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Top 3 Unsuspecting Girlfriends Pranked by Immature Boyfriends
A comedy article by Daniel R Deakin 1,002 15
12/14/2009 02:31 PM 4170 views

Everyone knows most men will never grow up. It is a simple fact of genetics and evolution. Cavemen would rather have a few mammoth beers with their buddies than spend an afternoon with Mrs. Ugg organizing sabre-tooth tiger teeth in feng shui patterns. Some men might wonder why women feel the need to make them grow up, mature, and be more responsible. The next three clips demonstrate why.


1. This Was Not The Kind of Head She Was Expecting

It is a wonderful thing to see the person you love sleeping soundly, completely unaware of the prank antics of the typical juvenile-minded male. This is an efficiently executed prank as the prankster makes a good use of props. Beware, poking and cursing are involved.



At least she falls out of bed in a graceful manner, maintaining her dignity whilst reeling from the shock that her boyfriend is now bodiless and made of plastic. Was she screaming at the prank, or screaming that the head looked like it came from a life-sized G.I. Joe action figure?


2. Eyebrows: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Sleep. It is the natural territory of the predatory prankster. Just like the first clip, the boyfriend waits for the best moment to attack. Obviously, after searching through his girlfriend's belongings he has found the tools for his prank method. Fortunately, you can't see him wearing the lace negligee he also found.



Further proof that women can take pain better than men. She yelps a bit as her whole eyebrow is mercilessly ripped off in one swift movement. If that had been a man there would have been screaming, crying, yelling and at least 4 medical professionals involved, followed by a week of intense sulking. We hope that prankster slept with at least one eye open that night.


3. Unexpected Uses for Baby Powder in Beauty Routines

This is the best prank of the three because it is short and snappy, with an explosive result. It is like something out of a Jim Carrey movie, but without the $100 million budget and trailerload of anti-depressants. The slow motion at the end is pure Oliver Stone. Forget Willem Dafoe's seminal slow motion death in Platoon, this is pure prank art.



This clip is a perfect example to demonstrate to trusting girlfriends never to allow bored boyfriends near their things, especially if they are either cosmetic or electrical. Men are infinitely curious and infinitely stupid, which is not always a great combination. Still, the girl in the clip should look on the bright side, with a look like that she could easily get a job as a Geisha girl.


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4 Comments on "

Top 3 Unsuspecting Girlfriends Pranked by Immature Boyfriends

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(Funniest: A little dreidel made of PuddingPop,peoriagrace)


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John Hargrave 128,751 73
12/14/2009 03:15 PM

This is exactly why we don't prank around the Hargrave household. I would fear for my life.

Awesome article Daniel -- linked from homepage!

 

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A little dreidel made of PuddingPop 1,379 9
12/14/2009 03:39 PM

Okay, I could deal with the puppet head and baby powder, but if my boyfriend ripped off my eyebrow while I'm sleeping I'd rip off his hand.

And he'd really miss his hand once we'd a-broken up.

 

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tesky 0 3
12/14/2009 03:51 PM

Guess you'll have to cut both then :)

 

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peoriagrace 6,166 11
12/15/2009 12:50 AM

He's still got his feet.



I say a nice shot of ben gay and chili oil in his underwear is called for.