The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
01/12/2010 06:08 AM

I'm a joker.

I'm a smoker.

I'm a midnight toker.

Brad Poynter 36,184 48
01/12/2010 06:18 AM

I love boobies.

I don't get laid as often as I would like.

I am fine with that.

ZukeTheRed 546 6
01/12/2010 07:28 AM

I almost smacked Ed Rendell (the governor) in the face with a door, once.

It was accidental.

The governor is much taller in person than I realized, and his state police guards were kind of mean.

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
01/12/2010 08:31 AM

I rock a bikini.

I surf.

I skydive.

I can't count.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/12/2010 09:53 AM

I play a mean fife.

I suck a mean Coleridge.

This has been done before.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/12/2010 09:54 AM

I hope this has been done before.

I wish I had used search to verify that this has been done before.

Search would have worked.

The Mailman 176,467 56
01/12/2010 10:13 AM

I am French.

I am Canadian.

I am French Canadian.

Phla hates you and your year. 131,068 34
01/12/2010 10:44 AM

I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.

Feel free to fight over the last one.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,634 61
01/12/2010 11:20 AM

1. I've slow danced with a movie star.
2. I was once arrested for rappelling down a dorm tower.
3. I'm not wearing pants right now.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/12/2010 11:57 AM

PUT THOSE PANTS BACK ON, YOU PERVERT!

UnderLobster has a crush... 18,572 33
01/12/2010 12:48 PM

I like it in the butt.

I keep my men rough and my women slutty.

I changed my major from nursing to elementary education.

A little dreidel made of PuddingPop 1,379 9
01/12/2010 12:56 PM

I would greatly appreciate it if those who have posted here come back and tell me which one is a lie, so you will stop deceiving me like this.

Especially Mailman. My panties are in a bunch!

A little dreidel made of PuddingPop 1,379 9
01/12/2010 01:00 PM

Also:

I come from Africa.

My relative worked along side Nelson Mandela.

I ended up in a hospital once after an elephant stepped on my foot, that bastard.

GenericGuy 284 7
01/12/2010 01:16 PM

I've never had a girlfriend.

I have no social life.

I am clinically dead.

Filly 39,193 20
01/12/2010 01:21 PM

1. I have a scar on my knee from having sex in the passenger seat of a Jeep Wrangler.

2. I'm actually a man named Warren.

3. I study bones.

Thud 68,517 19
01/12/2010 02:28 PM

1. I have never been convicted of a crime.

2. I am distantly related to Abraham Lincoln.

3. I own a kite that is more than 100 feet long.

Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,348 4
01/12/2010 03:15 PM

1. I masturbated under and behind the last seat of the Boy Scout van on the way to camp one time, without anyone knowing.

2. I've never actually met Lobster in real life, and this is a all just a big, retarded prank.

3. I went to jail and was convicted of a crime involving a double dog dare, a donkey, a noose, and a fifth of rum when I was nineteen.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
01/12/2010 04:58 PM

I am a famous animator
I am a famous musician
people like my famous music.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
01/12/2010 04:58 PM

Whoops, I thought I was supposed to tell two lies and one truth about myself.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/12/2010 05:26 PM

1. I have 3 children and and none of them came out of my uterus. However, 2 of them grew up to be democrats, so I am okay with this.

b. I had ass sex last night.

18. I really believe that I have been abducted by aliens.

UnderDogs 211,612 32
01/12/2010 05:51 PM

I read your posts.

I read my posts.

I read Lobster's posts.

Manhole 21,658 29
01/12/2010 06:20 PM

I've seen the other side, and it's not as green as they say it is.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

I've developed a plan to achieve world domination in 11 years.

neilcm 133 7
01/12/2010 08:57 PM

I slept with your mom.

I slept with your girlfriend.

I have aids.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/13/2010 01:58 AM

I was concerned that no one would be able to guess the lie in my 3 posts, and the fact that I haven't gotten any clickies kind of confirms that.

I thought you people knew that I was a freak.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/13/2010 04:04 AM

Undies, you got no clickies because it's obvious.


And don't worry too much. Lots of kids who are Democrats at their age switch sides once their brains start to atrophy.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/13/2010 04:29 AM

Undies, you got no clickies because it's obvious.


Is it? I haven't had teh butt sex in over a year.

MungChamp 35,891 35
01/13/2010 04:56 AM

I never did bang a black chick.

All of them were pink on the inside.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,634 61
01/13/2010 04:59 AM

once their brains start to atrophy.

Translate that: "have to start paying taxes."

Captain Oveur 98,023 37
01/13/2010 05:06 AM

1. I've been in the same room when an autopsy was being performed.

2. I've been in the same room when an illegal alien was being interrogated.

3. I've been in the same room when a prostitute flashed her boobs at a cop.

Phla hates you and your year. 131,068 34
01/13/2010 05:22 AM

Whoa. You're good at this game.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
01/13/2010 10:49 AM

I secretly enjoy the smell of my own flatulence.

The grey hasn't reached my pubic hairs ... yet.

I am an excellent lover.




P.S. I may have mixed up the truth:lie ratio. I was never good with numbers, and as I have but one penis, counting to two is ... troublesome.

Chaos-The unfunny one 288 8
01/13/2010 03:28 PM

My father owns a cattle ranch.

I was in FFA in high school.

I have an identical twin.

Filly 39,193 20
01/13/2010 04:18 PM

Your twin must be the funny one, then.

The Mailman 176,467 56
01/13/2010 05:40 PM

I secretly enjoy the smell of my own flatulence.

What is so secret about that? Everybody loves their own brand.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
01/14/2010 05:15 AM

Actually, that was one of the lies, but thanks for 'fessing up.

2010 - A Cyco Odyssey 11,330 11
01/14/2010 05:21 AM

I came
I saw
I conquered

neilcm 133 7
01/14/2010 05:39 AM

The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

I am a pathological liar.

Cyberwhere? 917 8
01/14/2010 11:32 AM

I am a Risembool Ranger.

I am a fan of Vic Mignogna.

I am a fan of Travis Willingham.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
01/14/2010 11:40 AM

I'm only an Emerson on the internet.

I used to be a professional athlete.

I have been arrested for DUI.

KChikita Banana 128,446 98
01/15/2010 04:07 AM

1. I've met and chatted with several famous musicians.

II. When I was 9, I waShakespeare by a pickup truck running from a scary man no one saw.

C. I once skinny-dipped in a friend's apartment complex pool and got him evicted.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
01/15/2010 06:32 AM

C. I once skinny-dipped in a friend's apartment complex pool and got him evicted.

1. I felt tingly in my bathing suit area when I read this.

2. I wouldn't mind getting evicted if it meant I got to watch KChiki skinny dipping.

3. I once went skinny dipping with Ann Margaret.

Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
01/15/2010 06:38 AM

I love swedish pancakes.
When I was 8, I swam 100 laps for my swim team's fundraiser.
I am available in 16 delicious flavors.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 286,634 61
01/15/2010 07:10 AM

Old Ann Margaret, or young Ann Margaret? Cause you've been around for both.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
01/15/2010 10:18 AM

I love my Mom

My Mom is crazy

My Mom never crashed going backward down a hill; because she took the emer. brake off and the car out of park before turning on the engine; all the while profusely apologizing about her making us wreck on the way to take me to the hospital, as I was telling her to put the car in neutral and start the engine; instead she drove the car up onto some boulders.

I know it's a stupidly long sentence; and gramatically incorrect. Sorry I have to go now and take my littlest to school.

Old McRavos had a farm 63,472 21
01/15/2010 10:53 AM

Why are you sorry that you have to go? We should be thanking you!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
01/15/2010 04:17 PM

I have big boobs.

I regularly have sex dreams involving male GAbbers.

I enjoy hacking up dead bodies.

Madness 4,366 10
01/16/2010 07:25 AM

Is it? I haven't had teh butt sex in over a year.

Have you tried washing it? That usually helps.

Madness 4,366 10
01/16/2010 07:35 AM

1) I once caused a blackout at a daycare, creating a giant ruckus of wailing and frightened kids.

2) In elementary school, I spitefully hid a classmate's chocolate milk from his lunch only to rediscover and open it 4 months later, necessitating the evacuation of the whole building.

3) When I was very young, I used my feces as a weapon.

Phla™ - Accept no substitutes 131,068 34
01/16/2010 01:34 PM

You're in fourth grade right now, aren't you?

Millie 116,988 28
01/16/2010 03:18 PM

I sing love songs to my cat--her favorite one is "Dance the Night Away" by Van Halen.

I taught myself to knit.

I was an obese child.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
01/16/2010 06:14 PM

1. I did not kiss a boy until I was in college because my dad is very overprotective

B. I was looking for my cat and I couldn't find her, but when I looked in the corner where she likes to hide I found her collar and my first thought was that my cat has teleportation abilities

III. I once had a steamy encounter with Whistler in the bathroom of a TGI Fridays, but then I realized that I was not ready to be a stepmom so I gave him a fake number and left.