my very own asshat
A comedy conversation
by jomamasaidso  27  3
12/05/2009 06:53 PM 273 views
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So.... the sat on my head story. My last day at the hospital I was finally sleeping like a babe. Medication, breakfast, who cares I pulled my blankey up high and ignored everyone. UNTIL....
SQUASH! I don't know if I cried out, moaned or what, but I was awake then. A poor lost soul had plopped her large rump on head. She said something about " is this room..." which I replied NO!
My roommate wandered in and I told her with a cross between annoyed and confused look on my face "someone just sat on my head." She sought help and in came the nurse. I started to tell her and by this time it was becoming funny.
I described the event and commented I didn't know if I smelled breakfast or some one's nether region.(fish) The nurse began to laugh, full large belly laughs until she had to hold herself up on the wall.
It was at that moment I decided it was time for me to go home. The higher powers gave me an angel to grasp and keep for security. The hospital gave me a uncomfortable good morning via the "head sitting woman" so out the door I went.
The only life lesson I found in this is thank God I sleep on my side and laughter truly is the best medicine. So please find it in yourself to laugh, giggle or snicker because it just don't come any funnier!
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Hilarious
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jomamasaidso 27  3
12/05/2009 06:58 PM
If I answer that you'll hate me, lets just say I have been here before.
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Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/05/2009 07:00 PM
I clicked you because of your name, but your story didn't make a bit of goddamn sense. What are you trying to say?
Plactice the Engrish.
I'm sure it's a great story, but how did you not turn it into something else with a woman sitting on your face? Kind of gay if you ask me... or anyone else with a penis. (excepting Whistlers)
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Funny
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/05/2009 07:00 PM
So please find it in yourself to laugh, giggle or snicker because it just don't come any funnier!
If that statement was true, I would kill myself.
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Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,270 54
12/05/2009 07:00 PM
I don't hate anyone. Well, except you. Or not. I don't know. What do you think?
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/05/2009 07:01 PM
Oh dear sweet satan. It's Mrs. Creeple.
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Side-splitting
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:01 PM
ah the hate, oh how I've missed it!
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Amusing
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:02 PM
I've been un creepled thank ya' very much!
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Amusing
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Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,270 54
12/05/2009 07:03 PM
So, multiple ids? Baned?
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Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/05/2009 07:03 PM
Lobster says:
"Does anyone remember Ima's birthday?"
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:04 PM
baned? hmmmmm me no understadeee
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:06 PM
why thank you, I think
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Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,270 54
12/05/2009 07:06 PM
There is no possible way you are as dumb as everyone has said?
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:07 PM
I'm not a bitch, I am a bitch's nightmare!
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:08 PM
Bill, do you really believe everything that's said here? ahem
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Funny
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Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,270 54
12/05/2009 07:11 PM
Until now, NO. But now I'm thinking different.
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:15 PM
I have so missed how the "we'll give you no orbs and you'll go away works"
notice I give plenty!
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Funny
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Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,270 54
12/05/2009 07:18 PM
And yet the funny fails to fall from your lips.
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/05/2009 07:19 PM
I don't know the birthday, but I'd know the illiterate writing style anywhere. It's Ima.
Search sucks, but my memory is very good. Ima's original user name was Josie Blowsie (although she probably spelled it wrong). Someone with greater patience and/or skills than I can try to find the birthday on that user profile.
And if I'm right, I deserve about a thousand orbs.
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:19 PM
who said that was what I was giving?
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:34 PM
goodbye all, I'm done... I've decided digging out my infected toe nail is more entertaining. Bill, nice to meet 'ya!
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Funny
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/05/2009 07:36 PM
Wait, Ima: don't leave us again! We've been lost without you and your ham hock arms!
Frost. The Monday morning crowd is never going to believe this.
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jomamasaidso 27 3
12/05/2009 07:39 PM
sorry my ham hocks and balogna nipples are needed elsewhere! As a matter of fact I hear the fridge calling right now. Time to go back to my shelf. buh-bye
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Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,270 54
12/05/2009 07:43 PM
I feel bad that Whistler figured out it was Ima first.
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Hilarious
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Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 18,572 33
12/05/2009 08:53 PM
I figured it out before Whistler said anything, but my higher intelligence forced me not to point out the obvious.
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Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/05/2009 08:57 PM
I know, because I was there, but folks are only gonna believe that like they believe he's only a fauxmosexual. Just let him say it enough and Whistler will believe he's only sucking fake dicks.
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KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 128,446 98
12/07/2009 07:38 AM
So who won the "Marriage-Will_Fail" pool?
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Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/07/2009 07:48 AM
And yet the funny fails to fall from your lips.
Funny falls from my lips onto the keyboard on occassion. It makes a mess, but at least I get orbs every now & again.
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