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How To: Wrap an Office in Aluminum Foil
A video by Jenni Maier 989 8
01/18/2010 10:46 PM 336 views

Worried about your boss's office furniture going stale while he's on vacation? Keep it fresh by wrapping it up in aluminum foil.

You Will Need:
Industrial boxes of aluminum foil
Regular boxes of aluminum foil
Scotch tape
2 step stools
A team

Instructions:
1. Remove all movable items from the office.
2. Half of the team should use the regular boxes of aluminum foil to wrap all the movable items in another room.
3. The other half of the team should use the industrial foil to cover the walls. Use tape to make the foil stick to the walls.
4. Two people should get up on the step stools and pass the foil between them to cover as much of the ceiling as possible.
5. Wrap large items like the desk.
6. Move all the smaller wrapped items back into the office.

Hand your boss a pair of sunglasses because he'll be in for a shiny surprise once he steps into his office. Grab a bag of potatoes, wrap them in the office foil, and stick them in the microwave for an after-prank snack.

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5 Comments (Funniest: DildoMingoDeludo,Ravos iz in ur dreemz,Phla™ - Accept no substitutes)


Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054133236
Ravos iz in ur dreemz 34,425 10
01/18/2010 10:55 PM

I thought this was going to be a lot shorter. Like,

Step 1. Get tinfoil
Step 2. Tinfoil office

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054133269
UnderChickens- you know you wanna b 238,139 14
01/19/2010 01:39 AM

My point exactly.

 

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regina4271987 0 3
01/21/2010 06:31 AM

If you put tin foil in the microwave... expect problems. such as a fire, or worse.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137849
DildoMingoDeludo 1,080 3
02/09/2010 08:29 PM

All these "How To's" are [strike Shakespearee[/strike] brilliant and a complete Frost-ing waste of time and space totally worth doing..
I'm glad there are such pointless detailed instructions..
I think Jenni Maier must be a retard genius and is totally flooding ZUG with her pointless bullShakespeare articles a worthwhile addition to ZUG.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1054137852
Phla™ - Accept no substitutes 103,460 13
02/09/2010 08:31 PM

Wait wait wait slow down. How exactly does the tin foil get out of the tin foil box?