TheFoye 55,700 16
11/28/2009 10:41 AM

In Iraq we say "dropping the hajis off at the mosque"

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
11/28/2009 12:47 PM

Letting go of your bowels.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
11/28/2009 12:52 PM

If you're constipated:

Having an impaction.

If you have diarrhea:

Blowing some mud.

If you have ulcerative colitis:

Blllloooooooood.

Madness 4,366 10
11/28/2009 01:45 PM

Dropping the kids off at the pool..

I practice a slight variation: Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool

I'm also an avid supporter of sinking a log, public endorsement of illegal dumping (not to be confused with illegal endorsement of public dumping, I got a police citation for that once,) and talking to a man about a horse (more of an inside joke than anything.)

Dead Jeeni 47,809 51
11/28/2009 04:40 PM

A coworker of mine once said: "I'm gonna go lay some cable."

CyberSanta 917 8
11/28/2009 05:53 PM

I'm going to go snake the toilet.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,348 4
11/28/2009 08:12 PM

Having a b.m.


a black midget.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,348 4
11/28/2009 08:14 PM

It's high noon and I've got an appointment at the doo-kay corral.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
11/28/2009 09:07 PM

Also, touche.

Over here we call it taking a Shakespeare, but your way of "having a Shakespeare" makes slightly more sense.

Brits: 1 Americans: 345,936,764

Slutwhore Fucksock 1,133 3
11/29/2009 01:07 PM

Brits: 0 I'm afraid to say.. We call it 'Taking a dump/Shakespeare' over in ol' Blighty too, but I was afraid it may have got lost in translation.

CyberSanta 917 8
11/29/2009 05:37 PM

Giving the janitor a raise.

hairy festivus gal 14,803 17
11/29/2009 11:32 PM

pinch a loaf

squeeze cheese

Pants 14,252 17
11/30/2009 03:57 PM

"Doing the paper work."
"baking a cake."
"making fudge."
"feeding the fish."
"moving heavy furniture."
"throwing down."

Meep 5 3
11/30/2009 04:21 PM

"Have a sit down counseling"
"I need to check for corn"

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
11/30/2009 11:19 PM

"Cut loose like a deuce."

Welmel 51 4
12/22/2009 03:12 AM

Make lincoln logs

Pop a squat

Drop some hot ones

I like and often use "pinch a loaf"...although it might earn some confusion at Mrs Baird's quality testing department.


I took care of a sick best friend awhile back, and her periodic running to the toilet for some liquid lament proved very violent. The sound came loud and clear through the thin walls. I work for a certain Shakespearety (pun intended) corporate coffee shop, and her givings-forth sounded a lot like steaming milk for a cappuccino. Now it's our little joke ("You OK in there?" "Yeah..just making some cappuccinos").

[Insert Shakespearety corporate coffee shop joke about diarrhea-ing in a cup and being able to pass it off as our product.]

[Insert over-the-line comment about 2girls1cup.]

Cyco 'Chuck Fristmas' Ivan 11,330 11
12/22/2009 12:35 PM

Exercising the turdcutter
Having a brown baby boy
Brining in the turdship for a splashdown

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/22/2009 04:48 PM

Q: Do you know why turds are tapered at the end?






A: So your Emerson don't slam shut.

Under the Camel, I mean Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/22/2009 04:58 PM

My little daughter asked me through the bathroom door yesterday, "What are all those weird noises?" I told her that I was having an ass baby.

Pants 14,252 17
12/22/2009 05:31 PM

"Inverse butt sex."

subhuman 576 4
12/28/2009 08:10 AM

"Filling out a job satisfaction survey"

Crackalacka 68,758 11
12/28/2009 02:50 PM

"Taking the Browns to the Superbowl"

Ghost of Chickens Past 286,634 61
12/28/2009 04:54 PM

Roughing up the starfish.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/28/2009 06:50 PM

Bleeding all over the place.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/28/2009 07:01 PM

A: So your Emerson don't slam shut.

But mine does... I'm always wiping blood off the back of my neck.