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In a previous thread I meantioned how I'd fallen over and injured my right hand the other day and was struggling to grip things with it, well today that caught up with me.
I was trying to make coffee for me and my co-slacker at work, holding the kettle with my right hand and a mug with left my grip gave out and I ended up pouring scalding water over myself so now I have a bruised thumb and three scalded fingers.
I'm now terrified that the next time I go to pleasue myself my balls will fall off and my dick will explode. As a precaution I'll now be looking for someone else to pleasure until my luck clears up, any takers ?
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130  44
01/03/2010 02:27 PM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, I'm a full blown homo.
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Cruz. Limited Est. 1985 9,993 12
01/03/2010 02:39 PM
I'm surprised it takes that much, I'll take a pain in the ass for a quart of Thunderbird and a breathmint.
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Kismet! 168 6
01/03/2010 03:24 PM
Speaking as a full-blown homo, I think I'll still take a pass on this one.
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Chuckleworthy
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Cruz. Limited Est. 1985 9,993 12
01/03/2010 03:30 PM
I'm sorry to tell you this guys but you have no idea what full blown is until you've been with Chance.
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Shempxistential Blues 22,222 17
01/03/2010 03:38 PM
full blown
Is that where the blower has the blowee's frank and beans in said blower's mouth and at the same time bloweth?
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TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
01/03/2010 04:32 PM
That's nothing, I broke my leg, got out of the hospital, and then a day later, took a spill down a flight of stairs at my house and got hit with the crutches that were following me as well.
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Thud 68,517 19
01/03/2010 04:34 PM
Slick, T4. That story must impress the chicks.
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TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
01/03/2010 04:54 PM
No, after that I couldn't leave the house for 3 months, I was stuck in the basement.
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Thud 68,517 19
01/03/2010 04:55 PM
Just like Pram.
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Thud 68,517 19
01/03/2010 04:55 PM
And Chance's "boyfriends".
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Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,348 4
01/03/2010 05:02 PM
Back when we were little, my brother fell off an armored personnel carrier in Fort Hood and broke both his arms at the same time. They didn't conclude that they were, in fact, actually broken 'til much later, around ten that night. Within a couple of weeks after getting his casts sawed off, we were celebrating his birthday with some laser tag when he tripped down the stairs, sprained one ankle and broke the other foot. He still finished playing laser tag, and again, it wasn't agreed that it might be broken until much later that night. He either has a hard time understanding why things hurt or is tough to the point of idiocy.
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