Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,100 6
11/20/2009 07:38 PM

I vote for Thanksgiving. You can invite the kids to play ring toss.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,284 11
11/20/2009 08:01 PM

THANKSGIVING! Ring toss sounds like a hoot but you should probably stick your dick in the mash tators.

Shell Belle 31,443 9
11/20/2009 08:16 PM

That depends. Are you going to be in Ohio anytime soon?




Alright, I'm leaving this thread before I get myself into trouble.


*cough*emailinprofile*cough*

UnderSpiced Rum 72,890 16
11/20/2009 08:27 PM

I think you should pop some of those penis enlargement pills first, so we can actually see the effect the viagra is having.

MungChamp 22,656 16
11/20/2009 08:51 PM

I take that as a personal challenge.

I will be over for you to judge just as soon as I head to Ohio on an unrelated business matter.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,284 11
11/20/2009 08:52 PM

Just knowing you are all reading and thinking about my erection gives me an erection

Not only are we reading and thinking of your erection, but we are thinking of things for you to do with your erection! Youre a smart pervert!

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,434 10
11/20/2009 09:53 PM

Sneak it in to the wine at church.

Gonzo 17,604 12
11/21/2009 12:20 AM

Walk out onto a busy street, place the pill in the palm of your hand, make a fist, and punch a random stranger as hard as you can in the face.

And then eat a baby.

Straw potato casserole 59,734 11
11/21/2009 12:40 AM

After taking the pill, go to a lingerie shop with your wife. Make sure to wear something that tents well, like sweatpants or jogging pants. Have your wife hold up various pieces of lingerie and ask if you like it. Tell her in a slightly strained voice that you think it would look amazing on her. When you catch someone staring, tell them you think it would look amazing on them too. Hold up thongs and bustiers and loudly ask your wife if she would consider wearing them. If she says no, turn to another lady and ask her if she thinks your wife is unreasonable and would she ever wear it.

If you're lucky, you'll be in a jail cell before the effects have worn off and you can enact part two of the prank.

Pants 12,163 13
11/21/2009 12:44 AM

There are plenty of people posting about their "wild" experiences with Viagra.
You should be original and use yours as a suppository and then document the experience.

It might not give you an erection but could turn your feces blue or distend your anus so that it would appear, from people behind you, that you Shakespeare your pants.

Come on, give it a try and let us know how it turns out.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,434 10
11/21/2009 12:46 AM

Feed it to a mime. Then let him be horny and trapped in his invisible box.

Pants 12,163 13
11/21/2009 01:01 AM

Mmmmm invisible box.
{/Homer Simpson}

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,100 6
11/21/2009 05:24 AM

Sounds like why me last relationship with a mime failed. I kept trying to put it in her box but I couldn't find the damned thing.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,982 4
11/21/2009 05:52 AM

Feed it to a goat or sheep at a petting zoo some afternoon you have to waste and watch the kids learn about nature.

Shemp loves Evil Guz 16,504 9
11/21/2009 05:59 AM

I dont know, but if I were you I'd keep them away from that 666999x guy.

The momb 192 2
11/21/2009 06:11 AM

Put it in your boss's coffee. Then sit back and enjoy the show!

Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
11/21/2009 06:12 AM

Mix the tablet with water to make Viagra eyedrops. They make you look hard.

Madness 1,407 5
11/21/2009 10:27 PM

Grind it up and put it in a female friend's drink.
I'm pretty curious about what it might do to a lady.
Massive clitoral engorgement...FOR SCIENCE!

TopHatSnake 526 5
11/22/2009 01:18 AM

pop it, then go sit on a bench at a busy playground.

Woof Woof Dammit 118 3
11/23/2009 07:31 AM

Take it and dress up in a trench-coat while not wearing pants and walk around town declaring your name is "Detective Dick Spear"

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,982 4
11/23/2009 09:37 AM

Take it and dress up in a trench-coat while not wearing pants and walk around town declaring your name is "Detective Dick Spear"

Love it!

Dick Spear: Hey dame, what's the trouble?

Sobbing woman on a park bench: Golly mister, I've never had much, but all I've had's just been lifted from me out from underneath my very nose.

DS: Settle down and dry those pretty opals, tootse. If there's any justice in this mad, circus of a world, I'll help you get to the bottom of things. What exactly was taken from you?

Woman: You're so kind detective. It was my mother's jewels she passed down to me. The circumstances surrounding it might make it quite a hard case though.

DS: Well sugar, I'll let you decide if it's hard enough when you see the what's come up after I've had a fair crack at it.

Woman: The main thing missing that meant the most to me was her string of pearls.

DS: A pearl necklace heh? Well you're in luck. I can help you with that, and trust me that it's the exact same pearl necklace that your mother had. I'm gonna have to take this case pro-bono, as there's no reason a bonny lady as yourself should go without receiving what's due to her.

*enter the real Dick Spear*



Yeah, I got nothing (maybe a little encouragement though).

The momb 192 2
11/24/2009 06:28 PM

Sobbing woman on a park bench: Golly mister, I've never had much, but all I've had's just been lifted from me out from underneath my very nose.

DS: Settle down and dry those pretty opals, tootse. If there's any justice in this mad, circus of a world, I'll help you get to the bottom of things. What exactly was taken from you?

Woman: You're so kind detective. It was my mother's jewels she passed down to me. The circumstances surrounding it might make it quite a hard case though.

DS: Well sugar, I'll let you decide if it's hard enough when you see the what's come up after I've had a fair crack at it.

Woman: The main thing missing that meant the most to me was her string of pearls.

DS: A pearl necklace heh? Well you're in luck. I can help you with that, and trust me that it's the exact same pearl necklace that your mother had. I'm gonna have to take this case pro-bono, as there's no reason a bonny lady as yourself should go without receiving what's due to her.

*enter the real Dick Spear*

As Dick emerges, he immediately acknowledges the presence of The lady. He stands tall, looks around, and says "How may I be of service, my lady?"

Woman: (crying) My jewels have been stolen! I have nothing!

Dick: (scratching his bald head) Stolen you say? When did you have them last?

Woman: This morning! I laid them on the chair, and then sat on them to keep them safe!!

Dick: I see, and were they there when you got up?

Woman: No!! They was lifted from me out from underneath my very nose!!

Dick: Your nose, eh? Let me have a look.

Woman: A look? Well, alright. Go ahead.

Dick: (in muffled tones) I've found your jewels!! There's a man down here who says he's holding them hostage until you meet his demands.

Woman: What does he want?

Dick: He wants to be surgically removed. He says he refuses to go out the way he came in!!!

The momb 192 2
11/24/2009 06:31 PM

There ya go A.C.
I don't know if my sense of humor suits yours, but I tried. I liked the possibilities in your post!!

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,982 4
11/29/2009 06:44 AM

I like this one.^^^ Ya'll better not break her when playing with her just because she's nice. I swear to God if ya'll do...



I'll Shakespeare.

I'll just Shakespeare.