Top 3 Immature Girlfriends Pranking Unsuspecting Boyfriends A comedy article
by Daniel R Deakin 903 14 12/20/2009 07:17 PM 4190 views
Unsurprisingly, the Internet is full of examples of boys and men pranking their better halves. It is a much more difficult job to find moments where the fairer sex decide to get their revenge, but when they do, it always seems slightly more sadistic. Male pranks are silly, childish and often involve alcohol. Women just prefer to go for the weakest parts of the male -- his pride, his ego, and his car.
1. When a Lady Stops Being a Lady and Becomes A Cowboy
This clip is not so much a prank as a cruel harsh reminder that women are human too. Oh yes, they are. Men expect certain standards from women, not to be able to drink more than them, to be terrible at parking and not to expel certain gases from their body. Men are just way too squeamish.
Pure evil! This is the definition of "rubbing someone's nose in it." The last time a woman farted like that she was shipped off by the British government to a penal colony in Australia. This is what Women's Suffrage is all about. She will be shoving his head under the quilt next.
2. A Man in Uniform Has Amazing Seductive Powers
Many women (and men) have a penchant for a person in uniform. Whether it is a sign of power, authority, command or success, there is something hypnotizing about someone in a uniform telling us what to do. If George Bush had worn a marine's uniform in the 2000 presidential election, Florida would have been a pushover.
What you don't see is after the clip has finished, the girlfriends and wives telling their other halves off for not being remotely interested in some random policeman taking their partner away. They look confused, even slightly irritated, but none of them really make an effort to intervene.
3. Never Throw Dog Poo In Your Girlfriend's Face
This is a perfect example of a prank revenge committed by a very understanding girlfriend. Apparently this girl had dog excrement tossed into her face by her boyfriend... and stayed with him! However, she does get some revenge in a quite elaborate prank for someone who doesn't mind canine fecal matter stuck between their teeth. At least she flossed.
We're no relationship experts, but it seems to us that when you're laying down mousetraps and marbles for your boyfriend to fall into at 3 in the morning, it's probably time to seek therapy. Otherwise, sooner or later, someone's going to lose a reproductive organ.
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