UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/17/2010 06:20 AM

Curse you, inappropriate punctuation. I'll edit you out next time, I swear. NEXT TIME!

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
01/17/2010 07:12 AM

Well let's see. If my wife & I went on diets, and she was able to look down & see her dick ... I'd kill myself.

The Mailman 174,473 52
01/17/2010 07:12 AM

if you suddenly went from fat to skinny, what activity would you look forward to doing?

Eating an entire family-sized bucket of fried chicken by myself. With gravy.

Jeeni.app Version: 2010.1.1 43,386 49
01/17/2010 07:22 AM

Everybody wins!!!!11!!!1!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
01/17/2010 07:26 AM

I would button my vest!

The Write Straw 95,470 36
01/17/2010 05:00 PM

Clothes shopping is definitely less depressing. Not swimsuit shopping, though. That's still depressing.

Undies, do you know about Hungry Girl? I've subscribed to her e-mail updates for awhile now. I found out over the holidays, when I saw her logo on the iCarly show, that her husband is Dan Schneider. He's the creator of iCarly, but more importantly he was on the show Head of the Class and was the creepy neighbor boy in Better Off Dead. He's a cool dude who used to be pretty big, but when I saw him in a cameo on iCarly, it looks like his wife is a good influence on him.

Good luck, y'all!

Jeeni.app 43,386 49
01/17/2010 07:15 PM

By the way - no surprise - it was my husband who suggested that exercise for us both to get and stay fit.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
01/17/2010 08:23 PM

if you suddenly went from fat to skinny, what activity would you look forward to doing?

Two chicks at the same time, man.

/Lawrence

Dropkick Brody 43,075 12
01/17/2010 08:27 PM

I would dress way more slutty.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
01/17/2010 09:06 PM

I curse John for getting rid of the photo gallery and the free amphetamines.

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
01/17/2010 10:16 PM

I just learned two new things today.

1. Dennis Blunden

is to blame for iCarly.


2. Straw has a preteen girl living in her house.

That's the only reasonable excuse for even knowing what iCarly is.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/17/2010 10:23 PM

I am currently working on going from not-quite-chubby-but-not-thin-anymore to thin, and the first thing I'm going to do is send a picture to my kinda-ex boyfriend who just moved to the other side of the country for grad school and see if he will move back if I'm thin.

After he reminds me that he's not coming back, I'm going to cry into a bucket of pudding and gain the weight back.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/17/2010 10:46 PM

You don't have to be perfect to be loved, Cinder.

It just has to be very, very dark inside the bedroom.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/17/2010 10:53 PM

Of course, he didn't leave because I'm not thin, but girl brains are good at distorting the situation so that their looks are to blame. Fo realz, though, this is what I would do: I'd start wearing my minidresses as dresses again instead of long shirts.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
01/17/2010 11:06 PM

Good job on the weight loss! Keep it up!

Be happy that you were both fat when you met. At least you know that he really loves you for you.

The other day I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I suddenly gained 30 pounds and was unable to lose the weight. Without skipping a beat he said that he would leave me immediately.

I told him that one day when I'm in the hospital dying of Anorexia I would remind him of this conversation.

Redwing 3,656 30
01/17/2010 11:16 PM

If he dumps you for gaining 30 pounds, I doubt he'll be around to remind when you're in the hospital dying of anorexia, or in the hospital at all.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
01/17/2010 11:19 PM

If I gained thirty pounds I wouldn't be in the hospital dying of Anorexia.

Man of Men 177 7
01/17/2010 11:24 PM

That suggests you're currently dieing of anorexia.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/17/2010 11:30 PM

Be happy that you were both fat when you met.

Gah! I wasn't THAT fat when we first met. He was, but that didn't bother me much at all, even though I'd never hooked up with a big guy, much less dated one. He had this slow, quiet voice that made me stop and listen to what he was saying, and he had these deep blue eyes that I couldn't stop staring into. His crazy curly hair caught my attention, and he had me laughing within the first minute of meeting him.

Basically everything about him made my knees quiver and fall open.

Here we are, 15 minutes before I took his virginity, right after we first met:



Isn't Spicey just the most adorable, squishiest cuddlecakes you've ever seen in your whole life?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
01/17/2010 11:36 PM

I'd walk around following the absolute minimum requirements for "clothing" under local decency laws.

(in Georgia this amounts to latex or thicker body paint, so I'd walk around as Cortana or Mystique or something geeky like that)

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
01/17/2010 11:43 PM

Isn't Spicey just the most adorable, squishiest cuddlecakes you've ever seen in your whole life?

Hey now. That's Mr. Cuddlecakes, thank you very much.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/18/2010 09:27 AM

Heh.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/18/2010 09:32 AM

Be happy that you were both fat when you met. At least you know that he really loves you for you.

No, it just means that the sex was phenomenal.

Ravos iz in ur dreemz 62,361 20
01/18/2010 09:36 AM

Weight loss stories? Well, I lost 110lbs in a year once. And I have kept it off and continued to drop more weight slowly over the past 5 years. Didn't use fad diets, or lipo, or pills or anything. Previous weight was 340lbs, current weight is 200lbs.

There isn't actually all that much I do now that I couldn't do before. Infact, I'd say I can do less now than before,because I still have to watch what I eat pretty carefully so I don't gain it back. I haven't had chocolate in 4 or 5 years. Mere mortals would perish.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/18/2010 10:12 AM

I read in a book that unless you make soup afterward, hacking off all of your limbs to lose 40 pounds isn't considered a diet.

Ravos iz in ur dreemz 62,361 20
01/18/2010 10:14 AM

Or you could keep your feet, and just make 2 Christmas Hams.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
01/18/2010 10:33 AM

I have mentioned my weight loss on here before. I would like to say that it was due to lots of hard work and will power, but that's not so. There are two things mainly responsible for it:

1) I take thyroid replacement hormone and my dosage was way too high.

2) My dad was going through chemo and was very, very sick. He couldn't eat anything without throwing up. I felt so bad for him that I developed this bad association with food. Food made me think of him, so I didn't want anything to do with it.



The second one I wouldn't recommend. The first one brings anxiety, diarrhea, and heart palpitations along with the weight loss, but that's a small price to pay.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
01/18/2010 10:34 AM

Also, you could get rid of your uterus. That's two pounds right there.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/18/2010 10:37 AM

I've had the willpower for a while, but the weight wasn't shedding as quickly as I'd like... then my doctor switched some of my meds around and now I have no appetite whatsoever. It's awesome.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
01/18/2010 11:39 AM

Isn't Spicey just the most adorable, squishiest cuddlecakes you've ever seen in your whole life?

Yes. Yes, he is.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/18/2010 11:43 AM

Also, you could get rid of your uterus. That's two pounds right there.

That's actually good advice. It's not like I'm using it.

UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 282,028 58
01/18/2010 12:13 PM

I would finally pull all those clothes out of the back of my closet I've been saving for weight-loss-day only to find out they are all sadly out of style.

Nachos 57,478 23
01/18/2010 12:16 PM

Heh. Chickens is going to end looking like an extra from Saturday Night Fever.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
01/18/2010 12:29 PM

My diet was the "Dying Mom Plan" I lost 40 pounds in the 7 months from the time she got sick until she passed away. Other than the black circles around my eyes I looked frigging hot!

Pants 14,218 17
01/18/2010 12:59 PM

if you suddenly went from fat to skinny, what activity would you look forward to doing?


I would look forward to donating my excess flesh to burn victims.
Also, sitting in one seat would be pretty cool.

Millie 116,854 28
01/18/2010 02:34 PM

My ex-husband is a super-healthy marathon runner type. While we were married, I gained about 20-30 pounds, which I dropped once we broke up. I always lose a lot of weight when I dump someone. He never cared if I was fat or skinny.

I've been with Daisy almost seven years (off and on and off and on...) I weigh about 40 pounds more than when we first started dating. He knew me before my divorce when I was heavier, too. He doesn't seem to care--ne never says anything. It helps when your boobs grow two cup sizes.

Of course, he's skinny as hell now, having lost over 40 pounds. Undies, men will always lose more weight than women, and they lose it faster. I had a friend who was fat and he went to Weight Watchers meetings, but he stopped going because he was the only guy and all the women hated him.

First of all, the more you have to lose, the quicker it will go. And though I love that cuddle-bug Spicey, he is larger than you are. Also men have more muscle mass, which helps you burn fat.

I used to be so motivated. The year I turned 40 I lost about 20 pounds (because I hadn't dumped anyone in a couple years, my weight went up). I got back on track and counted my WW points and exercised and all that. Then, I stopped and ended up gaining back 25 in three months.

And then I gained about 15 more. And sometimes 5 more sneak on but then I get rid of them.

I have several problems: laziness, hatred of exercise, and love of food.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
01/18/2010 02:39 PM

I would hang from a cross and bleed out.

Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,338 4
01/18/2010 03:03 PM

I was always skinny growing up, pushing 140, maybe 150, through high school. I've always eaten nothing but grease and carbohydrates (never been a fan of sweets). I'm a firm believer in the fact that everything tastes better fried and salted.

Now that Lobster has moved in with me, I eat more regularly, and healthier I supppose, and my diet consists of more than just grain alcohol, Taco Bell, pot, and cigarettes. I've actually gained a bit of weight that I'm very proud of by eating turkey sandwiches for lunch and real food for dinner. I had a brief physical at work last week, and I weighed in a 191 lbs. It made my freakin' day! Cholesterol and everything checked out okay. I'm still somewhat slim (wear a size 32 pants) but I am sportin' the beginnings of a fine beer belly.

I set a goal on my Wii Fit to get to the obese point (BMI of 30+) for my height, and I'm getting closer every month. I'm not sure what I'll do when I get there, but my goal on it seems way more reasonable and easier than everyone elses on my Wii.

I guess my point is, everyone should try to just sit around, live off of a combination of fast food, cheap whiskey, vodka and beer, and get as little real excercise as possible, but no sweets. (I still crave real food when I get the munchies instead of cake and Shakespeare.) Masturbating even when you're getting laid probably helps too.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
01/18/2010 03:34 PM

Masturbating even when you're getting laid probably helps too.

Losing weight, 1 ounce at a time!

neilcm 133 7
01/18/2010 04:51 PM

I'm of the age where I can eat what I want when I want and suffer no consequences. Suckers!

NTS: Will probably need to create similar thread in 10 years.

neilcm 133 7
01/18/2010 04:54 PM

I also noticed this: Of course, he didn't leave because I'm not thin, but girl brains are good

Too bad you didn't use this to your advantage.

The Mailman 174,473 52
01/18/2010 05:07 PM

I always lose a lot of weight when I dump someone. (...) I've been with Daisy almost seven years (off and on and off and on...)

Millie: I don't think we should be together anymore.
Daisypie: Why not? What did I do wrong this time?
Millie: Nothing, I just need to lose a few pounds.
Daisypie: Ok then, see you next month.

The Mailman 174,473 52
01/18/2010 05:08 PM

I also want to add, since "Daisy" hasn't posted here in a long time and the photo album is no longer up, there are a bunch of n00bs who now think that you are a lesbian.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/18/2010 05:23 PM

This thread inspired me to get on the scale. I've lost four pounds since Friday afternoon, and I just ate. Whoo!

Millie 116,854 28
01/18/2010 07:38 PM

Please, Mailman, a lot of people who know me think I'm gay. Yes, I hate men, but I'm not gay! They are two different things, people.

Cinderblock, I'd like to say I'm happy for you, but I'm not.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/18/2010 08:00 PM

I understand, Millie. I've gotten to the point where other peoples' good news makes me angry before it makes me happy.

Case in point: One of my classmates announced that they were engaged recently, to a chorus of, "Congratulations!" from everyone and one solitary, "Son of a bitch!" from me.

Cyberwhere? 916 8
01/18/2010 08:23 PM

there are a bunch of n00bs who now think that you are a lesbian.

Indeed we do.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
01/18/2010 08:50 PM

Undies, I'm going to lend Bridget to you guys for a couple of weeks. I swear, since that girl started walking, I've lost 15 pounds and three pants sizes, gotten stronger, more flexible and more energetic, and with my belly having shrunk down to almost flat, my dick even looks bigger.

Guess which change pleases me the most?

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/18/2010 09:39 PM

my dick even looks bigger

I'm waiting for this effect with Spicey. No luck yet.

Millie 116,854 28
01/19/2010 03:03 AM

Haha, for because of the icon, when I was reading Whistler's post, I thought it was Shelle Belle, until I got to the dick thing.

Also, Cinder, my co-worker got engaged over Christmas. When she showed me the ring and was all happy about it, instead of "Congratulations" I said, "Oh, I guess that's what you wanted."

dasypygal-unwaxed 12,075 15
01/19/2010 06:42 AM

If I lost a lot of weight I would look forward to flying with my skin flaps.

Ravos iz in ur dreemz 62,361 20
01/19/2010 09:15 AM

Guess which change pleases me the most?

The diapers?

Shell Belle 76,640 24
01/19/2010 10:34 AM

Haha, for because of the icon, when I was reading Whistler's post, I thought it was Shelle Belle, until I got to the dick thing.



Yeah, that couldn't have been me, my dick gets smaller when I lose weight.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
01/19/2010 10:35 AM

Masturbating even when you're getting laid probably helps too.

That seems to work only for the people with ADHD.

I think it's a gas when the girl asks what an easily distracted guy is thinking about. I guarantee you, this is all that's going on in his head:

"Oh, my hand! Oh, you! Oh, my hand! Oh, you! My hand! You! Let's see what else is on television. Your head is blocking the set. My hand... Frost, I came. Goodnight."

2010 - A Cyco Odyssey 11,324 11
01/19/2010 02:29 PM

I too am working on losing weight. I recommend Sparkpeople.com. It's an all-in-one website for tracking food intake, exercise tips, recipes, etc. If any of you show up there tell them cycoivan sent you

So far I've dropped about 20 pounds in the last month. One thing I do not want to do when I'm skinny is see my dick. That Frost-ing thing has gotten me into more trouble than I'd care to list. I am looking forward to actually being able to find some decent clothes.

WhyMi 3,545 12
01/20/2010 04:34 PM

My advice for diet:
This.

Worked for me.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
01/21/2010 12:55 PM

Why? Because you wanted your dick to look as big as the sock that guy stuffed in his shorts?


Here's an easier way to make your dick longer: Start the measurement from your ass. Or better still, your shoulder blades.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/25/2010 06:16 AM

I've lost 5.6 pounds now, and Spicey has lost 17.2. Or - another way to put it - between the two of us we've lost the combined weight of a Thanksgiving turkey.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
01/25/2010 06:29 AM

Or a Thanksgiving toddler.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/25/2010 07:19 AM

I've never served that, but well, I won't judge.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/07/2010 01:21 AM

Today marks 4 weeks since Spicey and I have been starving ourselves counting calories, and it's all good. I've lost 9.2 pounds total, and he's managed to get rid of 26 pounds. This pisses me off, but I understand that guys are jerks.

So far I haven't been able to fly around using my skin folds but I'm optimistic.

Nerd, Admiral of the MS Painter. 27,000 12
02/08/2010 01:23 PM

Fat people are gross.

I are Nipples 2,207 7
02/09/2010 03:41 AM

I would look forward to masturbating in bed and being able to see the porn over my belly.

Jeeni.app 43,386 49
02/09/2010 04:24 AM

Gratz, Undies! I've lost 8.5 pounds so far. You're teh winner!

TWSS - Yup. 26,020 24
02/09/2010 05:49 AM

Hey good for you guys for going at it together! It always helps when you have a friend's support. It helps even more when you have a lover's support, since raw, animalistic sex burns about 25 calories/hr, according to the LoseIt app on my iPhone.

Which brings up my how-I-lost-weight story: I am not fat by any means, but I am short. When short people start putting on weight they look like meatballs. I reached my meatball status at a mere 115 lbs. Since they say women should only be 5lbs over 100 for every inch they are over 5 feet (because I could barely understand that, I mean that if you are 5'5", you should be around 125 lbs as a healthy weight), I had to get down to 105 before I killed someone with my lunch-lady arms (Christmas hams).

I did it by using LoseIt, it set up a daily calorie limit that I was to try to stay under, and I'd enter every food I ate that day and see whether or not I could have that chocolate bar later. It also forced me to exercise if I wanted to eat more (I like chocolate).

Anywho, I reached my goal earlier than LoseIt said I would and I did it around Thanksgiving-Christmas. It's great, because I like to eat meatballs, not look like them.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/09/2010 06:08 AM

We're using an online program called Calorie Count, which sounds like the one you're describing. However, they say that a "Vigorous Effort" at sex burns 164 calories per hour, and a "Moderate Effort" burns 142. Apparently lying on your back and staring at the ceiling and counting tiles burns 109...according to them.

SO...I guess either your iPhone app was written by someone who spends 5 minutes Frost-ing and 55 minutes crying, or else the people at Calorie Count are the type that like to hang upside down from the roof while being sodomized by tigers.

TWSS - Yup. 26,020 24
02/09/2010 06:12 AM

Yeah, but if you go with the 25/hr one, it's just an excuse to have more sex! (As if you need one.. whore.)






(It's been a while so I don't know if I'm still allowed to jokingly call you a whore. <3chu.)

TWSS - Yup. 26,020 24
02/09/2010 06:16 AM

On the other hand, maybe Calorie Count is right because I reached my goal early, which would make sense if the calories burned during all the exercises was wrong, and I really could've had that chocolate bar if I wanted it. Damn.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/09/2010 06:42 AM

If women were rewarded with a guilt-free Snickers after every sex session, I believe we'd be in the mood more often.

dinesh 24,837 15
02/09/2010 06:43 AM

haha, i can't imagine twss as porky.

Isn't Spicey just the most adorable, squishiest cuddlecakes you've ever seen in your whole life?

NO.

Fratberry 277,318 52
02/09/2010 07:02 AM

I can't remember what TWSS looks like.

I once went from 252 to 196 in six months. I celebrated by putting 15 pounds back on over the next six months. That was a couple of years ago. I'm back up to 225 now for various reasons, like eating, eating, medication and more eating. I've lost some weight but these days it's hard to keep it off with my health being what it is. Later this year I should have better luck. I've said too much.

Shell Belle 76,640 24
02/09/2010 08:49 AM

Since they say women should only be 5lbs over 100 for every inch they are over 5 feet (because I could barely understand that, I mean that if you are 5'5", you should be around 125 lbs as a healthy weight


I wish I hadn't read that. I'm 5'5". I'm not 125 lbs.

But my Wii Fit said I was normal! Do you know how long I waited to hear it tell me that? How long I put up with the female trainer with the lopsided boobies when all I wanted to do was tell her to stick her sun salutation up her ass? You can't take that away from me!!1!!

Cinderblock 27,522 24
02/09/2010 09:28 AM

Shelle, I'm 5'3" and I'm not 125 lbs. Eh. It's weird. I used to have people tell me I was getting "too skinny" at a BMI that was technically normal.

Of course, it's been a LOOOOONG time since someone's told me I was getting too skinny.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
02/09/2010 10:33 AM

Shelle - try using the guy as your trainer. After a while, he cuts off his faggy ponytail and tells you he went to a wild party last night, so he doesn't feel like working out too hard today. Awesome.

TWSS - Yup. 26,020 24
02/09/2010 11:58 AM

I can't remember what TWSS looks like.

Good. It makes it easier for me to sneak stray cats into your house.

Mangaka101 5 5
02/16/2010 03:28 AM

I'm through with weight loss....I've been anorexic for over a year! But, I'm all better now....where's the pocky?

KChiki - Still not Chi Chi! 124,281 89
02/16/2010 03:40 AM

I just bought a Wii Fit and I love it! I never exercise and I'm tired and grumpy a lot, so I'm hoping to improve my energy.

Cyco Ivan 11,324 11
02/16/2010 05:29 AM

I am too fat for Wii Fit. That wasn't a depressing revlation at all. Excuse me while I go cry in my ice cream now.

Under Under Duck 99,723 76
02/16/2010 06:04 AM

Don't feel bad Cyco, this is the internet. Most people on here are overweight guys posting from their mom's basement. That goes double for the girls.

Spicey is currently too fat for wii Fit, but as of today I think he's down like 28 pounds. This means he only has a little more to lose and he'll be able to use it. I've lost over 11 pounds now, but I was never too big to not be able to get on the balance board.

Cinderblock 27,522 24
03/03/2010 12:24 AM

Bump! Is this a race? 'Cause I've lost 13.5 pounds. YOUR MOVE.

Riochtán Tástála Tuairte 3,671 9
03/13/2010 03:52 PM

My sister lost 35 pounds in a single evening last week.


















Her dog ran away...

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/13/2010 06:04 PM

All those height/weight charts are full of Shakespeare. They don't take a lot of the important stuff into consideration. Here's what counts.

Ladies: as long as your gut doesn't stick out farther than your boobs, you're okay.

Gents: as long as you can see your own dick while peeing, you're okay.

Pubah 54,900 17
03/29/2010 05:39 AM

Sex without getting tired...that's what I'd look forward to.

Honorable mentions:
Bike Riding
Step Climbing
Shoe tying

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
03/29/2010 06:07 AM

I have only lost about 6 pounds in about 2 months, but I have dropped two pants sizes and am working toward another shopping trip for yet a smaller clothes size. I lost 15 inches off my waist, hips, and thighs combined, mostly my waist, and my boobs haven't shrunk yet. I count inches more than pounds, because scales are depressing, but measuring tapes don't lie.


My weight loss regimen-

08:00 am Vitamins- Omega 3, amino acid replacement, and probiotics
08:30 am Vitamins- multivitamin- and a meal replacement shake
10:30 am 20-25 almonds and a piece of fruit
12:00 pm Vitamins- Omega 3 and amino acid replacement
12:30 pm Some sort of protein/vegetable mix, usually chicken salad.
02:30 pm A protein shake a la AC and a whole fruit popsicle.
06:30 pm Dinner. Can be pretty much anything, usually pizza.
09:30 pm One square of Ghiradelli dark chocolate or some ice cream.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
03/29/2010 06:12 AM

I look forward to the vast wardobe I had pre-conception.

Also, being on top without getting lazy and still making him do all the work, being able to go to the playground and my ass fit on the kiddie slide, and not getting weird stares when I order a Big Mac and fries with a large sweet tea.

Oh yeah, I also switched to whole grains- 100% whole grain bread, brown rice, etc. And I don't use sugar substitutes. They make you bloat, and aspartame causes Alzheimer's. Use the real stuff; just don't use as much. Brown sugar is just sugar mixed with molasses, and is not the same as Sugar in the Raw, which is sweeter than processed table sugar. Just in case you were interested.

The Mailman 174,473 52
03/29/2010 06:16 AM

02:30 pm A protein shake a la AC

Keep your sex life to yourself, thanks.

Rock Lobster. Just Rock Lobster. 17,427 30
03/29/2010 06:17 AM

Jealous?

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 12
03/29/2010 02:10 PM

if you suddenly went from fat to skinny, what activity would you look forward to doing?

Making fun of the fattys.

Cyco Christ died so you can sin 11,324 11 Stumbles into thread out of breath
03/30/2010 04:14 AM

Her dog ran away...

Did it get stuck in your pool filter too?

What? I'm fat, it took me three weeks to get here with the punchline.

First Straw of Spring 95,470 36
03/30/2010 04:33 AM

I got an e-mail today entitled "Health Impact Assessment Webinar."

I kinda like this title better: