Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,338 4
01/15/2010 03:17 AM

WHOOOO LET THE DOG OUT?!

Old McRavos had a farm 62,361 20
01/15/2010 03:20 AM

Damn, AC beat me to it.


Was spicy hiding in the linen closet during this whole fiasco?

Fratberry 277,318 52
01/15/2010 03:43 AM

Always a pleasure!

Fratberry 277,318 52
01/15/2010 04:08 AM

It's funny because I had a GAB dream of sorts last night too. I was in a hotel in Gatlinburg of all places and GABbers kept calling me trying to talk me into going out to see a movie. But every time one of them would call me I'd get a call on the other line that was a prank phone call. When I'd click back over the first person had hung up too. Come to think of it, you guys weren't trying to get me out of the hotel room at all. YOU WERE TRYING TO KEEP ME THERE YOU BASTARDS!!1!11

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
01/15/2010 04:48 AM

Keep in mind I am always a good extra in those kinds of dreams due to my magic pockets full of guns, explosives and chocolate bunnies.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
01/15/2010 06:18 AM

Fine. Another list I didn't make.

/obligatory

Filly 39,160 20
01/15/2010 07:46 AM

My GAB nightmare is any GAB that contains Lobster, AC, and Pram.

Oh God! I'm in my nightmare!

Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,338 4
01/15/2010 08:03 AM

It doesn't surprise me that you're a naysayer, Filly. That's what your kind is known for saying more than anything else.

Jeeni.app Version: 2010.1.1 43,386 49
01/15/2010 08:19 AM

(It had already eaten parts of Jeeni and Straw.)

Well that explains the weight loss I've had recently!

Damnit. I miss my arm and my foot now.

Jeeni.app Version: 2010.1.1 43,386 49
01/15/2010 08:21 AM

oh, and...

I made a list!!!!

Love you, Undies!

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,777 21
01/15/2010 08:59 AM

It doesn't surprise me that you're a naysayer, Filly. That's what your kind is known for saying more than anything else.

And what kind is Filly? Someone with a sense of humor parallel to the comedic stylings that this web site was started?

Old McRavos had a farm 62,361 20
01/15/2010 09:04 AM

I assumed the italicized 'nay' was calling her a horse, and thus comparing her to Sarah Jessica Parker.

...A fate worse than death.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,777 21
01/15/2010 09:10 AM

I hoped that people stopped stooping to terrible puns for laughs. I see I was mistaken.

peoriagrace 6,153 11
01/15/2010 09:51 AM

I happen to like terrible puns. Especially ones I haven't heard or thought before.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
01/15/2010 10:07 AM

I like Pram. He's not stupid, he's talented, and he can be funny. I have hope that with the right combination of medications and a good bitch slapping, he can be made into a useful participant here.


As far as the other two go, I'm going to abide by the policy my mother taught me: if you can't say something nice, then shut the Frost up.

Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,338 4
01/15/2010 10:51 AM

And what kind is Filly? Someone with a sense of humor parallel to the comedic stylings that this web site was started [with]?

Nice save after you figured it out. Well, it almost was at least.
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I hoped that people stopped stooping to terrible puns for laughs. I see I was mistaken.

Fear not, there's still plenty of good ole, humorless trolling. You don't have to feel alone.

Old McRavos had a farm 62,361 20
01/15/2010 10:51 AM

I'm going to abide by the policy my mother taught me: if you can't say something nice, then shut the Frost up.

Telling you to shut the Frost up wasn't very nice of her.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 282,028 58
01/15/2010 11:00 AM

I thought she was going to say John was canceling all contests with $ prizes.

Ravos iz in ur dreemz 62,361 20
01/15/2010 11:07 AM

You know you've made it when other GABbers start dreaming about you.

I'd prefer to be the stud of a pool-boy, but I guess I can settle for half-eaten corpse.

Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,338 4
01/15/2010 11:25 AM

I always imagined Ravos looked like this:



I was kind of disappointed when I finally saw a picture of him.

Lobstistential Blues 17,427 30
01/15/2010 11:33 AM

I always thought he looked kinda like the chick in white, center front:

Filly 39,160 20
01/15/2010 12:03 PM

I am very offended.

I do NOT look like Sarah Jessica Parker.

Cyberwhere? 916 8
01/15/2010 12:44 PM

I do NOT look like Sarah Jessica Parker.

That's very true. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Filly.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/15/2010 04:37 PM

Spicey was not in the nightmare, and I am very glad he wasn't. He's too fat to run fast and the hell-dog would have eaten him. However, the real live Spicey told me where the dog came from this morning when I described my dream to him. It's from the Harry Potter movies - the horse things! After a brief search, I found this:



Which, as I am sure you will agree, is QUITE Frost-ing disturbing. However, that's not what was in my nightmare. The same search also turned up this, which WAS what my scary dream dog was modeled after:

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/15/2010 04:59 PM

Oh, and Jeeni, you weren't missing any limbs. Just most of your abdomen and chest. Blech. You were wearing some weird outfit too - hot pink polyester shorts that made your ass look like a hippo and a very mod, graphic, circle print shirt. You never had a shot at hiding in that thing.

Ravos was the one with no arms or legs left. Straw was identifiable only by her hair and the fake phaser on the floor beside her.

Normally, I'm really, really good at directing my dreams. Meaning, if I wanted to do so, I could dream this exact same dream again tonight. I can do this several nights in a row, with little to no difficulty. However, this was truly a nightmare and I will be avoiding the thought of it as much as possible when I go to sleep tonight.

Jeeni.app Version: 2010.1.1 43,386 49
01/15/2010 05:09 PM

hot pink polyester shorts that made your ass look like a hippo and a very mod, graphic, circle print shirt.

oh.my.god.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/15/2010 06:10 PM

What? You're not wearing that right now are you?

Jeeni.app Version: 2010.1.1 43,386 49
01/15/2010 07:24 PM

Apparently your nightmare is also my night mare, Undies. Thanks a lot for that visual, bitch.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
01/16/2010 06:18 AM

Someone with a sense of humor parallel to the comedic stylings that this web site was started?

Learn to talk good better, Cleetus. *queef*

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
01/17/2010 12:23 AM

My only GAB nightmare came in a mesh bag.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/17/2010 03:48 AM

Holy Shakespeare AC. I almost pissed myself in fear laughing. I think that's the first time I've ever done that because of one of your posts. 5 orbs!

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/17/2010 03:49 AM

Oh, and I'm stealing the image and putting it on my facebook.

The Write Straw 95,470 36
01/17/2010 05:40 AM

It's funny when I read your description of the dream, I thought of Harry Potter too, but it was Fluffy that came to mind.

My image for Ravos has always been somewhat like Rocky the Flying Squirrel, because I think when Ravos first started posting, squirrel was part of his name.

Ravos iz in ur dreemz 62,361 20
01/18/2010 09:54 AM

I always thought he looked kinda like the chick in white, center front

Hahaha, what?

Ravos iz in ur dreemz 62,361 20
01/18/2010 09:55 AM

My image for Ravos has always been somewhat like Rocky the Flying Squirrel, because I think when Ravos first started posting, squirrel was part of his name.

That is fairly accurate. Except I would have had a sombrero instead of that pilot cap. Although I got to wear a hat like that when I went sky-diving.

So I guess your image of me is completely accurate.

And AC, I gotta admit, that was pretty good. I gave you 5 orbs.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/18/2010 09:57 AM

My GAB nightmare would be a night trapped in an elevator either with Pram and a bottle of KY or with Al and a bottle of steak sauce.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76 shudders
01/18/2010 10:07 AM

Al and a bottle of steak sauce

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
01/18/2010 10:33 AM

My GAB nightmare would be a night trapped in an elevator either with Pram and a bottle of KY or with Al and a bottle of steak sauce.

You can just throw your sneakers in the washing machine, it's not THAT big a deal.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/18/2010 10:45 AM

Actually, Pram is not on my "GABbers I would never sleep with in a million years" list. He's just an easy target.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 282,028 58
01/18/2010 11:28 AM

I just love Taco's open mind.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/18/2010 11:41 AM

You can just throw your sneakers in the washing machine, it's not THAT big a deal.

Yes, you should have qualified your 'trapped in the elevator' scenario. Wearing sneakers wouldn't be so bad - but I would recommend NO open-toe shoes.