Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
12/06/2009 09:15 AM

It's customary to take it out of the freezer after one year and eat it.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/06/2009 09:19 AM

Charming. You must be up to your false teeth in delectable hags.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/06/2009 09:57 AM

Ah, I found the word I was looking for. I need scruples.

Manhole roasting on an open fire 21,658 29
12/06/2009 10:07 AM

I remember you saying her death was accidental? She seemed like a cool girl, sorry.



Did you at least get to keep her shoes?

Manmeat 478 4
12/06/2009 10:11 AM

Did she drop good loot?

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/06/2009 10:18 AM

No, I didn't get to keep her shoes. But they were buried with a part of my dick inside, for always.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/06/2009 12:52 PM

Unlike the rest of these cretins, I am genuinely sorry, Prammers.

Under the Camel, I mean Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/06/2009 01:21 PM

Unlike the rest of these cretins, I am genuinely sorry, Prammers.

Sorry she didn't take him out too?

Randall Cleveland 49,019 14
12/06/2009 01:25 PM

Look at her death not as a sad ending, but as a joyous beginning of her life without you.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/06/2009 02:48 PM

I hate myself... *checks his watch* until Midnight.

Slutwhore Fucksock 1,133 3
12/06/2009 03:42 PM

Recipe:

1 Large jar of crabpaste.

1. Microwave crabpaste until warm.
2. Insert warm crabpaste into 'orifice'.
3. Relive old times.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/06/2009 05:13 PM

Scruples ain't gonna help you now. You already convinced her to kill herself.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/06/2009 05:13 PM

Or did you mean the board game?

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/06/2009 05:47 PM

The card game.

Thud 68,517 19
12/06/2009 06:36 PM

My sympathies, Pram. I hope you got good service out had good things to remember her by before throwing her off a cliff her untimely demise.

So, I'm guessing there was no Grand Jury inquest?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/06/2009 08:07 PM

I'm going to observe a moment of silent sympathy before yukking it up at your expense today, Pram.
















Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,976 36
12/06/2009 11:02 PM

That Tish chick? Jesus Pram, you can do better.

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 56,851 18
12/06/2009 11:07 PM

I'm sorry...

Really

No, really, I'm sorry...

Thud 68,517 19
12/06/2009 11:15 PM

Pubah, that was pretty believable. Well done.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/07/2009 02:02 AM

With the right writers, Pram's life would make a good dark comedy.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/07/2009 05:15 AM

That Tish chick? Jesus Pram, you can do better.

Yeah, but you weren't here. *html smiley*

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/07/2009 07:07 AM

Sorry Pram. I know you're feeling a rittle ronery, but you can always count on Kim Jong Il to have you back in times like these.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42 runs over Ravos with a street cleaner
12/07/2009 10:21 AM

ronery, no. Ornery, YES.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/07/2009 10:23 AM

The dust is Ravo's soul; this should prove that he does, in fact, have one. This also proves, that I use, a lot of commas, in my writings.

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/07/2009 11:15 AM

The dust should also indicate that it has been in the attiCarrollouched for a very long time.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/07/2009 11:36 AM

Yeah, by your dad.

Straw la la la la la la la la 98,023 37
12/07/2009 12:55 PM

I've never seen wands with tasers on the ends of them before.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/07/2009 01:41 PM

I know you're talking about the cards, but those are simply an enchanted version of the modern day cattle prod, which was invented after the idea was stolen from the old video game Road Rash.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/07/2009 01:51 PM

This also proves, that I use, a lot of commas, in my writings.

Please be careful just leaving all those commas lying around. Someone could likely slip in one around here.

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 18,572 33
12/07/2009 01:53 PM

Seriously, Pram. That pointy end is a bitch when you step on it barefoot.

Pants 14,252 17 fails to read the thread.
12/07/2009 03:03 PM

Ahh crap, what's that stuff? Any way, I need it.


Do you mean these?