A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/20/2009 10:21 PM

Hell of a conversation starter there Lobster.

So, how 'bout this weather?

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/20/2009 10:22 PM

So...

spiteful much?

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/20/2009 11:03 PM

I wish I knew more about Cadillacs.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/21/2009 12:27 AM

Lobster is not the worst thing on ZuG Live.





How was that?

TheFoye 55,700 15
11/21/2009 05:21 AM

I hope it all goes to your ass, because that would be hawt.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
11/21/2009 08:58 AM

I've eaten an entire pint of Ben&Jerry's Phish Food

That's no great feat. My husband does that every night. It does go directly to his ass, and it is most decidedly not hawt.


So how's the little'un doing, Lobster?

The momb 212 4
11/21/2009 10:45 AM

What's a phish? The next thing you know, you'll be eating dog biscuits and milk!

cakes and ale 2,403 6
11/21/2009 11:26 AM

Phish is an American rock band noted for its musical improvisation, extended jams, exploration of music across genres, and devoted fan base.

Pants 14,209 17
11/21/2009 01:09 PM

Everyone Posts!

The momb 212 4
11/22/2009 11:18 AM

Phish is an American rock band noted for its musical improvisation, extended jams, exploration of music across genres, and devoted fan base.


I see. So, will Phish food make me phat?

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/22/2009 06:20 PM

No, it's loaded with artificial ingredients, like how Phish is an artificial American rock band.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/22/2009 06:33 PM

A mildly spicy side-note:

AC,
I want Post-It girl for my birthday. If you forget, no secks for like an hour. Capische?




ALSO!! MORE SUGAR TODAY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Thud 66,695 17
11/22/2009 06:52 PM

Goody.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/22/2009 06:57 PM

Phish is an American rock band noted for its musical improvisation, extended jams, exploration of music across genres, and devoted fan base.

And being dirty, smelly, hippy Grateful Dead wannabes.


Which I mean in the most complimentary way possible.

Trae - With No Make Up On, BOO! 156,771 17
11/22/2009 08:40 PM

Hi Lobster.


To Frogpop:


Through tough times, Cadillac fielded an extensively revamped lineup of V-8s, V-12s, and V-16s for 1933. Most notably, the boxy look of the Twenties began to give way to the streamlined look of the Thirties. Featured were fully skirted, flowing fenders and a graceful "windsplit" veed grille, which boasted a painted shell that blended in smoothly with the bodywork.


Sincerely,
Trae

Anh Onymous 11,108 14
11/22/2009 08:50 PM

I stopped eating Phish Food after they started adding chocolate cows to it. WTF?!

Woof Woof Dammit 127 5
11/22/2009 09:24 PM

Sugar? How about some cocaine instead?

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
11/22/2009 10:48 PM

So two Phish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says: "you know how to drive this thing?"

Hi Lobstaj

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/22/2009 11:01 PM

I stopped eating Phish Food after they started adding chocolate cows to it. WTF?!

Holy Shakespeare! Lobster picked out a chocolate tidbit and gave it to me the other day. It was an odd creature covered in what appeared to be scales with even stranger appendages resembling membranes stretched between spiney bones. I can't help but feel the state of bovine genetics these days is in deep duress. I can only assume this also caused by BPL (broadband over powerlines) and HAARP (High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program).

dinesh 24,837 15
11/23/2009 08:09 AM

Sup.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,276 89
11/23/2009 09:59 AM

Except Whistler and Millie, unless they have something GENUINELY NICE to say to me.

Why you gotta be catty, yo? It's really getting old.

Straw potato casserole 95,470 36
11/23/2009 10:13 AM

Why you gotta be catty, yo? It's really getting old.

I was going to point out that wasn't a GENUINELY NICE thing to say, but then I realized you aren't Whistler or Millie, so it doesn't apply to you.

Carry on.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/23/2009 10:49 AM

EVERYBODY STOP YELLING!!!

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/23/2009 11:05 AM

Just tired of getting Shakespeare on by people. The only things that those two, in particular, had said to me recently were really vulgar and obtuse, and instead of tattling on them like some people do, I just urge them to either comply with the rules stated or else not speak to me directly or otherwise, and it makes me feel a little better knowing that these people have enough respect for the sanctity of the board to comply. Nobody takes me seriously unless I'm a total bitch, which is not me in real life - as can be attested by several GABbers - and I hate being that way. But dammit, sometimes you have to be mean to get your point across.

That KChicki, is why I was being catty.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/23/2009 11:06 AM

The panel would also like to point out that they recognize Whistler's attempts to be genuinely nice, and it is appreciated.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30 steps off her soap box
11/23/2009 11:07 AM

Back to your regularly scheduled funny.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/23/2009 11:19 AM

The only things that those two, in particular, had said to me recently were really vulgar and obtuse

If you think those things were obtuse, you obviously haven't seen THIS!

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/23/2009 11:19 AM

Also, whistler told me to tell you that YOU'RE obtuse!

Dogs Akimbo 205,280 31
11/23/2009 11:30 AM

the sanctity of the board

You're new here, aren't you?

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,276 89
11/23/2009 11:51 AM

Nobody takes me seriously unless I'm a total bitch...

I think your logic is flawed.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/23/2009 12:57 PM

I ate one of these for lunch:


The sandwiches can fit in the palm of my hand. The water is 6.5 oz, and the Kool-Aid mix is for an 8 oz water. The cookies are weird and taste like nail polish remover. I'd rather have starved. But I was wicked hungry and this as the only thing in the fridge that duidn't require preparation other than opening a package, and I can't eat hummus and pita chips yet again. 2 days in a row is enough.

The Mailman 174,473 52
11/23/2009 01:00 PM

Reading Lobster's introductory post in this thread made me think about her in a very vulgar and obtuse way.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/23/2009 01:30 PM

Duly noted, Senor Mailman.

Going for sugar high #3 today: Brach's Bridge Mix.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,338 4
11/23/2009 05:03 PM

The seas begin to boil...
Hell starts to form the first signs of frost...
Jesus grabs his list of 144,000 and prepares to depart...
The four horsemen mount their steed...

I think your logic is flawed.

A woman explains logic to another woman...

God's voice: WAIT. Wait, wait a second. Something smells fishy here. Yep, we're being duped. False alarm folks. Even I can't get that last one to happen.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/23/2009 05:15 PM

The sandwiches can fit in the palm of my hand

Ok, Big Hands.

Pants 14,209 17 drools uncontrollably.
11/23/2009 05:30 PM

Lobster I hate you. The picture of the Lunchables made me think of middle school lunches and Handi Snacks. God damn those yummy crackers and cheese with the red stick.

Manhole 20,243 26
11/23/2009 07:21 PM

Just tired of getting Shakespeare on by people

People on the interwebs are not really people until you meet them in person. Just think of Whistler as a grumpy old man stuffed inside a Christmas ornament and Millie as Satan with earrings, and you'll stop taking what they say so seriously.

hairy punkin pie gal 12,075 15
11/23/2009 10:31 PM

Lobstah was angled obstusely when she got preggers with baby Lobstah.

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
11/23/2009 11:18 PM

I believe her kid's name is Crayfish.

Pants 14,209 17
11/24/2009 12:42 PM

I was certain it was Sea Monkey.

Madness 4,360 10
11/24/2009 12:58 PM

So, wait, are we all supposed to be sharing what we're eating with everyone? Or is Lobstah just in a sharing mood?

Show us your toenail clippings next!

Madness 4,360 10
11/24/2009 12:58 PM

And by toenail clippings, I meant boobs.
I make that typo all the time, sorry.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,422 30
11/24/2009 02:05 PM

Her name is Lobstah Jr. to you asshats.

This is the thread in which I make fun of Pram's threads by posting a bunch of inane drivel and watch how people respond. So far so good.

I was very upset this morning to find that I had bought diet cherry 7-up, instead of regular cherry 7-up, yet again. that makes two times in a row. dammit.

WishboneER Trae.... Pull my Legs. 156,771 17
11/24/2009 06:24 PM

I miss Mr. Gardenback.

Frogpop 173,113 25
12/04/2009 01:01 PM

Thanks Trae! I didn't see your post until now. Well bumped!

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 54,888 17
12/04/2009 04:19 PM

In 1967 Mercury, a division of Ford Motor Company, introduced the sister car to the Pony Mustang line called The Cougar. With a 289 V-8 delivering 230 plus hoursepower and more luxurious interior appointments, The Cougar was intended to be an upscale muscle car. It's hideaway headlights, sycronised rear blinkers and optional vinyl hardtop roof made it appealing to a wider range of car enthusiests...

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
12/04/2009 04:24 PM

I didn't post in here so pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!

Wait...

Shakespeare!

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 54,888 17
12/04/2009 04:28 PM

...By the early seventies, The Cougar had evolved into a lager car with emphasis moving away from speed and handling and more toward roominess and more luxurious appointment...

Slutwhore Fucksock 1,133 3
12/04/2009 08:19 PM

I've been eating the little chocolate cows from Phish Food for a while now and they haven't affected moo...

Ali The ITS FUCKING XMAS Legend 840 7
12/05/2009 11:17 AM

I have nothing funny or of subtance to say, but apparently if I do not post I will fall outside of the ''everybody'' category and cease to exist.

Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,130 53
12/05/2009 11:53 AM

Wow Lobster, you sure are a needy bitch aren't you?

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 17,422 30
12/05/2009 07:25 PM

I've been eating the little chocolate cows from Phish Food for a while now and they haven't affected moo...



They're not cows!!!!!!



They're fish, goddamn it! FISH!!! That's why it's called PHISH food! GET IT?!?!?!!!

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 17,422 30
12/05/2009 07:26 PM

They're fish, ya stupid!

Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,130 53
12/05/2009 07:47 PM

It's posts like that, that make you tolerable.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,338 4
12/05/2009 07:53 PM

Bill, please deafen yourself to life on here still.

I won't be ZUG Christmas without you.