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Outgoing Mail
Lighthearted mailjacking
by John Hargrave
Graphics by Al Natanagara
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| This prank e-mail... | ...tormented this organization |
| Taste the Paste | Aquafresh |
| Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex | Marie Claire |
| NectarFizzling Out | Nantucket Nectars |
| Too Many Noodles | Campbell's Soup |
| Italian-Style Threats | Lean Cuisine |
| Too Dirty For Words | Dictionary.com |
| Oh-Oh-No | That 70's Show |
| That's Just Nuts | Hershey's |
| Bugging Out | Raid |
| Mr. Hat | Hat-A-Boy |
| Two Scoops of Ticks | Kellogg's |
| Dalai Llama | "Horse Lovers" |
| Fresh Meat | Portuguese Brand sausage |
| Going Out on a Limb | Towne & Country Enterprises |
| Grilling Them For Answers | Frito-Lay |
| Soil Hell | Shell Oil |
| Please, Be Gentile | NuYenta |
| Pearly Gates | Bill Gates |
| Would You Like Fries With That? | Burger King/Mr. Potato Head |
| Even More Flakiness | Psoriasis Solutions |
| Hello, Real Dolly | Real Doll |
| Chicken, Fish, or Human? | United Airlines |
| Di(e) | International Collectors Society |
| Bad Pussy | Chelsea Productions |
| Poet 'n' Didn't Know It | Poetry.com |
| Internutty | Internet Nuts |
| THC, M.D. | CPR International |
| Doggy Doo-Doo | The Doggonmitt |
Still Naked Beneath My
Poorly-Made, Unimaginative,
Lemming-Mentality T-shirt | Coed Naked Sportswear |
| Weird Science | S.F. Dungeon |
| Organ Donor | Impotence-Away |
| What's the Frequency, Kennneth? | Kennneth Kindsteen, M.D., Ph.D. |
| I Scream | Ben and Jerry's |
| Return of Doctor Funk | Junk e-mail company |
| Smokes A Lot, But Not Everything | Smokes-A-Lot |
| More Flakiness | Kellogg's |
| Disablevision | Continental Cablevision |
| Correct-yone | Isadore Carret |
| Jeanetic Mutant | Levi's |
| Lame! | Alarm Central |
| Phony Mail | Fn Mail |
| Soupy Sales | Campbell's Soup |
| Hard Sell | Chippendales Dancers |
| More Outgoing Mail | to Microsoft, HotWired, AOL,
and so many others! |
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All hail Don Novello, whose typewriter I am unworthy to lick.
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