Dude, where's my feedback?
An idea challenge
by The Mailman  130,838  14
11/20/2009 12:26 AM 208 views
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As John recently explained in this article, I recently won the eBay auction for Charlize Theron's gutter debris, but since it's complicated to import vegetable matter into Canada, I told him not to mail it to me.
I said I would accept a dinner date with Charlize Theron instead, even though I am an avid collector of celebrity gutter debris, but that hasn't worked out either, apparently.
Now, on top of it all, John did not even leave me any feedback for my prompt payment after I won the auction. Instead of asking him directly to leave me some feedback, I call on you, the ZUG community, to suggest feedback lines that John should choose from to leave for me on the gutter debris auction.
The winner of this challenge, as decided by John when he finally sends my feedback, will win a cup of Celine Dion's gutter debris from my personal collection. Or, if you live outside Canada, a copy of the footage taken during my dinner date with Charlize Theron.
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Hilarious
11 votes
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Hilarious
10 votes
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Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,095  6
11/20/2009 12:27 AM
Grade A Buyer. Would Scam Again A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.7
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Pants 12,163 13
11/20/2009 12:46 AM
Dear Manhole, I must say that was one of the most enjoyable blow jobs I've had in my life. All of those years of training with Trixxie really paid off; your mother must be so proud. I know it is hard not being able to see each other as often as we want but stay strong. We can make it through it. The extra life insurance policy for my wife has been finalized and things should be falling into place soon.
Forever yours,
John Hargrave
P.S. The rimjob wasn't too bad either.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/20/2009 12:54 AM
He paid for the product, I did not thank him for his purchase, and then he insisted that I not send it to him. Great for business! All customers should be super easy like this.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,425 10
11/20/2009 10:10 PM
Payment was prompt, though I don't usually accept rupies.
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Funny
5 votes
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Frogpop 155,678 12
11/20/2009 10:42 PM
Great Buyer, eh? Definitely not a Hoser.
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0 votes
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Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
11/21/2009 06:20 AM
Buyer still owes $158 for item #2541km69: Big Bubba butthole breaker buttplug'.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Dead Jeeni 11,065 10
11/21/2009 08:56 AM
Great Buyer - a real rube. Bought gutter debris, would probably buy snake oil too!
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