How To: Wrap an Office in Aluminum Foil A video
by Jenni Maier 989 8 01/18/2010 10:46 PM 336 views
Worried about your boss's office furniture going stale while he's on vacation? Keep it fresh by wrapping it up in aluminum foil.
You Will Need:
Industrial boxes of aluminum foil
Regular boxes of aluminum foil
Scotch tape
2 step stools
A team
Instructions:
1. Remove all movable items from the office.
2. Half of the team should use the regular boxes of aluminum foil to wrap all the movable items in another room.
3. The other half of the team should use the industrial foil to cover the walls. Use tape to make the foil stick to the walls.
4. Two people should get up on the step stools and pass the foil between them to cover as much of the ceiling as possible.
5. Wrap large items like the desk.
6. Move all the smaller wrapped items back into the office.
Hand your boss a pair of sunglasses because he'll be in for a shiny surprise once he steps into his office. Grab a bag of potatoes, wrap them in the office foil, and stick them in the microwave for an after-prank snack.
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