How To: Cut a Banana Without Peeling It
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by Jenni Maier  989  8
12/18/2009 05:51 PM 773 views
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Everyone is so busy these days that's its hard to find time to do the simple things in life. Help a friend save time by cutting their banana in half for them. It will be a great surprise when they unpeel it and half falls out.
You Will Need:
A banana
A long sewing needle
A friend who is craving a banana
Instructions:
1. Insert the needle into one of the banana's spines halfway down the banana.
2. Push the needle through until you hit the skin on the other side.
3. Move the needle back and forth inside the banana so it cuts it in two. Make sure to keep varying the needle's depth so you don't cut all the way through the skin.
Make sure to attack a whole bunch of bananas. Imagine the person's shock when they open banana upon banana only to discover that they're all already precut for them. Make sure they thank you for saving them valuable time.
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Hilarious
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Hilarious
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Pants 12,163  13
12/19/2009 07:28 AM
It could even be more entertaining by leaving the needle in the banana.
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Straw la la la la la la la la 59,659 11
12/19/2009 07:39 AM
Cut a Banana Without Peeling It
Have that actress Reese...I forget her last name...cut it.
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus 141,594 23 plays along
12/19/2009 10:28 AM
Witherspoon?
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Chuckleworthy
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Fiiiiiiive Golden Phlaaaaaas 103,316 13
12/19/2009 10:45 AM
longest... joke... ever...
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Hilarious
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Straw la la la la la la la la 59,659 11 wakes up, makes some coffee, nibbles on a gingerbread cookie, logs onto Zug, sees that the appropriate reply has been made, takes a deep breath and....
12/19/2009 06:52 PM
No, with her knife!!!
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Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
12/19/2009 09:37 PM
It could even be more entertaining by leaving the needle in the banana.
Yeah, and more entertaining yet, by leaving the banana jammed up the friend's Emerson! This saves them the time to chew and swallow it, digest it, fart banana gas... Instead, they can go right to pooping it out! And who doesn't like a good poop. One time, I read Ben Hur from cover to cover while constipated.
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Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 5,980 4
12/19/2009 10:25 PM
Brings back memories Pram, sort of.
Yeah, when we were little, my brother and I used to sneak out in the middle of the night and shove bananas and potatoes in this old man's tailpipe down the road because he used to always yell at us to get off his lawn.
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Chuckleworthy
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Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
12/19/2009 10:26 PM
You shoved things into his tail pipe?
Faaaaag.
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Funny
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Whistler P. McManus 141,594 23
12/20/2009 05:20 AM
The jokes on you, A.C.
I liked it.
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