For one weekend only, the sexual antics of two newlyweds were transmitted to the entire Internet. This one was different, however, from other newlywed sex sites, in that:
a) They really were newlyweds
b) There was no streaming video
c) It was a prank
An ultimate prank, automatically victorious over every future best man prank possible, because without a Mission:Impossible team and a surgeon, it'd be impossible to pull off something more invasive, anonymous, and epically funny.
Oh, it's a game all right.
The unknown "Anon Bestman" behind the @newlywedsontjob Twitter account pulled a genie-grade deliberate misunderstanding, when the groom forbade him from pulling any pranks "before the wedding." A rather unfortunate choice of words. The best man obeyed this condition to the letter -- as devious devils in human guise are wont to do -- and instead installed motion-detecting wireless gear in the newlyweds' bed, so that any "celebrations" on returning from their honeymoon would be transmitted to the world. The sensors also rated the couple on duration and intensity, so they're apparently electronics who read Cosmopolitan.
Of course, they could have just been doing this.
Of course there's always the risk of a fake prank, but the newlywed bed shows several signs of being legitimate: it died out after a few days, presumably as the powerpack failed; it has been kept utterly anonymous as even a glimmering of identity would turn this from "funny prank" into "life-ruining disaster"; and most importantly, it hasn't been used to advertise a single thing. The hardware itself is quite possible, described as an upgrade of the Twittering office chair from Instructables.
As it is, we choose to believe it, because "marital MacGyver hot prank action" is a phrase that deserves to be real.
And now the link:
http://www.twitter.com/newlywedsontjob
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