What's the deal...
A comedy conversation
by Pramable Lectern  78,176  40
11/20/2009 06:29 PM 166 views
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...with women stretching their vaginas open for pictures?
It used to be just the pretty thin girls who did it, but now the typical fat lady is doing it on Facebook.
In a perfect world, that feature would have grown shut after age 25, but I digress.
Still, I don't think anything should need to be stretched out of the way just to see a slimy slug hole that doesn't really lead to anywhere.
I'm kind of hoping for evolution to erase the dividing wall between the ass and vagina; it would be kind of funny to see poop fall out from the front. If she had a particularly stressful groaner, it would look like she was screwing herself with a really damp pinecone.
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Chuckleworthy
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Funny
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Shemp loves Evil Guz 22,212  16
11/20/2009 06:32 PM
And, you have relationship troubles....why?
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Hilarious
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Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
11/20/2009 06:33 PM
It's a mystery to me too.
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Amusing
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Pramable Lectern 78,176 40 amends his post
11/20/2009 06:36 PM
it would look like she was screwing herself with a really damp pinecone.
Frost-ing her Shakespeare.
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Funny
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Shemp loves Evil Guz 22,212 16
11/20/2009 06:57 PM
You ever think of going on Dr. Phil?
He can tell you how they do it down in Pumpkin Nuts, Texas.
We have a saying down in Pumpkin Nuts, Texas. That goes like this: You can lead a horse to the salad bar, but you cant make it pick up the check....... You see, you see what Im trying to say to ya?
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Hilarious
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/20/2009 09:46 PM
I believe I just heard a starving, malnourished, distended belly kid in Africa bitch and complain because he can't get a good tarragon hollandaise sauce on some decent steamed asparagus.
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Amusing
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Madness 4,360 10
11/21/2009 12:29 PM
It used to be just the pretty thin girls who did it, but now the typical fat lady is doing it on Facebook.
Can I add you on Facebook?
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Funny
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UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/21/2009 05:30 PM
I actually went and checked my profile to make sure I hadn't posted any pictures there.
Thanks for making me feel like a whore when I didn't even do anything!
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Chuckleworthy
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Pramable Lectern 78,176 40
11/22/2009 01:55 PM
Can I add you on Facebook?
Are you even female?
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A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/22/2009 06:06 PM
He asks that, but who's he kidding? He'd take an odd female.
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/23/2009 02:03 PM
So, what's the deal with circus peanuts?
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Chuckleworthy
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Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,427 30
11/23/2009 02:05 PM
Seriously? Are they some Frosted up experiment with marshmallows or something? trying to re-create the dried mallows in Lucky Charms cereal? Because circus peanuts are NOT magically delicious.
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Funny
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Warm Chance Buns. 171,220 14
11/23/2009 02:27 PM
Thanks for making me feel like a whore when I didn't even do anything!
Oh you know what you did. Dont be coy. You dirty dirty whore.
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