A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/21/2009 08:21 AM

Hell of a conversation starter there Lobster.

So, how 'bout this weather?

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/21/2009 08:22 AM

So...

spiteful much?

Frogpop 155,556 12
11/21/2009 09:03 AM

I wish I knew more about Cadillacs.

Whistler P. McManus 141,402 23
11/21/2009 10:27 AM

Lobster is not the worst thing on ZuG Live.





How was that?

TheFoye 53,734 10
11/21/2009 03:21 PM

I hope it all goes to your ass, because that would be hawt.

Shell Belle 31,323 9
11/21/2009 06:58 PM

I've eaten an entire pint of Ben&Jerry's Phish Food

That's no great feat. My husband does that every night. It does go directly to his ass, and it is most decidedly not hawt.


So how's the little'un doing, Lobster?

The momb 192 2
11/21/2009 08:45 PM

What's a phish? The next thing you know, you'll be eating dog biscuits and milk!

cakes and ale 2,137 4
11/21/2009 09:26 PM

Phish is an American rock band noted for its musical improvisation, extended jams, exploration of music across genres, and devoted fan base.

Pants 12,163 13
11/21/2009 11:09 PM

Everyone Posts!

The momb 192 2
11/22/2009 09:18 PM

Phish is an American rock band noted for its musical improvisation, extended jams, exploration of music across genres, and devoted fan base.


I see. So, will Phish food make me phat?

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/23/2009 04:20 AM

No, it's loaded with artificial ingredients, like how Phish is an artificial American rock band.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/23/2009 04:33 AM

A mildly spicy side-note:

AC,
I want Post-It girl for my birthday. If you forget, no secks for like an hour. Capische?




ALSO!! MORE SUGAR TODAY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Thud 53,111 10
11/23/2009 04:52 AM

Goody.

Whistler P. McManus 141,402 23
11/23/2009 04:57 AM

Phish is an American rock band noted for its musical improvisation, extended jams, exploration of music across genres, and devoted fan base.

And being dirty, smelly, hippy Grateful Dead wannabes.


Which I mean in the most complimentary way possible.

Trae - With No Make Up On, BOO! 156,239 10
11/23/2009 06:40 AM

Hi Lobster.


To Frogpop:


Through tough times, Cadillac fielded an extensively revamped lineup of V-8s, V-12s, and V-16s for 1933. Most notably, the boxy look of the Twenties began to give way to the streamlined look of the Thirties. Featured were fully skirted, flowing fenders and a graceful "windsplit" veed grille, which boasted a painted shell that blended in smoothly with the bodywork.


Sincerely,
Trae

Anh Onymous 10,502 8
11/23/2009 06:50 AM

I stopped eating Phish Food after they started adding chocolate cows to it. WTF?!

Woof Woof Dammit 118 3
11/23/2009 07:24 AM

Sugar? How about some cocaine instead?

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
11/23/2009 08:48 AM

So two Phish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says: "you know how to drive this thing?"

Hi Lobstaj

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/23/2009 09:01 AM

I stopped eating Phish Food after they started adding chocolate cows to it. WTF?!

Holy Shakespeare! Lobster picked out a chocolate tidbit and gave it to me the other day. It was an odd creature covered in what appeared to be scales with even stranger appendages resembling membranes stretched between spiney bones. I can't help but feel the state of bovine genetics these days is in deep duress. I can only assume this also caused by BPL (broadband over powerlines) and HAARP (High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program).

dinesh 21,828 14
11/23/2009 06:09 PM

Sup.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,410 11
11/23/2009 07:59 PM

Except Whistler and Millie, unless they have something GENUINELY NICE to say to me.

Why you gotta be catty, yo? It's really getting old.

Straw potato casserole 59,507 11
11/23/2009 08:13 PM

Why you gotta be catty, yo? It's really getting old.

I was going to point out that wasn't a GENUINELY NICE thing to say, but then I realized you aren't Whistler or Millie, so it doesn't apply to you.

Carry on.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/23/2009 08:49 PM

EVERYBODY STOP YELLING!!!

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/23/2009 09:05 PM

Just tired of getting Shakespeare on by people. The only things that those two, in particular, had said to me recently were really vulgar and obtuse, and instead of tattling on them like some people do, I just urge them to either comply with the rules stated or else not speak to me directly or otherwise, and it makes me feel a little better knowing that these people have enough respect for the sanctity of the board to comply. Nobody takes me seriously unless I'm a total bitch, which is not me in real life - as can be attested by several GABbers - and I hate being that way. But dammit, sometimes you have to be mean to get your point across.

That KChicki, is why I was being catty.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/23/2009 09:06 PM

The panel would also like to point out that they recognize Whistler's attempts to be genuinely nice, and it is appreciated.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9 steps off her soap box
11/23/2009 09:07 PM

Back to your regularly scheduled funny.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,222 10
11/23/2009 09:19 PM

The only things that those two, in particular, had said to me recently were really vulgar and obtuse

If you think those things were obtuse, you obviously haven't seen THIS!

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,222 10
11/23/2009 09:19 PM

Also, whistler told me to tell you that YOU'RE obtuse!

Dogs Akimbo 158,674 11
11/23/2009 09:30 PM

the sanctity of the board

You're new here, aren't you?

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,410 11
11/23/2009 09:51 PM

Nobody takes me seriously unless I'm a total bitch...

I think your logic is flawed.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/23/2009 10:57 PM

I ate one of these for lunch:


The sandwiches can fit in the palm of my hand. The water is 6.5 oz, and the Kool-Aid mix is for an 8 oz water. The cookies are weird and taste like nail polish remover. I'd rather have starved. But I was wicked hungry and this as the only thing in the fridge that duidn't require preparation other than opening a package, and I can't eat hummus and pita chips yet again. 2 days in a row is enough.

The Mailman 130,474 14
11/23/2009 11:00 PM

Reading Lobster's introductory post in this thread made me think about her in a very vulgar and obtuse way.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/23/2009 11:30 PM

Duly noted, Senor Mailman.

Going for sugar high #3 today: Brach's Bridge Mix.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/24/2009 03:03 AM

The seas begin to boil...
Hell starts to form the first signs of frost...
Jesus grabs his list of 144,000 and prepares to depart...
The four horsemen mount their steed...

I think your logic is flawed.

A woman explains logic to another woman...

God's voice: WAIT. Wait, wait a second. Something smells fishy here. Yep, we're being duped. False alarm folks. Even I can't get that last one to happen.

Pramable Lectern 53,254 11
11/24/2009 03:15 AM

The sandwiches can fit in the palm of my hand

Ok, Big Hands.

Pants 12,163 13 drools uncontrollably.
11/24/2009 03:30 AM

Lobster I hate you. The picture of the Lunchables made me think of middle school lunches and Handi Snacks. God damn those yummy crackers and cheese with the red stick.

Manhole 7,798 8
11/24/2009 05:21 AM

Just tired of getting Shakespeare on by people

People on the interwebs are not really people until you meet them in person. Just think of Whistler as a grumpy old man stuffed inside a Christmas ornament and Millie as Satan with earrings, and you'll stop taking what they say so seriously.

hairy punkin pie gal 5,514 7
11/24/2009 08:31 AM

Lobstah was angled obstusely when she got preggers with baby Lobstah.

A Marinating Sash 1,336 5
11/24/2009 09:18 AM

I believe her kid's name is Crayfish.

Pants 12,163 13
11/24/2009 10:42 PM

I was certain it was Sea Monkey.

Madness 1,396 5
11/24/2009 10:58 PM

So, wait, are we all supposed to be sharing what we're eating with everyone? Or is Lobstah just in a sharing mood?

Show us your toenail clippings next!

Madness 1,396 5
11/24/2009 10:58 PM

And by toenail clippings, I meant boobs.
I make that typo all the time, sorry.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/25/2009 12:05 AM

Her name is Lobstah Jr. to you asshats.

This is the thread in which I make fun of Pram's threads by posting a bunch of inane drivel and watch how people respond. So far so good.

I was very upset this morning to find that I had bought diet cherry 7-up, instead of regular cherry 7-up, yet again. that makes two times in a row. dammit.

WishboneER Trae.... Pull my Legs. 156,239 10
11/25/2009 04:24 AM

I miss Mr. Gardenback.

Frogpop 155,556 12
12/04/2009 11:01 PM

Thanks Trae! I didn't see your post until now. Well bumped!

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 47,449 11
12/05/2009 02:19 AM

In 1967 Mercury, a division of Ford Motor Company, introduced the sister car to the Pony Mustang line called The Cougar. With a 289 V-8 delivering 230 plus hoursepower and more luxurious interior appointments, The Cougar was intended to be an upscale muscle car. It's hideaway headlights, sycronised rear blinkers and optional vinyl hardtop roof made it appealing to a wider range of car enthusiests...

Brad Poynter 7,153 7
12/05/2009 02:24 AM

I didn't post in here so pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!

Wait...

Shakespeare!

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 47,449 11
12/05/2009 02:28 AM

...By the early seventies, The Cougar had evolved into a lager car with emphasis moving away from speed and handling and more toward roominess and more luxurious appointment...

Slutwhore Fucksock 1,080 3
12/05/2009 06:19 AM

I've been eating the little chocolate cows from Phish Food for a while now and they haven't affected moo...

Ali The ITS FUCKING XMAS Legend 735 5
12/05/2009 09:17 PM

I have nothing funny or of subtance to say, but apparently if I do not post I will fall outside of the ''everybody'' category and cease to exist.

Bill the red nosed Squirrel 25,487 8
12/05/2009 09:53 PM

Wow Lobster, you sure are a needy bitch aren't you?

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 9,793 9
12/06/2009 05:25 AM

I've been eating the little chocolate cows from Phish Food for a while now and they haven't affected moo...



They're not cows!!!!!!



They're fish, goddamn it! FISH!!! That's why it's called PHISH food! GET IT?!?!?!!!

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 9,793 9
12/06/2009 05:26 AM

They're fish, ya stupid!

Bill the red nosed Squirrel 25,487 8
12/06/2009 05:47 AM

It's posts like that, that make you tolerable.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 5,980 4
12/06/2009 05:53 AM

Bill, please deafen yourself to life on here still.

I won't be ZUG Christmas without you.