Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
01/01/2010 02:47 AM

My new year's resolution is 1280x720 square pixels.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/01/2010 04:43 AM

Welcome aboard, Kismet! Now SUYT or STFU.



I resolve to go old school on n00bs.















Just kidding, John. No need for an e-mail.

Cruz. Limited Est. 1985 9,993 12
01/01/2010 05:13 AM

This year I've resolved to finish all the computer games I'm halfway through, by the end of this year I might finally find out how Froger turns out.

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
01/01/2010 10:41 AM

I have a few. The main one is to take off those pesky last few pounds that seem to be the hardest. I did good last year and lost A LOT of weight...HELL TO THE YEAH! The remainder is coming off this year. I want to take some courses to further my education, probably gonna have to do that online. Oh yeah, I also want to have more fun and stop being such a downer. Stop worrying so much and let my hair down....and last but not least I wanna be a rockstar and pop my pills from a pez dispensor.

Phla hates you and your year. 131,068 34
01/01/2010 12:27 PM

Screen Resolution jokes are retarded.

But I think I like this Kismet dude. Don't end up being a jerk, okay?

The Write Straw 98,023 37
01/01/2010 01:26 PM

Oh geez, I didn't even get the screen resolution jokes. I guess that makes me on a rung lower from retarded.

My serious resolution that I have decided to incorporate into my screen name is to write more this year. I did a half-assed attempt at Nanowrimo, but the fact of the matter is that my writing skillz are getting very, very rusty. That is not cool.

Cruz. Limited Est. 1985 9,993 12
01/01/2010 01:36 PM

But I think I like this Kismet dude. Don't end up being a jerk, okay?

I totally agree

I think he should have Pram'd it up a little though, you know start off cancer inducingly, tongue bleedingly, Hargrave email-y bad and then anything you right from then on will just seem funnier.

Truth be told I should probably think about changing up my schtick in the new year but unlike the kids themselves paedophelia never goes out of fashion.

GenericGuy 284 7
01/01/2010 01:40 PM

Same as Kismet!. Minus the inebriation.

Hello, fellow n00b!

Shempxistential Blues 22,222 17
01/02/2010 03:42 PM

Hello nOObs, welcome to a kinder, gentler Gab Live.













It used to feel someting like this to be a nOOb around here.



Now it's more like this.






So c'mon in, kick off your shoe's. And set a spell.

Reverend Dave Rodriguez Hates Xmas 2,413 0
01/02/2010 03:46 PM

I resolve to stop Frost-ing your mother.






































Now that your sister has turned 18.

Kismet! 168 6
01/02/2010 04:40 PM

Just to reassure you, Cruz an Phla, I've never been accused of being a jerk. Satan, yes, but that was just a bitter ex-boyfriend. Superbitch, but that was just my mother.

Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,348 4
01/03/2010 07:17 PM

We did it over here on New Year's Eve, I don't know I didn't say anything about it 'til now, but you can click "I'm Feeling Lucky" on Google without entering anything in, and it displayed a second countdown timer for the new year. As of writing this, it still has a little Easter egg in it if you do it now.