Top 3 Public Pee Pranks A comedy article
by Jenni Maier 988 8 11/19/2009 09:12 PM 2432 views
Peeing has become routine and boring for many Americans, who now simply view the body function as a chore. Thankfully, not everyone thinks of peeing as a mundane, run-of-the-mill task. Certain pranksters decided to use their God-given ability to urinate as the punchline for a joke. Here are the Top 3 Public Pee Pranks of all time:
1. Urine-Infused Lemonade
Canadian prank show Just For Laughs knows there's nothing like a refreshing glass of cold lemonade on a hot summer day. There's also nothing like a group of child actors with a sense of humor, no sense of dignity, and the resources to build a constantly "collapsing" lemonade stand.
While we enjoyed the classic spit-takes of the urineade, we wonder why more people didn't jump over that table and Lorena-Bobbit those kids. Then again, at least they weren't serving brownies.
2. The Biggest Toilet The Jamie Kennedy Experiment wanted to show that a responsible lifeguard doesn't take his eyes off of the pool for a second -- even if he has to pee. So it only makes sense that this lifeguard would relieve himself where he could still monitor all poolside activity.
Thankfully he's not only responsible, he's also considerate. Not many people make everyone leave the pool when they have to go. Instead they pull the ol' "gee, this is a weird warm spot" after they do the deed.
3. The Laziest River
The only thing worse than being blind is living near a lazy river that you can't even see. Just For Laughs struck again, as these tube riders got an extra spray of liquid as they passed under the bonus golden waterfall streams.
But did that man really have to get out of the tube and try to beat the guy up? After all, the name of the ride was "Golden Showers."
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I don't know how much of a prank this is, it just was really, really dickheadish of me.
When I was a teen, sometimes when the mood hit me, if I used a public toilet(7/11, Circle K, highway reststops)I would piss all over everything.
When I say all over everything, I mean all over everything.
Not just the toilet seat.
Oh no...
I would piss on the seat, on the tank, on the walls, on/in the sink, all over what ever TP/paper towels were in the line of fire(I took extra joy in soaking a whole roll of TP to the core). I'd piss on the mirror, the floor, the garbage can. If there happened to be a low ceiling, I'd hit that too. I'd soak the hand dryer, the soap despencer...Everything.
Like I said, not much of a prank. But I just thought Id share.
I see your dickhead, and raise you a sadistic little Coleridge.
When I was around eleven or twelve, me and a friend convinced the neighbor kid to play a trampoline game similar to "Crack the Egg" that would test his bravery. The idea was for him to lay on his back in the center of the trampoline with his eyes closed while me and my friend jumped off my shed, landed next to him and bounced him. If he was brave, he wouldn't open his eyes until he felt like he was at the apex of the bounce.
All went well as far as him laying there with his eyes closed and my friend and me getting on top of the shed. Then, as we had previously planned on the aside, we started the count down, but not to jump.
We had the terrific idea that it would be much more of a good time to give him even more of a surprise. Right before the end of the count down, we had our peckers whipped out, and fully released our Kool-Aid filled bladders all over his waiting, unsuspecting face. He started to scream and cuss, when he very promptly realized it's a bad idea to open your mouth for any reason when getting hit in the face with a couple of streams of piss.
That was probably the first time I ever saw someone so mad that nothing but gibberish came out when they tried to talk and scream.
And all these years Lobstah wonderd why AC would sneak over to the neighbors trampoline in the wee (meh) hours of the night, lay down on the trampoline and have her pee all over him.
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Agent J, this is Agent Pudding, we've got an OMFN1. I repeat, we have an OMFN1, oldie makes fun of noob!1. over.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOY?
Thud, is it? Thud, my boy, you're coming with me.
No, don't struggle. STOP STRUGGLING!
..DO YOU HEAR ME, BOY?? IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, YOU'LL STOP STRUGGLING!
MFFT..that's it, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW!
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