How To: Make a Homemade Fart Machine
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by Jenni Maier  989  8
01/05/2010 02:41 PM 770 views
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Nothing turns a boring get together into an awkward whodunnit like a loud fart. Become the hit of every party by learning how to make your very own fart machine.
You Will Need:
2 rubber bands
1 paper clip
1 washer ring/keychain ring
Instructions:
1. Unfold the paper clip completely.
2. Bend the paperclip into a C shape.
3. Bend the very ends of the paper clip outwards at right angles.
4. Loop the first rubber band through the ring.
5. Loop the second rubber band through the ring.
6. Attach each rubber band to the ends of the paper clip.
7. Wind up the ring tightly and then place it under someone right as they sit down.
Once that person makes any kind of movement, the fart will go off, and everyone will be looking around. For an extra fun time, create a bunch of them and strategically place them on everyone's seats. Works best at a dinner party featuring beans.
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Cruz. Limited Est. 1985 8,597  6
01/05/2010 02:45 PM
OMGROFLMBFBAO !!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!111!!!
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A new decade of Ravos 34,407 10
01/05/2010 03:01 PM
I have a home-made fart machine as well. Here's the how-to. Mine is super realistic though.
What you'll need:
-Yourself
-1 Can of pork & beans
What to do:
-Heat can of beans
-Eat can of beans
-Wait.
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Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 5,980 4
01/05/2010 03:28 PM
We used to do something very similar to this back in school. Instead of a washer we used a strip of cardboard (from the back of a notepad or something) or another paperclip and just rested it between the rubberband before winding it. Then we would put it in an envelope or piece of paper folded like an envelope or a note. We'd get a girl to put her handwriting on it and pass it up to the victim. It scared them more than it sounded like a fart, but was easier to pull off as you didn't have to stick your hand under someone's ass right before they sat down.
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Wilburasputin 4 1
01/05/2010 04:15 PM
I'm gonna have to try this on my grandfather, Mr. Self Righteous, who gives dirty looks and long speeches to uncouth individuals like myself when we give in to flatulence. I'll probably be permanently excluded from future family functions....hmmm....this idea is sounding better and better!
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dasypygal-unwaxed 5,646 7
01/05/2010 04:21 PM
I usually just fart in my hand then slowly open my fist and twiddle my fingers as if I'm sprinkling fairy dust next to the person I want to offend.
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A new decade of Ravos 34,407 10
01/05/2010 04:23 PM
You are a terrible human being, dasypy.
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TopHatSnake 521 5
01/06/2010 06:20 AM
down here in texas we use the same apparatus in an envelope labeled "rattlesnake eggs", with a gullible person its pretty easy, for the smarter victims a better play is to have a friend show it and at the crucial moment, run up and say "wait, those have been sitting on the dash of the truck for too long, they probably incubated!". Timing is key.
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Whistler P. McManus 141,645 23
01/06/2010 02:45 PM
Live until you begin to approach 50 years of age.
Then, once an hour or so, you will be able to expel a gas so noxious that it reeks of the death which so rapidly approaches you.
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