Extreme Stupid
A comedy conversation
by hairy festivus gal  14,803  17
12/15/2009 02:41 AM 213 views
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My husband and I are the go to people on our block whenever there is a home repair or car crisis.
This past Sunday our neighbor lady, who has two sons in their early twenties, knocks on our door. One of her car tires is flat and they're going to be late for church.
My husband, upon seeing the flat tire remarks, "Well, it's your lucky day. This tire is only flat on the bottom."
The family starts to freak out and is amazed at this miracle. The boys whip out their phones and snap a couple pictures.
My husband repairs their tire and sends them on their way. The neighbor lady thanks us and says she's going to tell her priest about this "phenomenal" and will say a prayer for us.
Well we said a prayer too. We prayed that her sons don't breed.
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Hilarious
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Manmeat 478  4
12/15/2009 02:56 AM
I don't get it.
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Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/15/2009 06:27 AM
For some reason, when I opened this thread I thought about a Japanese guy I knew who had a t-shirt which said "Effortless cool"
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Funny
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hairy festivus gal 14,803 17
12/15/2009 07:22 AM
No joke.
I work nights and got home this morning when my flat tire neighbor runs to the fence very distraught and says:
Hairy! My toilet's been running all night, what do I do?
Me: break it's Frost-ing legs.
Neighbor: Huh?
So I fixed it. The flush flapper was a little cracked and I adjusted the ballColeridge so she doesn't use as much water.
I'm no plumber, but my husband says I'm pretty good with teh pipes.
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Funny
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The momb 215 4
12/15/2009 07:34 AM
My father cracked a joke at a party once. My son had brought his not so bright friend, JD, along with us to the party. My daughter had recently done a project exposing the inhumane treatment of egg-laying hens on chicken farms. She was on her soapbox, so Dad decided it was time to lighten the mood. He said in a very serious manner, "If you think that's bad, you should never visit one of those boneless chicken facilities! It'll break your heart to see those poor things flopping around!" Of course everyone got the joke and laughed except JD. He looked really shocked and said "Do they really flop around? That's awful!!"
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Funny
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Rated X-Mas Jeeni 47,809 51
12/15/2009 07:35 AM
Hrm... touching your neighbor's ballColeridge? I didn't know you were a swinger!
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/15/2009 07:41 AM
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hairy festivus gal 14,803 17
12/15/2009 08:04 AM
Hrm... touching your neighbor's ballColeridge? I didn't know you were a swinger!
I do a little side work when the hubby isn't around to save the day.
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Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/15/2009 08:19 AM
Hairy! My toilet's been running all night, what do I do?
Me: break it's Frost-ing legs Then you better go out and catch it!
Jeez, it's a standard. THought you could have gotten it right.
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hairy festivus gal 14,803 17
12/15/2009 08:33 AM
I guess I'm just a little scranky after working all night.
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Chuckleworthy
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Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/15/2009 08:41 AM
Working all night...on pipes.
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Chuckleworthy
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
12/15/2009 12:56 PM
I like the breaking the legs bit. It's not the same old tired routine(that's flat on the bottom).
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WhyMi 3,549 12
12/15/2009 01:03 PM
I don't think it's the kids you need to worry about breeding...it's to late for the parents though.
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