A little dreidel made of PuddingPop 1,379 9
12/20/2009 12:31 AM

Dude, Courtney Love. She's prettier, is fresh out of the shower, and now has a more attractive anus. Where's the negative in that?

Who would you rather do:

That rugged and cute, but homeless and smelly Aladdin from Aladdin.

OR

That sexy, but sixteen-year-old Eric from Little Mermaid.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/20/2009 12:56 AM

You had me at sixteen year old.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/20/2009 01:55 AM

Mermaids are sexy and everything, but do they have a vagina? And does it smell like fish? Because I'm sure Courtney's does no matter how much she bathes.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/20/2009 03:06 AM

Who would you rather do?

And why?

Please show your work.

Edith Bunker the character not Jean Stapleton.


Or.

Maude also the character not Bea Arthur.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/20/2009 03:15 AM

Ok ok, I just can hear all the women saying, but Shemp, we want choices for who we would rather do to.

Say no more.

This one is for the ladies.


Lt. Colonel Henry Blake




Or

Colonel Sherman Potter.




You're welcome.

helloooo nurse 379 8
12/20/2009 01:28 PM

I'll take Henry Blake for $1000 Alex...........He was quite the ladies man.

Under the Camel, I mean Mistletoe 101,398 77
12/20/2009 01:37 PM

A Mayberry Maybe



Barney or Andy?

TheFoye 55,700 16
12/20/2009 04:51 PM

Don Knotts was known as a ladies man, for the younger crowd he was pimp or playa.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/20/2009 04:54 PM

In his later years, he sure dressed like a pimp.

Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
12/20/2009 06:05 PM

Edith Bunker, because she would bring me a beer afterwards.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/20/2009 10:18 PM

I'd have to pick Edith too.

Because she is less likely to have a dick then Maude.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/20/2009 10:19 PM

Thats really why Archie did'nt like Maude...

Because her dick was bigger then his.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/21/2009 01:42 AM

Ok, I got a threefer. I thought of this one sitting on the toilet, while humming the Green Acres theme song for some reason.

Who would you rather do?


Eva Gabor?



Eddie Albert?


Or, for all you interspecies erotica fans animal lovers out there, Arnold Ziffel?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/21/2009 05:39 AM

For what it's worth, Arnold was usually played by a female piglet (there were several actors who played the role during the course of the show's run).


So, yeah, it's a toss up.

hairy festivus gal 14,803 17
12/21/2009 05:46 AM

Definately do Arnold. I could get porked, then have sausage and bacon for breakfast.
I tell you what, that's a win-win situation!

Ghost of Chickens Past 286,634 61
12/21/2009 09:30 AM

or



It would be hard to tell either way.

Millie 116,988 28
12/21/2009 10:45 AM

I seriously love Bea Arthur, though I wouldn't "do" her. The world lost a great talent when she died. She was hilarious as Maude.

What's wrong with Andy Griffith when he was young? He was pretty good looking. I'd do him (when he was young--meh, probably now, too. What the hell, I'm not fussy.)

I guess I'd have to pick the crypt keeper over Nicole since I'm not gay.

My best friend at my last job and I played this game all day long. You HAD to pick someone. I think we went through every person we worked with, women too, and then started on customers. We tried to get other people to play, but some didn't get it.

Sarah, no longer MIA 30,601 8
12/21/2009 11:22 AM

Now I'm no spring chicken, but I can't play this game when all the choices are pre-1980's.

Haha! I'm not old yet!

WhyMi 3,549 12
12/21/2009 07:40 PM

Ok then....A spring chicken or Sarah?


Hmmm.....one could be bouncy fun...the other, a peck and a poke.



You can figure out which is which, I'm...uh...going to busy for a few minutes.
(where the hell is that hand lotion and kleenex?)

Welmel 51 4
12/22/2009 12:44 AM

Barney Fife. For the 'O' face.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/22/2009 12:53 AM

or



or

?

I already know Trixie's answer.

Ghost of Chickens Past 286,634 61
12/22/2009 03:05 PM

The Grinch, who will be more than happy to stuff your sack


Or a hot time from the heat miser



P.S. much apologies to those rejected from teh stop animation film industry for bringing up sore subjects

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
12/22/2009 03:10 PM

much apologies to those rejected from teh stop animation film industry for bringing up sore subjects


Brilliantly played, old boy!

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/22/2009 04:05 PM

A company remade that film last year.

It sucks, but if you close one eye for about an hour and then watch the DVD, it will look 3-dimensional. Pretty cool trick to use on movies that are too Shakespearety to watch without your vision all Frosted up.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/22/2009 11:30 PM

Screw you guys. I'm in my home.

Dogs Akimbo 211,612 32
12/23/2009 01:05 AM

Jessica Rabbit

or anime porn Lois Griffin?

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/23/2009 02:16 AM

Quagmire: Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you.


Lois: What?


Quagmire: I'd do anything for you.



I'd have to say Lois.

Jessica Rabbit is really high maintenance. And she seems to me like she'd be a real Coleridge tease.

Lois on the other hand is a very dirty, dirty girl. If she's willing to do Peter, she's willing to do anything.

Shemp the halls, Douchebag. 22,222 17
12/23/2009 02:34 AM

Cheech

that's some heavy Shakespeare man.

Or


Chong

Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

Shempxistential Blues 22,222 17
01/02/2010 06:45 PM

Ok ladies, if you were trapped in a lunatic asylum, and all the crazies were running around on the grass, and you knew that sooner or later you were going to be sodomized by one of the following loonies. Which one would you rather it be?

Remember the character not the actor.

Rain Man

Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Wapner.





Forrest

Jenny, I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.





Slingblade

Not funny Ha Ha. Funny Queer.

The Write Straw 98,023 37
01/02/2010 07:20 PM

Dorothy Zbornak with a Frost-ing strap on!

Tootie



Or Natalie



No Jo or Blair for you!

Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,348 4
01/02/2010 07:38 PM

Morgan Freeman's left hand,



or this guy's left foot?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/02/2010 09:03 PM

Having one toe missing is not an excuse not to wash the others.


Morgan.