Straw la la la la la la la la 98,023 37
12/10/2009 11:02 AM

It's so cold outside that everyone's bellying up to the bar at the Witch's Tit.

KChiki...with bells on! 128,446 98
12/10/2009 11:15 AM

It's colder than a cast-iron commode.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
12/10/2009 11:15 AM

...I had to stick my thumb up my butt and yell SNAKE to get my pecker to come out.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/10/2009 11:18 AM

It's so cold outside that fog is not coming out of my 20 below zero freezer at work.

Not funny but true. When it gets in the twenties, it's like hell here in Texas.

Analog 9,608 19
12/10/2009 11:30 AM

Its so cold outside Chuck Norris got a slight chill

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/10/2009 11:35 AM

We has a snow storm here yesterday, and it was like -16 celcius. My dog sled nearly froze solid.

MungChamp 35,891 35
12/10/2009 11:45 AM

It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow my hands.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/10/2009 11:53 AM

I like the cold.

When the weather's hot and sticky,
That's no time for dunkin' dickie,
But when the frost is on the punkin,
Then it's time for dickie dunkin'.

KChiki...with bells on! 128,446 98
12/10/2009 11:56 AM

Something about the word "weather" in the first line made me sing-song that poem to "Let It Snow" in my head.

It doesn't quite fit.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/10/2009 12:42 PM

So it does!

oh the weather outside's delightful
but our Pram is kind of frightful
when he puts his gloves where they don't go
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/10/2009 12:45 PM

oh, that reminds me of a Trae joke:

I was talking to her and she said she'd be right back, 'cause she was going to smoke.

I said, "don't forget to PUT YOURSELF OUT!"

John Hargrave 128,751 73
12/10/2009 12:46 PM

It's so cold my nipples have erect nipples.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/10/2009 12:50 PM

It's so cold in Oregon, people are being harvested for their body parts and there are goatees and hipster glasses everywhere.

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/10/2009 12:53 PM

Pram, I think you've mistaken 'winter' for 'starbucks'

Disco Bob 4,322 8
12/10/2009 12:54 PM

It's so cold outside the Al Gore decided to shut the Frost up.

Cyco 'Chuck Fristmas' Ivan 11,330 11
12/10/2009 12:59 PM

It's colder than Hillary Clinton's va-jay-jay in here

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/10/2009 01:00 PM

It's so cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly far away from here. Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun.

Manmeat 478 4
12/10/2009 01:57 PM

It's so cold outside, the kelvin scale goes negative.

Pants 14,252 17
12/10/2009 02:59 PM

It's colder than Rosie O'Donnell at an NRA meeting.

Bean 8,607 19
12/10/2009 05:03 PM

It's so cold here, that the hot water pipe at my office was frozen solid for 3 days, despite the space heater we placed under the floor where the pipes are. The boss had to go under the building and put a heat gun directly on the pipe to unfreeze it.

And yet, tonight is the culmination of our local winter festivities, so half the population of my city will be standing on main street freezing our asses to watch the annual Snowflake Parade of in the name of ... fun?

Manmeat 478 4
12/10/2009 05:20 PM

it's so cold outside, it's not even funny anymore.

Manmeat 478 4
12/10/2009 05:38 PM

Yo' momma's so... sorry
It's so cold outside, even iceman stays inside.

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 56,851 18
12/10/2009 05:41 PM

Bad news:

It's so cold, my pecker froze

Good news:

My wife's tongue stuck to it

Fucksock the Crusty Reindeer 1,133 3
12/10/2009 06:02 PM

It's so cold I keep seeing Bruce Lee & Jackie Chan everywhere I go...
(Hard Nips)

Piquantrax vs. The Elves 972 10
12/10/2009 06:10 PM

Its so cold outside Chuck Norrisa slight chill got a slight chill Chuck Norrised.

Perfect

Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
12/10/2009 08:47 PM

It's so cold I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both lying dead, frozen in a snow drift.

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 56,851 18
12/10/2009 08:50 PM

It's so cold, barking dogs make no noise...frozen "Bark, bark bark" just fall from their mouths and shatter on the ground...

Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
12/10/2009 08:54 PM

_*_*_*_ _*_*_*_ _*_*_*_




Holy Shakespeare, he's right!

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/11/2009 04:02 AM

Yo' momma's so... sorry

No she's not, she'll do it again without any thought to the sexual safety of the people around her.

Straw la la la la la la la la 98,023 37
12/11/2009 07:51 AM

It's so cold, my ganderbumps told my goosebumps to get out there and shovel the damn driveway.

Pants 14,252 17
12/11/2009 09:02 AM

... it made me shiver so badly it was impossible to reward Martha, one of the homeless women in Piedmont park, for her fine oral technique with the usual pearl necklace and ended up giving her an eyecicle instead.

CyberSanta 917 8
12/11/2009 02:38 PM

... I headed back into the house and started sweating.

Ghost of Chickens Past 286,634 61
12/11/2009 02:59 PM

...I had a deer walk up to me in my treestand and ASK if I would put him in my freezer so he could warm up a bit.

I obliged.

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 56,851 18
12/12/2009 11:40 AM

Pubah smell Dear Chilli!!!

Bill the red nosed Squirrel 53,270 54
12/12/2009 02:27 PM

It's so cold........ Who am I kidding, I live in San Diego. Cold here is like, 55 degrees.

TeddyWeddy 9 3
12/12/2009 02:43 PM

It's colder than the souls of all the dead celebrities in hell.

hairy festivus gal 14,803 17
12/12/2009 03:17 PM

Down here, it is still warm enough to wear a bikini!

Drool you envious bitches, drool!

Example Not 2 3
12/12/2009 03:44 PM

It's so cold... oh wait. I'm on South America, it's not cold here.

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 18,572 33
12/12/2009 04:25 PM

It's so cold here....






Wait.

Ravos, what the Frost is a Celsius?

hairy festivus gal 14,803 17
12/12/2009 07:55 PM

How unfortunate...

In the tropics we have coconut oil glistening on our skin. A warm, humid moisture penetrates every pore of our bodies. And we come together to drink pineapple, papaya, and rum concoctions as we sit around the hottub and laugh at the northerners freezing in their coats and scarves...

(the truth is, it is raining down here and the mosquitoes are meaner than my mother in law, dang-it!)

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/12/2009 09:14 PM

RAVOS! RAVOS!

hmmm... must be sleepin'.

Ravos, what the Frost is a Celsius?

Well, I'm pretty sure this is right.

This is a Celsius and the main reason why Canadians aren't allowed to use Fahrenheit any more.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/12/2009 09:21 PM

It's SO COLD, older individuals on fixed incomes are having trouble heating their houses due to rising gas prices and the need to re-insulate their older dwellings but not having enough in savings to do so, putting them at an increased risk of hypothermia! Haha!

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/14/2009 08:18 AM

A Celcius is an old saying, the from the time of sparticus. Excelsior Excelcius!




Also, it's our unit for measuring temperature.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/14/2009 08:44 AM

Hairy Pie Gal-

Your mosquitoes can suck my dick!

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 18,572 33
12/14/2009 12:21 PM

Pram,

Hahaha!