What's the deal...
A comedy conversation
by Pramable Lectern  53,527  12
11/21/2009 04:29 AM 103 views
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...with women stretching their vaginas open for pictures?
It used to be just the pretty thin girls who did it, but now the typical fat lady is doing it on Facebook.
In a perfect world, that feature would have grown shut after age 25, but I digress.
Still, I don't think anything should need to be stretched out of the way just to see a slimy slug hole that doesn't really lead to anywhere.
I'm kind of hoping for evolution to erase the dividing wall between the ass and vagina; it would be kind of funny to see poop fall out from the front. If she had a particularly stressful groaner, it would look like she was screwing herself with a really damp pinecone.
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Chuckleworthy
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Funny
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Shemp loves Evil Guz 16,492  9
11/21/2009 04:32 AM
And, you have relationship troubles....why?
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Hilarious
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Pramable Lectern 53,527 12
11/21/2009 04:33 AM
It's a mystery to me too.
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Amusing
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Pramable Lectern 53,527 12 amends his post
11/21/2009 04:36 AM
it would look like she was screwing herself with a really damp pinecone.
Frost-ing her Shakespeare.
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Shemp loves Evil Guz 16,492 9
11/21/2009 04:57 AM
You ever think of going on Dr. Phil?
He can tell you how they do it down in Pumpkin Nuts, Texas.
We have a saying down in Pumpkin Nuts, Texas. That goes like this: You can lead a horse to the salad bar, but you cant make it pick up the check....... You see, you see what Im trying to say to ya?
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Hilarious
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/21/2009 07:46 AM
I believe I just heard a starving, malnourished, distended belly kid in Africa bitch and complain because he can't get a good tarragon hollandaise sauce on some decent steamed asparagus.
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Amusing
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Madness 1,404 5
11/21/2009 10:29 PM
It used to be just the pretty thin girls who did it, but now the typical fat lady is doing it on Facebook.
Can I add you on Facebook?
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Funny
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UnderSpiced Rum 72,859 16
11/22/2009 03:30 AM
I actually went and checked my profile to make sure I hadn't posted any pictures there.
Thanks for making me feel like a whore when I didn't even do anything!
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Pramable Lectern 53,527 12
11/22/2009 11:55 PM
Can I add you on Facebook?
Are you even female?
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/23/2009 04:06 AM
He asks that, but who's he kidding? He'd take an odd female.
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,407 10
11/24/2009 12:03 AM
So, what's the deal with circus peanuts?
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Chuckleworthy
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Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,801 9
11/24/2009 12:05 AM
Seriously? Are they some Frosted up experiment with marshmallows or something? trying to re-create the dried mallows in Lucky Charms cereal? Because circus peanuts are NOT magically delicious.
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Funny
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Warm Chance Buns. 168,281 11
11/24/2009 12:27 AM
Thanks for making me feel like a whore when I didn't even do anything!
Oh you know what you did. Dont be coy. You dirty dirty whore.
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