The Sage 36,465 8
12/15/2009 06:30 PM

Dammit, Chickens, I told you not to post that pic of me. That was supposed to be between you and I.

New! Holiday Edition Thud! 68,517 19
12/15/2009 06:51 PM

Wait...you're black bald?

Manmeat 478 4
12/15/2009 07:33 PM

There's always the option 3.

Under the Camel, I mean Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/15/2009 08:18 PM

Ha Ha! Option 1 has candy.

New! Holiday Edition Thud! 68,517 19
12/15/2009 08:38 PM

I wonder if he drives a van...

Anh Onymous 11,158 14
12/15/2009 10:17 PM

Option 1 because I would never want to kiss someone with a mustache
who doesn't play the fife.

What?

Fiiiiiiive Golden Phlaaaaaas 131,068 34
12/15/2009 10:31 PM

Boobs.

The Sage 36,465 8
12/15/2009 10:43 PM

Ha Ha! Option 1 has candy.

Now we know which one Chance is gonna choose.

Bean 8,607 19
12/15/2009 11:57 PM

I think I'd have to go with Kevin simply because he knows how to smile. If a person has a good attitude they're bound to be better kissers than somebody who scowls all day.

As for my real life office... I think if I had to pick I'd turn lesbo. There are a grand total of 2 guys and one other girl in my office. Neither of the guys is particularly appealing.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
12/16/2009 01:16 AM

I would not choose option #1; he's scary. You see that giant pencil on his desk, now look at that smile. The candy is to distract the victim/date.

hairy festivus gal 14,803 17
12/16/2009 02:21 AM

I would choose #1 because he has a big pencil, and is not afraid to show it off.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez Hates Xmas 2,413 0
12/16/2009 02:46 AM

That is not candy. That is the ace in the hole in case anyone chooses option 2.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/16/2009 06:06 AM

I would choose Pubah. You've really let yourself go, Chickens. Ever hear of a treadmill?

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
12/16/2009 11:27 AM

I'd go with Option 1. Know why he's smiling like that? He's got the eraser to that pencil up his ass.

He's clearly kinky.

WhyMi 3,549 12
12/16/2009 11:30 AM

Um...yeah, see...that's not a pool I can to take a dip in, thanks all the same.

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,472 21
12/16/2009 11:43 AM

I'd go with Option 1. Know why he's smiling like that? He's got the eraser to that pencil up his ass He's a pedophile.

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 18,572 33
12/16/2009 01:24 PM

I would totally make out with option one. He's just what I like: balding, fat, has candy, and is a total creep the one I'd be most worried about coming in with a gun to kill me if I didn't choose him.

Pants 14,252 17
12/16/2009 03:18 PM

You must kiss.

It all depends on whether this kiss involves the tongue.