thread, listening to the jingle of my IM going crazy because some server somewhere is down and they want me to fix it. I just checked and its just some chick that told me if I promised not to tell anyone how to do it, she would let me watch her and her friend go at it on a webcam somewhere.

I think it is a scam so I blocked her, and now I am typing over here in this window again. I just corrected a spelling error in that last sentence, so now I am typing about fixing that error and wondering why this seems so familiar to me.

Now someone wants a new keyboard so I am typing their desire on my keyboard which they can't have because then I couldn't finish my response, which i'm sure you agree would be tragic. Now they are watching me type about them watching me type and judging from the look I just got, they are either confused or worried that I hold control over our network. They said a little of both, so now I am typing that, well actually I was typing that, but now I am typing about typing about that.

Ok I better quit before I fold time or something.

Whistler P. McManus 141,438 23
11/19/2009 08:43 PM

Has anyone ever posted while actually getting laid, for real?

Only if "for real" includes "with a truckstop hooker".

Manhole 7,843 8
11/19/2009 09:25 PM

Has anyone ever posted while actually getting laid, for real?

I'm an the Dulles airport in D.C. contemplating if I could actually pull this off.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,561 7
11/19/2009 09:33 PM

DO IT!!

But can you find a 'tard like you that's willing to:

1) 'do' you
2) go to a place without security with you
3) with a name like manhole, aren't you a fag?

hairy punkin pie gal 5,561 7
11/19/2009 09:34 PM

that could actually be easier...drill a hole in the stall next door and Tap, Tap, Tap, BABY!



go for it!

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,047 6
11/19/2009 09:35 PM

I trerfreeied bbutt theeres toooo muucch shakkingg to typee on mmyy iphoohne.

Pants 12,163 13
11/19/2009 09:44 PM

Has anyone ever posted while actually getting laid, for real?


I've jerked to Trae's icon while posting and her Olive Garden photo and her web cam shot and ...

Yeah, I'm sad.

Ghost of Chickens Past 238,092 14
11/19/2009 10:14 PM

The truck stop thread was one of the best ever, first off.

But yeah, I think I remember fabulink and whatsisname posting mid hump.

I've not from the marital bed but I have from an ambulance an from the bathroom of focus on the family.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,856 16
11/19/2009 10:23 PM

If a guy was railing me from behind and tried setting up his laptop on my lower back so he could look at ANYTHING on the internet, that would be the last time he ever got invited in.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,856 16
11/19/2009 10:24 PM

I don't have to worry so much about that kind of thing in missionary position, because my husband is fat. He couldn't see over his stomach to type.

You're all welcome for the visuals.

Bean 4,408 12
11/19/2009 11:01 PM

Has anyone ever posted while actually getting laid, for real?

I believe I was the FIRST to ever post while having sex. It was a thread titled "guess what I'm doing right now" or something to that effect. It was probably like... 8 years ago? I was fairly newly married, and I have been married for 9 years, so something like that.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,561 7
11/19/2009 11:15 PM

I don't have to worry so much about that kind of thing in missionary position, because my husband is fat. He couldn't see over his stomach to type.

You're all welcome for the visuals.


EEww.

I just gouged out my right eye.

I keep the left one(it's had Lasiks)to see what happens next!!!

Clearly!

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,423 11
11/20/2009 12:12 AM

I had Lasik!

Frogpop 155,655 12
11/20/2009 08:00 AM

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